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Clips from American Dad! - The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith (S08E08)

"Good. Hit it."
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"I'm waiting for Bullock to pick me up for work."
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"He took me out on his boat and we got wasted."
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"I'm talking boat wasted."
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"Oh, good for you, honey."
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"Yeah, I don't really feel comfortable asking him."
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"Sorry?"
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"No, I just said, "Good for you.""
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"Whoa, you got a Lambo?"
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"That's the sweetest thing ever."
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"Shut the hell up."
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"I'm aroused."
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"Don't tell me, tell the car."
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"I'm aroused."
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"So is she."
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"Yeah, I heard he likes to kick people's asses."
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"I wouldn't talk about the new kid if I were you."
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"He just beat up a teacher for saying his name."
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"What?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, that's from home."
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"Kids like us don't need bully trouble."
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"That's the bully the back of my hand"
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"is in the crotch of, isn't it?"
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"Friday, 3:00, I'm gonna kick your ass."
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"I know you."
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"Look at this dill-bag."
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"Quick, Smith, do that funny thing I taught you."
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"You dropped all your high-tech gear."
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"You nerd."
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"Who's Agent Crisp?"
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"He's from Internal Affairs."
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"Agent Stan Smith, can I speak to you in private?"
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"They go this way? Thanks."
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"My intel shows that you're Bullock's new protégé,"
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"Wait, what's going on?"
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"Bullock has recently showed signs of dementia."
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"to administer a full cognitive redaction."
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"Whoa, whoa, you mean erase his memory?"
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"It's for the safety of this country."
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"And as you can see, Milbrook is fine."
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"There's no way he's got dementia."
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"This isn't a request."
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"tomorrow at 10:00 a.m."
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"That's an order."
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"(panting)"
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"The light went out in the bathroom."
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"I was so scared."
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"Roger, I need your help!"
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"There's a big, crazy guy at school"
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"who wants to beat the crap out of me."
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"(breathes deeply)"
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"I'm listening."
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"We're supposed to fight Friday at 3:00."
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"I know a guy who loves a good fight."
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"I'll give him a call, he'll take care of your problem."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"Wait, the guy's not going to be you, is he?"
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"'Cause a lot of times when you say you "know a guy,""
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"you're really just talking about yourself."
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"Fine, it was going to be me, but since you're making"
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"a big deal about it, I'll call somebody else, okay?"
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"(gasps)"
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"My model plane!"
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"(horn beeps)"
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"Hey, this is a nice surprise."
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"As your protégé, I figured everything is an opportunity"
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"Well, perhaps the first deuce of wisdom I'll drop on you"
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"is that the CIA is back the other way."
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"Sure, sir."
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"Whistle away."
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"(whistling)"
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"(whistling continues)"
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"That's the longest I've ever listened to someone whistle."
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"You know, Stan, I was going to wait"
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"until lunch to give you this."
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"until now."
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"Oh, sir, I-I'm not really hungry."
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"I made it just for you."
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"Mmm, mmm."
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"Oh, man, that's amazing."
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"these last few days, you've..."
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"Please, passing on knowledge"
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"is what keeps me going at this age."
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"Just dress me up, give me a cigar"
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"I'm... I'm sorry, sir."
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"Hold on."
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"Cut it all the way..."
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"You got to trust me, I'm right here."
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"Crisp said you had dementia, so they wanted"
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"to retire you and erase your memory."
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"Dementia? That's insane."
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"Wait, Crisp?"
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"That bastard."
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"He's finally making his move."
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"What? He's had it out for me ever since I stumbled"
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"Conspiracy? Yes!"
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"that'll expose him."
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"We have to get a hold of that evidence."
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"(phone rings)"
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"It's Crisp. What do I do?"
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"You slide to answer."
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"I'm not bringing him in."
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"Now what?"
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"Ah, I'm so sorry to involve you in this."
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"Hey, we stick together like Batman and Robin."
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"Except in the Christopher Nolan movies."
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"What is that guy's problem?"
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"He's quietly blowing the whole franchise."
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"(whistles)"
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"Steve, you seem pretty chipper for a guy"
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"who's going to get destroyed by Luiz Ramirez tomorrow."
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"Actually, Snotters, I've got a guy"
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"He's my dad's old bully."
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"♪ Stelio Kontos"
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"Hey, did Roger send you?"
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"Okay, so his name's Luiz..."
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"Ow, what are you doing?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Your guy is supposed to beat up my guy."
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"See, my guy beats you up now"
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