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Clips from South Park - Mysterion Rises (S14E14)

"Thank you, ma'am."
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"I'll take 20 lemon bars, you little rascals!"
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"A terrific human interest story here, Tom."
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"As America wonders what happened to Captain Hindsight, some"
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"Colorado kids are being a little super human themselves."
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"and selling lemon bars to help aid those affected in the Gulf crisis."
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"We believe that every little bit helps."
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"Their little super club consists of seven young heroes."
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"Toolshed!"
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"The Human Kite!"
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"Mosquito."
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"Timmy."
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"The boys stated that there used to also be a hero named the"
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"Coon actually in the group, but they let him go because he was"
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"being quote "a dick.""
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"why are we still calling ourselves Coon and friends?"
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"We thank you for your patience,"
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"but the conditions in the Gulf are still delaying our departure."
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"Cthulhu has shat on the runway at the New Orleans airport, and"
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"Come on, people!"
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"Some of us need to get to New Orleans now!"
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"Yes, yes, I am the Coon."
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"The Coon?"
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"I've heard of that!"
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"You have?"
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"Coon and friends!"
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"Actually I'm no longer with Coon and friends."
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"Can I ask you a question?"
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"The evil girl villain fought"
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"with all her might, but the Coon was too much for her."
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"As people looked on and cheered for the Coon, he clawed and"
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"This fight would not be the last, the Coon thought."
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"That's almost it, super heroes!"
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"Perhaps we should return to our secret base and bake some more!"
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"I'll take 10 lemon bars!"
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"Ten, yes sir!"
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"The great one."
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"Cthulhu."
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"He has risen, and soon all will be under his rule."
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"It has all been foretold in the Necronomicon."
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"Hail Cthulhu!"
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"Oh man, these are really good lemon bars."
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"What's the mythos?"
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"But I think we better find out."
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"Alright super heroes!"
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"Back to our secret base!"
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"Mintberry Crunch!"
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"What the hell?"
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"I knew it!"
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"Cartman tore our base up."
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"What'dya mean not Cartman, dude?"
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"Don't anybody move!"
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"So you're the super heroes trying to blackmail me!"
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"Once a reporter for the national"
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"news, Jack Brolin always had a knack for Hindsight."
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"Wanting to become the best known reporter in the country, Jack"
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"tried an experiment to boost his Hindsight levels!"
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"But then a freakish accident"
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"occurred when a retroactive spider got into the equipment!"
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"The reporter's Hindsight was blasted to super human levels!"
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"fighting for peace and the American way."
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"With his three trusty companions shoulda, coulda and woulda."
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"But now the Hindsight that has"
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"saved so many, threatens to consume Jack's very soul."
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"It's Captain Hindsight!"
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"I shoulda never mixed vodka and Jack Daniels."
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"I should've just gone to bed last night."
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"Um, dude, are you okay?"
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"Give every copy of the pictures to me now!"
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"You got pictures of me having sex with Courtney Love!"
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"Chaos, why did you take those pictures?"
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"But I... but the Coon said if I took the pictures he'd let me"
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"go home, and I've missed like four days of school now cuz... Alright, enough!"
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"What's going on?"
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"Hindsight. That isn't Courtney Love."
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"Our former member, the Coon, tricked you."
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"It's not Courtney Love?"
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"Look dude, we don't need to play super hero anymore."
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"Pull the trigger Hindsight!"
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"If you don't believe us, then you don't have a choice!"
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"Pull the trigger you pussy!"
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"Dude, Kenny. Chill out."
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"You guys go!"
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"I'll deal with this prick."
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"Uh, okay, if you insist."
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"Uh, see ya, Kenny."
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"My mom did tell me I had to be home by 5."
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"If you wanna, like, play basketball or something."
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"Cthulhu! Dude, over here!"
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"The Coon!"
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"But don't worry, I'm actually not here to fight you!"
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"We are not so different, Cthulhu."
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"Though I am a super hero and you are a dark god from another"
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"dimension, perhaps we can work together."
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"have everyone else be your slaves."
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"I do, bro."
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"But there's a group of super"
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"humans who are going to stop at nothing to stop you!"
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"Good, I have your attention."
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"The super humans I speak of are right now working on plans to destroy you."
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"They reside in Colorado and they are fucking assholes and they"
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"all deserve to be sent into a dark oblivion!"
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"You can do that, right?"
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"Send people into a dark oblivion cuz that's what those buttholes deserve!"
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"Dude Colorado is that way!"
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"God dammit, why don't dark lords fucking listen?"
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"It doesn't matter."
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"Even if the pictures are fake, I can't take it anymore!"
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"Do you have any idea what a curse it is to have perfect 20/20 hindsight?"
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"A soon as something bad happens"
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"I immediately know how it could have been avoided."
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"I can't take it anymore."
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"Well, I don't want the power anymore, alright?"
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"You think your power is a curse?"
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"I can't die."
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"I've experienced death."
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"Sometimes I see a bright light."
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"Sometimes I see heaven or hell, but eventually, no matter what,"
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"And the worst part?"
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"Nobody even remembers me dying."
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