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Clips from Family Guy - And the Wiener Is... (S03E03)

""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"the one who got what she had coming."
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"My God! I can walk! It's a mira...!"
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"You wanna race? On your mark, get set, go!"
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"Why don't you try the flag girls squad?"
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"Hey, careful, Quagmire. Don't get too close to that thing."
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"I remember the first time Kevin beat me. I was so proud,"
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"Which is good, cos I finally have someone to give this training bra to. Here, Josephina."
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"Hey, everybody, guess what I am."
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"- Hey, Chris. I bet you can't do this. - I bet I can!"
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"We perform at all the football games. I'm practically a cheerleader!"
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"So, you're a flag girl. That's great, Meg."
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"Ha-ha! Yes! I win!"
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"Yeah! Ahh!"
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"Lois, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung. ""
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"Are we all ready to cheer at the game tonight?"
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"Meg! Meg! Meg!"
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"Here we go."
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"- They've held hands all night. - I mean Meg."
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"What do you got? What do you got? Huh? Huh? Come on."
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"Hello?"
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""Old man"? I'm the white Larry Bird."
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"- Your mother and I are getting a divorce! - You are?"
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"Son, you played good, but your dad is still number one."
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"- What's wrong, honey? - I'll tell you:"
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"All right, stand back, Lois."
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"Oh, my. No wonder he's always slouching."
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"They won't. I'm never going back to that school again."
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"He's had enough. Give me that."
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"- Look, about the other night... - Oh, that was hilarious."
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"I just wish I'd known ahead of time. I would've brought potato salad!"
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"- That was kinda cool. - Yeah."
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"I'm bored."
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"and I'll use my razor-sharp talons to rip your eyes out! Cookies are done."
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"I'm glad you want to join the National Gun Association."
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"Here we have our locker room with full shower facilities."
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"- Velvet Rope. - Yeah, that one. Pull!"
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"- Count me in. - Hunting?"
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"- Oh, no. It's too dangerous. - Lois, Lois."
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"- Yes. - Me, too. Hold me."
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"See, Lois? They're responsible."
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"What the hell was that?!"
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"I changed my mind. I won't do it."
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"- They're my friends now. - They pelted you with meat."
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"OK. Now we're gonna play Seven Minutes in Heaven,"
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"Have fun."
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"I figured you might get soft on me, so I hired an old friend to scar them for life."
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"Great. I gotta leave though. I'm going hunting with my son."
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"Dad, I know what to do! I saw it on Fox's When Bears Attack!"
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"Holy crap! Chris, that was amazing. I mean, I just froze up."
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"But you handled that bear like a real man. I'm proud of you, son."
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"Oh. Oh, you heard that, huh?"
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"You can't let those awful kids get to you."
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"I'm like one of those bald eagles you see on the Discovery Channel:"
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"- In fact, I can see you. - Can you see me now?"
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""Lucky there's a family guy"
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"That's wonderful. Isn't that wonderful?"
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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""Laugh and cry"
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""He's a family guy"
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"Look, I'm that pretty dark-haired figure skater with the horse teeth,"
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"Nice figure eight, Mom."
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"Ha! All right!"
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"OK, Bonnie. One, two, three, push!"
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"Oh! Ah! Whoa!"
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"- Sorry, Dad. - Just get the chair."
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"Good shot. Made my brown eye blue with that one."
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"- Yeah. Next one's coming for your head! - Oh, no! No, help! Oh, help!"
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"- What the hell? - Now is the winter of your discontent!"
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"First to where that Pakistani girl fell through the ice"
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"after coming to the States for her severely burned face"
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"she got when the man she refused to marry dumped sulphuric acid on her, wins. I win!"
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"Yes! Yes! In your face! In your face!"
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"In my face! In my face!"
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"Ahh! No! Acid girl! It's acid girl! Ahh!"
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"- James Woods High! Whoo! - Hey, guys."
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"- What do you want? - I'm trying out for cheerleading."
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"Peter Rabbit would be wise to stay out of Mr McGregor's garden."
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"Yes! I win again, Andy."
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"One more before the missus notices I'm not on the couch."
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"Too late!"
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"Did I just get laid?"
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"- Nice game, Peter. - I'm on a roll."
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"- I whipped Chris on the ice today. - Enjoy it while it lasts."
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"It's only a matter of time before he beats you."
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"What? I'm better than him at everything: Sports, video games, even magic tricks."
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"- Ha-ha. Got your nose. - Oh, yeah? Well, I got your face."
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"Calm down, Chris. It's only a trick."
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"Face it, sooner or later you'll have to pass the torch."
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"I gave him a little congratulatory punch in the arm. Then another."
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"Then everything got hazy. Kevin went to live with a foster family for a while..."
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"- It's inevitable. - Don't feel bad."
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"I think I know why your son beat you."
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"Apparently, you're a 12-year-old prepubescent girl."
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"Does it feel good on your new budding bosoms?"
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"- It sure does... - Get the hell off me!"
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"Rudolph, we figured out what makes your nose red."
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"- Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails? - No, it's a tumour."
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"You mean like a magical Christmas tumour?"
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"No, a malignant tumour, the base of which is lodged deep within your brain."
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"- Oh. Like a happy special... - You're going to die."
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"The end result of a drunken backseat gropefest and a broken prophylactic?"
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"- I'm on the flag girl squad! - Oh, honey, congratulations."
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"Way to go, Stewie. Chris, I'll see your fork and raise you a gravy ladle."
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"You're on!"
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"Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call."
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"- All right. Salt shaker up the nose. - I got pepper."
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"- That was fun, Dad! - I'm the man!"
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"- Why? - Time's a factor, Lois."
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"Say, Meg, looking sharp. You want to go out after the game tonight?"
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"Neil, I'm a flag girl now. I'm way too cool to be seen with you."
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"Really? Not even if I smoke this corncob pipe?"
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""We?" Oh, you made flag girl, huh?"
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"Yeah. This morning my mom was, like, "Don't forget your lunch","
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"and I'm all "I'm a flag girl now, I won't forget my lunch","
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"and she's all "Don't forget your halftime routine. ""
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"Moms! Hey, maybe we could all, like, hang out after the game."
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"Uncool people are like animals."
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