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Clips from Family Guy - Life of Brian (S12E12)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"Damn, I'm not getting a smoke signal here."
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"and you gave guns to the Indians."
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"I said, I messed up, all right?"
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"Let me buy you lunch."
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"Oh, come on, Brian, let's be honest. I frequently alter the past."
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"have done all right for themselves."
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"They do seem to have a lot of shops."
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"And here it is, the number one song"
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"for the 10,000th week in a row,"
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"What are you looking for?"
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"Well, there's my brave warrior."
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"How was work today?"
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"Hey, shot in the dark, but is anyone else in the mood"
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"What the hell are you doing there?"
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"Uh, we're from the gun company."
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"Well, we're gonna go ahead and take these back."
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"Ah, thank God!"
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"If you have a twin mattress,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Brian! Brian, can you hear me?"
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"Mom, is Brian gonna be okay?"
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"But this is the best veterinarian in Quahog."
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"He had to share the ambulance with a chicken."
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"Doctor, how is Brian?"
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"I don't know how much longer he has,"
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"You're really..."
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"Damn it, Brian, you can't die!"
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"I was gonna be a little better than you,"
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"You've given me a wonderful life."
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"Oh, my God, he's..."
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"Oh, this is all my fault."
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"I'm the one who had to throw away the damn time machine."
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"and then I can go back and save Brian!"
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"Oh, happy birthday, Neil!"
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"to build a functioning time machine."
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"Thank you, everyone, for coming today."
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"This is probably the worst pain I've ever had to go through,"
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"and I've sprained my ankle twice."
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"Um..."
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"and I guess what I'm trying to say is"
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"And I'm gonna spend the rest of my life missing him."
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"We're all gonna miss him, Peter."
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"Every day I get a little further in."
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"with our names on them?"
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"Hey, that's kind of cool. So, what's your story?"
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"Oh, I wish you hadn't told me that."
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"All right, this is good."
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"Vinny, you must be starving."
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"Are you kidding? You're a hardworking lady."
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"So, tonight, I'm gonna make you dinner."
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"Wow."
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"Wow, look at you, Vinny."
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"I'm mad at this jar of pickles I can't open."
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"Nail it up."
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"- That's right. - Hey, that's great."
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"Yeah, I don't take people out on ride-alongs anymore."
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"What? What? The first thing you said was..."
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"This man drives a Saturn."
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"Lois and the fat man will want him out of the house immediately."
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"All right, Rupert, I've been left with no choice."
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"I'm going to tell Vinny so much bad news"
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"about Italian-Americans"
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"that he goes into cardiac arrest."
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"Call me a creep, you piece of crap!"
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"You're not supposed to lose him ever!"
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"Look, Stewie, I know it doesn't seem like it now,"
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"Really? That's what's happening to me. Stuff."
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"By the time he passed away, it was real tough."
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"When I saw you guys looking for a dog,"
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"No! I need it for in case there's witches!"
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"You know, actually, Lois,"
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"Sleep tight, you two."
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"Ah, it's too bright in there. Never mind."
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"He's a family guy"
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"Hurry, Brian, they're gaining on us!"
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"Crap, they got away."
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"Better call the boss."
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"Damn it, Stewie, what the hell did you do?"
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"I know, I know, I messed up."
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""I messed up." You went back to 17th-century Jamestown"
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"And now they're running everything!"
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"I guess I just have this pathological need to be liked."
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"Aw, come on. Don't say that."
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"Thanks to you, the Indians killed all the white people"
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"and took over America."
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"I mean, you're the one who's always saying,"
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"All right, so, I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways?"
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"Hey, Judas, he ordered, like, five margaritas."
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"You know, it actually looks like the Native Americans"
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"And it looks like they have medical care as well."
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"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I've done this"
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"Well, have you tried this?"
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"And their popular music is interesting."
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""Huya-Huya-Huya!""
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"Huya-Huya-Huya-Huya"
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"Well, no matter."
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"Let's go back to Jamestown and undo..."
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"The return pad."
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"Looks like it took some bullets during our escape."
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"Doesn't seem to be working."
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"What? What is that? What is that, "Hmm"?"
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"What are you looking for specifically?"
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"But I'm afraid our only hope"
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"is that perhaps the alternate Stewie in this universe has created"
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"his own time machine that we can use."
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"Well, let's hope so, because otherwise they're gonna kill us."
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"Yeah, or stick us on some kind of white people reservation."
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"Don't give them any money."
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"They're just gonna spend it all on deviled eggs."
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"Oh, it was so annoying."
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"Everyone was coming around with their daughters,"
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"selling Girl Scout corn."
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"Made me feel so guilty, I had to buy, like, 20 ears."
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"to run really fast in one direction?"
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"Go away. We're trying to watch I Love Liquor."
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"Look, there it is!"
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"And it looks like he has a return pad, too."
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