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Clips from Family Guy - Life of Brian (S12E12)

"and set things right."
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"Look, there you are giving them the guns!"
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"You told me you were checking on the horses."
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"All right, come on. We've got to get those guns back."
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"Hey, hi, how are you today? Good to see you."
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"Listen, uh, we've just been informed that these guns are defective."
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"Um, anyway, you know how we like to take things back from you people?"
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"That's right. We're from GunCo."
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"Where you taking guns?"
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"Brian, grab the return pad!"
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"Well, everything looks like it should."
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"Only one way to be certain."
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"Okay, let's do a quick search here."
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"Native American role models."
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""Zero results found.""
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"Looks like we did it, Brian."
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"Hey, what are you gonna do with all those guns?"
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"I don't know, sell 'em to some fucked up kid?"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"This time machine has almost killed us a hundred times, Brian."
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"And yesterday was just too close a call."
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"So I've decided to get rid of it before something irreparable happens."
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"But, Stewie, your time machine,"
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"I can't believe you'd just destroy it."
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"Trust me, Brian, it's for the best."
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"And, hey, at least I've had some fun with it."
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"Do you know what I did last week?"
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"I time-traveled ahead to Christmas"
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"so I wouldn't have to wait all year for the new toys to come out."
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"Wow, good timing, little fella."
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"This just came out today."
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"Yeah, I kind of knew that already."
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"Would you like to donate an extra dollar"
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"to the Quahog Food Bank?"
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"Oh, sure."
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"And would you like to come home and clean my toilet,"
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"Well, I guess that's it."
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"This is like the end of an era."
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"Oh, sack up, you twink. It's just a machine."
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"God, look at all the perfectly good stuff"
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"that people just throw out for no reason."
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"I don't know. It's mostly twin mattresses."
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"aren't you pretty much a failure as a human being?"
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"No, I mean it. Like, here, look at this street hockey net."
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"It's in great shape."
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"You know, we should take this home and set it up."
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"Get some fresh air, get some exercise."
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"now that the time machine is gone."
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"You know, not every historical event"
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"is all it's cracked up to be."
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"Women, we've spent decades fighting for our right to vote."
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"So, when you go to those booths and cast your ballot,"
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"remember, Warren G. Harding is way the cutest!"
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"Oh, girls just want to have fun"
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"Okay, Brian, I'm just putting this out there, but I'm a baby,"
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"God, look at this day, huh?"
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"You know, usually, I'd be sitting inside writing,"
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"you'd be working on one of your machines."
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"But here we are enjoying it."
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"Yes, it is a nice change of pace."
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"Oh, wait, I got to go grab my knee pads."
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"I was using them for this other thing."
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"Anyway, I'll be right back."
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"Holy crap! What the hell happened?"
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"I don't know, Meg."
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"Don't talk to me."
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"Is he gonna be okay?"
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"I'm so sorry, Mrs. Griffin, but Brian's injuries"
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"are just too severe for us to save him."
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"but I suggest that you all go in and say your goodbyes."
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"I can't believe it."
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"We were gonna do so many things together."
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"You guys, I think Brian's trying to say something!"
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"I'm sorry, he's gone."
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"Yes, Chris, I'm afraid..."
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"I'm afraid that our Brian is dead!"
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"Guys, I'm gonna need a few minutes alone upstairs."
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"I got to do, like, a sad yank."
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"Stupid street hockey."
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"I wish we never went to that dump."
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"Wait a minute. That's it!"
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"I've just got to rebuild the time machine,"
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"Stewie! How are you?"
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"Oh, not well, Yusuf. I need your help."
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"Sorry, there's no way to get those anymore."
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"What do you mean? You've gotten them for me before."
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"I know, but the one guy who made those drew a doodle of Mohammed,"
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"so he's not around anymore."
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"He wasn't even doing it on purpose,"
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"just absentmindedly while talking on the phone."
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"But it was Mohammed, so, you know."
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"Oh, that's awful."
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"Okay, Yusuf, thanks, anyway."
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"Oh, dear, Rupert, without those capacitors,"
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"it'll be completely impossible"
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"I guess that means Brian is really gone for good."
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"Thank you so much for coming, guys."
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"No problem, Lois."
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"You know, I usually don't come to funerals."
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"Since I'm a cop,"
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"I always wind up getting hit by a black woman with a purse."
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"- You find the man who did this. - Uh, ma'am,"
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"-what's your relationship to Brian? - You bring him to justice!"
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"You make sure this angel child didn't die for nothing!"
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"Ma'am, Brian's a dog."
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"You show the world why you became a cop!"
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"Okay."
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"Where's Dad? We're going to be starting soon."
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"who watches the funeral from across the street in the rain."
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"Then he's going to be the rich guy in the limo"
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"who drives by the funeral and shows no emotion."
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"And now he's gonna be the old platoon mate"
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"I decided to be the mistress who no one knew about till now, instead."
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"None of you people came to my funeral!"
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"Oh, boy, this is, um..."
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"The truth is,"
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"Brian wasn't just my dog."
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"He was my best friend in the whole world."
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"He was smart, he was loyal,"
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"he was like a brother to me."
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