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Clips from American Dad! - The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith (S08E08)

"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"Although I won my battle with breast cancer,"
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"In that spirit, I've decided to select a protégé."
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"Someone to whom I can impart"
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"Words hurt, you know."
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"(laughing)"
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"(crying)"
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"BULLOCK: Smith?"
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"Smith?"
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"Do you want to be my protégé or not?"
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"I left my car at the office last night."
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"(gasps)"
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"You know it."
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"You want to drive?"
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"Now you know."
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"That's how you mentor."
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"and let me do my work?"
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"I don't know, Dick."
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"(crying)"
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"Oh, great."
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"I've never trusted this guy."
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"which is why I'm entrusting you with a top-secret mission."
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"It's protocol in these situations"
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"Look at that smiling face."
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"There must be a mistake."
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"Bring Bullock to the old Lanceton Ice Factory"
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"Aah!"
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"to learn... or something."
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"Actually, I-I was thinking maybe we could take the scenic route."
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"I've never let anyone taste my signature sandwich..."
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"taught me so much."
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"Then call my son and tell him you just killed his Daddy."
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"He'll know what it means."
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"Crisp?"
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"Stan, what's going on?"
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"I never should have brought you here."
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"Keep it coming."
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"You got it."
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"STAN: Okay, thanks."
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"He must know I'm close to finding evidence"
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"Agent Crisp, I'm sorry, but Bullock's fine."
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"who's going to sort everything out."
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"♪ Stelio Kontos"
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"Hello."
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"What the hell, Roger?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"♪ Stelio Kontos"
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"♪ Stelio Kontos"
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"Impressive."
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"Several years ago, I discovered that a network of high-level,"
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"BULLOCK: I know, right?"
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"Civilians were killed,"
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"research facilities burned"
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"All of them..."
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"We have to find that converter!"
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"Lemonade!"
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"They said you were supposed to bring Bullock in."
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"We have to go see Kevin Costner."
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"Kevin's brother Dan is a scientist,"
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"was instrumental in providing a cleanup solution"
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"Super weird, right?"
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"What a lame gift."
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"A little too lame."
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"The fuel converter's at"
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"Sir, I don't think we need to wear dog costumes for this."
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"Now's our chance. Go!"
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"It's in here somewhere."
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Don't you see?"
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"and change the world."
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"(barking)"
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"I never should have gone to him for help."
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"No. No, no!"
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"It's true, I've been deflowered."
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"The jerk who did this to me."
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"Oh, okay. Great!"
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"Crap."
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"I stole a nuclear sub."
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"Ah, Smith, glad you could join me."
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"It's time for us to take out big oil once and for all."
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"Come on, Stan."
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"We start with the Houston Oilers."
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"♪ Out where the river broke"
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"Get hungry."
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"(gasps)"
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"I can't believe I'm meeting"
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"Oh, oh, I'm so sorry, sorry to disturb you at work."
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"You know as soon as they're done recording this,"
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"but you said not to."
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"Well, look around you."
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"All I find is cheese, and beef,"
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"and cucumber, and pickle and mayonnaise."
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"the best day of your life. Really?"
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"Yes, they are."
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"Thank you."
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"(gunshot echoes)"
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"This is Dick's handiwork."
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"(chuckles)"
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"But he was gonna turn you into a vegetable."
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"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"I'm telling you, it's like this big."
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"Well, I'd really like to see it sometime."
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"it got me thinking, "Who will take my place when I'm gone?""
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"all of my knowledge and wisdom."
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"Someone I like very much."
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"Dick..."
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"...would be the last person I would choose."
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"(laughter)"
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"You're always making fun of me."
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"Oh, Dick, get a firm grip on yourself."
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"You'll be sorry one day."
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"Anywhoozles, please put your hands together"
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"for my real protégé, a man who served his country well,"
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"and has been loyal to the very end."
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"Pick me, pick me, pick me."
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"Agent Stan Smith."
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"Oh, my God, it happened!"
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"BOTH: A one, two, three, four."
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"Smith!"
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"Yes, sir."
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