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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S04E04)

"Ugh. No wonder Morocco Mole was so inept. He never got any damn sleep."
Archer (2009)
"...which I'm sure is why you wanted this room."
Archer (2009)
"Really? Lana, this is me we're talking about."
Archer (2009)
"Okay, yeah, maybe I smoked just a teeny bit too much hashish..."
Archer (2009)
"Both. The latter of whom were college juniors."
Archer (2009)
"Says who, the manager? Why would he lie?"
Archer (2009)
"Then you know Allen Ginsberg, author of the poem "Howl.""
Archer (2009)
"And just so we're clear, you're mad at all that stuff..."
Archer (2009)
"...and not being weird because we had sex last night."
Archer (2009)
"Why the hell hasn't he activated his GPS beacon?"
Archer (2009)
"And while we're on the subject, where the hell is our GPS?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh. Uh, promise you won't get mad? Uh, no."
Archer (2009)
"Didelphis virginiana."
Archer (2009)
"You have one. Yeah, I wish."
Archer (2009)
"A.k.a., Kurt Wagner, Lana. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"- What? When were you planning to tell me? - I was."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, accidentally? Just drive. There, take that left."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on, I'm swinging back around. No, you're not. Why?"
Archer (2009)
"was your mother is, so can you please quit clicking around?"
Archer (2009)
"Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Hold on, I'm stopping. Why?"
Archer (2009)
"Because according to this, we're here."
Archer (2009)
"Because Tangier's totally awesome. Wildly inaccurate."
Archer (2009)
"But it's probably not the best place to receive medical treatment."
Archer (2009)
"So, what say we grab this Kazak guy and get out of this flyblown shithole?"
Archer (2009)
"Shooting me's not gonna change the unbeatableness of their rug prices, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"I drew because we don't know what's waiting for us behind this--"
Archer (2009)
"Lana! Archer?"
Archer (2009)
"I was talking to him, stupid. Great, then I'll--"
Archer (2009)
"Here, boy. Come on, buddy. Uh, heel?"
Archer (2009)
"She asked, regretfully, remembering that just moments earlier..."
Archer (2009)
"...she'd thrown away his $11 phrasebook."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh. I thought you hated dogs. I love dogs, Lana."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, you can't beckon him and then rebuff him."
Archer (2009)
"Who's a son of a bitch? Are you a son of a bitch?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, who gives a shit, Lana? He's, like, the Pelé of, let me finish, fetch."
Archer (2009)
"And who are you calling? Who do you think?"
Archer (2009)
"Then how...?"
Archer (2009)
"Obviously, I am here. Phew!"
Archer (2009)
"...you will spend your lunch hour being fitted for a prosthetic hand."
Archer (2009)
"I only get 45 minutes."
Archer (2009)
"You finally saved enough money for a sex change."
Archer (2009)
"- I'm sorry? - You should be."
Archer (2009)
"A, it was kofta, and-- Beelzebub's asshole. Kazak."
Archer (2009)
"Sorry, buddy, I didn't mean that. I-- I did."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, please, she's totally there."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, his nose is like ajillion times more sensitive than ours."
Archer (2009)
"Well, before I kill him, and you, just get us to the port."
Archer (2009)
"Archer? And the boat's not a boat, Lana..."
Archer (2009)
"A roadblock?"
Archer (2009)
"But why on earth do you feel you're qualified to be an ISIS field agent?"
Archer (2009)
"Well..."
Archer (2009)
"Be that as it-- Hm."
Archer (2009)
"Pam, what the hell did you--? Whah!"
Archer (2009)
"Unh! Help!"
Archer (2009)
"And it goes on like that for another 38 soul-cleaving minutes."
Archer (2009)
"Of which you were there for two. Three."
Archer (2009)
"I was scared. I ran away. Sue me."
Archer (2009)
"And then sue me for this. Smoke bomb."
Archer (2009)
"If the saddle oxford and/or ruby slipper fits, mister and/or missy."
