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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Go Big or Go Home (S03E03)

"He is nothing if not persistent."
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"And hot."
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"Yeah, he's hot."
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"But he's intense."
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"But he's really, really hot."
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"But he's your boss."
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"of how we can save the Parks Department."
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"Great."
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"Let me ask you one question."
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"Would you be cool doing things"
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"that a prostitute does?"
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"Uh..."
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"Minus the money."
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"Definitely yes, then."
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"Thanks, Ann."
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"Looking sharp. Beautiful."
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"The backboard is your friend."
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"Aaaa, bam!"
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"I'd say my coaching style is centered"
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"around fundamentals,"
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"with an emphasis on fun."
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"Hey, watch this."
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"Go get it!"
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"And a second emphasis on mental."
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"Yeah, it can be hard work,"
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"but every time I look"
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"one of these kids in the eyes"
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"and he calls me coach..."
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"That's how I know I agreed to be a coach."
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"Mouse rat!"
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"Carnage!"
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"Okay, gentlemen, it's time"
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"There's no coin toss in basketball."
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"Are those women's sneakers?"
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"Yes, they are, Ron. You know what?"
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"They fit better. I got an employee discount."
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"And the best part is,"
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"no one can tell."
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"Match point, touchdown, et cetera."
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"Yeah, go my team. All right."
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"but I need it to be 300% sexier."
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"Do you have any of those shirts"
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"that look wet all the time?"
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"Or... or, like, a metal bikini?"
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"Fingerless gloves."
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"What about if I wear this normal, sane outfit?"
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"Yeah, okay, but you're gonna have to eat"
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"something sexy, then, like a banana."
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"Well, what's sexy food?"
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"Asparagus?"
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"No, you know what's sexy?"
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"Turkey chili."
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"- Mmm. - Yum."
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"And how, exactly,"
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"am I supposed to casually steer the conversation"
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"towards the Parks Department budget?"
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"Okay, it's totally easy."
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"Tell you what. You be Chris."
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"I'll be you. I'll show you how it's done."
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"Okay."
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"Ann Perkins."
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"You are wonderful and amazing,"
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"and I'm happy to be here with you."
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"I'm wearing a tuxedo vest"
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"with no shirt on underneath."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Can I get you a drink?"
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"I love every single beverage in the world."
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"And, oops, my vest popped open."
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"Just like the budget needs to pop open,"
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"and you need to pour it"
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"into my Parks Department."
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"Great."
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"I am so excited that you finally agreed"
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"to go out with me."
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"You're a magnificent asker-outer."
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"Tell me every single detail of your day."
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"I love dates."
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"I love connecting with someone."
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"I love engaging them."
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"I love being surprised by them."
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"I have never had a bad date."
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"They've all been either great or phenomenally great."
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"Nurses are the most undervalued members"
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"of our society by far."
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"I think all of you should make as much money"
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"as the CEO of Google."
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"Can I ask you a question?"
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"Yes, that's exactly the question."
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"I was born with a blood disorder."
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"And my parents were told"
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"that I had three weeks to live."
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"And here I still am,"
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"some 2,000-odd weeks later."
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"I think it's going well."
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"He's actually a really nice guy."
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"Okay, so have you asked him yet about the money?"
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"Well, it's a date, you know?"
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"It's kind of hard to casually bring up"
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"the Parks Department needs money."
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"I just did it in three moves."
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"Well, then, why don't you just come here"
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"and do it yourself?"
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"- Okay. - Holy crap."
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"What? Chris and Ann? What are you two doing here?"
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"We are on a date."
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"And it is going phenomenally."
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"Thanks, but I'll stay for just one drink."
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"because I wanted to speak to you..."
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"- Well, well, well. - Ben."
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"- What a fun surprise. - Oh, that's right."
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"You were coming here tonight on a date."
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"And, hey, Leslie is joining you"
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"How 'bout that?"
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"- Fantastic. - It is."
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"Can I talk to you?"
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"- Sure. - What are you doing here?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I had nothing to do with this date."
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"- Uh-huh. - They're both so beautiful."
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