Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Go Big or Go Home (S03E03)

"Are you buying 4,000 rubber nipples from me"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"or not?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Dee, you have a visitor."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"We back?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"We're back."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- Jerry. - Oh, my gosh."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Look who's here. Leslie."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"The nightmare's over, Jerry. We're going back to work."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Come on!"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I called shotgun. Everybody heard me."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Well..."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I am usually not one for speeches."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"So good-bye."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Okay, here's the situation."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"We are operating on a shoestring budget."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Park services have been slashed."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"But we are all still here."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"And we have a job to do."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Make the world's biggest pizza."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"No, make this town fun"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"for the people who live here."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Fine, but after that,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"the pizza is our top priority."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"No, it's not."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"We're getting pizza?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"April, hey. It's me, Andy."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Dwyer."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Uh, this is, like, the 200th message I've left you"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"without a response."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"So..."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I do not know what it is"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"because you won't call me back."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"It is truly great to see all of you."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Huh?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Okay, I have to run. Ben."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"The bad news, which..."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I get to deliver, is this:"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Your only work for the time being"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"will be existing park maintenance."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"So that just means"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"that we're in maintenance mode!"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Yeah!"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Jerry."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Okay, see, I've spent the last few months"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"brainstorming,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and I have some really great ideas,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and I put them in my idea binders."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I mean, they're color-coded, for God's sake."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Okay, actually, yeah. There is..."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"There is one thing that you will be doing."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Apparently, in Indiana,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"if you don't provide a basketball league,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"people get very upset."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"And, quite frankly, throw things at you"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and call you names."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Like turd boy. I... whatever."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Point is, I reinstated youth basketball."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"It says here you only have money for two teams."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Yeah, they're gonna develop a great rivalry."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Under my tutelage, you will grow"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"from boys into men."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"From men into gladiators."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"And from gladiators into Swansons."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Behold."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"The Swanson pyramid of greatness."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I've been developing the Swanson pyramid of greatness"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"It's a perfectly calibrated recipe"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"for maximum personal achievement."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Categories include:"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Capitalism, God's way of determining"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"who is smart, and who is poor."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Crying, acceptable at funerals"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and the Grand Canyon."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Rage, poise, property rights."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Fish, for sport only."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Not for meat."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Fish meat is practically a vegetable."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Haircuts."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"There are three acceptable haircuts."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"High and tight,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"crew cut, buzz cut."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Are the scissors broken in your house, son?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"So you happy to be back at work?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Well, our budget's been slashed to zero."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I tried to buy fertilizer the other day"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"for the soccer field."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Request denied."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- Oh, I'm so sorry. - No, I mean, look."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"the Parks Department would do these big projects."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Winter Jamboree, the Harvest Festival."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"It's like they don't have faith in us anymore."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I'm not a paper-pusher, Ann."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I need to be out in the streets,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"planting trees and cracking skulls."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Leslie Knope. Ann Perkins."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"How are my two favorite people in this entire town?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Not good, Chris."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Yeah, I know. It's terrible."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- No. - Damn, sorry, Leslie."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Ann, could I talk to you for a minute?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"- So how's it going? - Save it, okay?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"and my department, and that's fine."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"But don't expect me to sit here"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"All right, fair enough."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"But I'm just going to that..."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"All right, uh..."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Look, I'm very flattered."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"But again, I don't think"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I should go out with you."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Can I ask you why not?"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Because I thought we had a great time"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"the night you got drunk and kissed me."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"And you did use your tongue."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"I just don't think I'm in a place"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"to go out with anyone right now."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Okay, well,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"if you change your mind,"
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"you know where to find me, Ann Perkins."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"Leslie Knope."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
"He did, he did."
Parks and Recreation (2009)
Show more clips