Archer (2009)
"Here, hit this hash brown. That creepy old dude put his lips on it but--"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, put the gun down. He's gonna--"
Archer (2009)
"Sorry about that, fur face."
Archer (2009)
"Almost kind of wishing she'd shot you."
Archer (2009)
"No, no, no, I'm kidding."
Archer (2009)
"Well, she's the one who stormed off into the desert..."
Archer (2009)
"How much freaking kofta did you eat?"
Archer (2009)
"Well, whose fault is that?"
Archer (2009)
"...and maybe I push Lana's buttons on purpose..."
Archer (2009)
"...which maybe I do, possibly, if I'm being completely honest..."
Archer (2009)
"...because I still have some pretty strong--"
Archer (2009)
"And that's why you died in the desert."
Archer (2009)
"Well... Pretty close."
Archer (2009)
"Ha, ha! Ha!"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, wait, wait. Shut up. What? What are you talking about?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, God, I don't know. Maybe a gigantic chocolate mousse or--"
Archer (2009)
"Still pretty close."
Archer (2009)
"It's a real one. Yay!"
Archer (2009)
"Get out. What?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, in order, I'll get to that. Yes, no, and it's not a boat, it's a--"
Archer (2009)
"But they think they are. Yes, they do. Yes, they do."
Archer (2009)
"--For a dog. You know how insulting that is?"
Archer (2009)
"Wha--? Is this about the carriage ride?"
Archer (2009)
"Let me tell you something about that so-called stupid dog, Mr. Man."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and you could have told me you just took her to the stupid vet."
Archer (2009)
"...so get a fix on my signal and reroute the chopper to those coordinates."
Archer (2009)
"Whenever. We'll be here. One way or the other."
Archer (2009)
"So, hey, how you doing on the kofta?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, good, get it all out now because this next part's gonna suck."
Archer (2009)
"If I do, the truck will flip, and if Lana doesn't die..."
Archer (2009)
"...but after a few years of feeding tubes and colostomy bags, I resent her..."
Archer (2009)
"...and the night nurse is, like, Brazilian and 20."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, look out!"
Archer (2009)
"Kazak!"
Archer (2009)
"No. Guy's probably got nine wives and a jillion kids and--"
Archer (2009)
"Uh, what are you doing? What is that? Microfilm."
Archer (2009)
"Or one of the -akistans. I forget which one."
Archer (2009)
"No!"
Archer (2009)
"Unlike some people. Uh, what's that?"
Archer (2009)
"What's your problem? Besides that fricking air raid siren?"
Archer (2009)
"I am. What I'm not open to is not sleeping on the floor..."
Archer (2009)
"...listening to your drunk ass fart and snore all night in the only bed..."
Archer (2009)
"...but that's only because I didn't wanna be rude."
Archer (2009)
"To who, the creepy old Moroccan dude? Or those Dutch high school girls?"
Archer (2009)
"And C, Lana, we had to take this room. Beat history was made here."
Archer (2009)
"You are American, yes? Uh, yes."
Archer (2009)
"I saw the best minds of my generation Destroyed by madness"
Archer (2009)
"Yes. So for extra 1000 American..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, why not'?"
Archer (2009)
"Are you--? We didn't have sex."
Archer (2009)
"Good, because I lied. I was drunk."
Archer (2009)
"You want some? Makes you feel better."
Archer (2009)
"What will make me feel better is to get out of shit-reeking Tangier..."
Archer (2009)
"...which we can only do after we extract Agent, what's his name, Kazak?"
Archer (2009)
"When did it start going off? I don't know, like, before the muezzin..."
Archer (2009)
"...but after the Dutch co-eds left."
Archer (2009)
"You brought them up to the room? Aha! Busted."
Archer (2009)
"How can you not love this place? The sights, the sounds, the smells."
Archer (2009)
"Although he can teleport, so the prehensile tail is--"
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it, we're being followed."
Archer (2009)
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