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Clips from South Park - Fat Camp (S04E04)

"Uh uh. One thing. I want a bigger cut."
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"running around in that stupid town pretending to be you and collecting all the food to bring up here!"
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"All you have to do is sit back and sell it to all the fat kids!"
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"Suck my balls, 20!"
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"But just remember that your parents think that you're in the drug rehab center next door!"
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"You blow your cover and we're both screwed!"
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"You guys! You have to check this tape out!"
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"Ey, we're trying to study. Finals are tomorrow."
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"No, dude, check this out!"
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"It's a video: this kid, he does all kinds of crazy stuff."
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"Check it out! He jumped into a Porto-Potty at a construction site and stayed there for four days!"
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"Oh, gro-hoss"
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"Sick!"
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"Kenny, through the past weeks we've seen you eat mice,"
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"The question in all our minds is, who-haht are you gonna do next?"
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"(Well, I'm gonna give my grandfather a full-body sensual massage.)"
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"Kenny is going to give a sensual full-body massage to his own grandfather!"
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"Wow! This is Kenny's best show ever!"
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"This is so juvenile."
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"Yeah, you've gotten lame since you got skinny. What's up?"
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"Eh, nothing. Hey, can I have some of that licorice to take home?"
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"Alright campers, good work today."
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"Lights out, and we'll see you tomorrow for more exercise and proper diet."
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"All beddy-byes for the night, are they?"
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"I don't know what we're doing wrong, Susan. These kids aren't losing the weight."
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"We'll just have to give them more time. They'll do it!"
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"Alright, they're gone!"
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"Two donuts and a pack of licorice, please."
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"Well, Tony, the usual?"
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"I've been to seven camps and I swore to my momma that I'd lose the weight."
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"Yes. A chocolate friend."
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"Mr. Candy Bar likes you just the way you are."
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"Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime event. Order now!"
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"Alright, so we're back talkin' to three competing celebrities:"
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"Hey, Howard."
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"But I'd like to prove them wrong."
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"- (And me!) - Fine! I'll do it for 40!"
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"Ooh, the kid says he'll do it for ten bucks."
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"Alright, let's get going, then. Can we cut the cameras?"
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"And down to the ground."
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"Please, Mr. Sanders."
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"No! I have had it!"
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"What's happening?"
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"Oh! But he's not ready yet."
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"Look at what you've done to my boy!"
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"You told Horace that he was responsible for his weight!"
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"You made him believe that with exercise and proper diet,"
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"he could be thin! When we told you it was his genetics!"
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"Look at these kids! They're not getting any thinner!"
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"You need to accept the fact that most fat people are just genetically fat!"
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"Your time is up!"
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"Yeah, your time is up!"
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"And I'm going to call all the other parents to tell them to come claim their kids as well!"
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"HOW LONG HAVE I GOT TO SIT HERE?"
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"Six hours."
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"HELL, I'LL DO SIX HOURS FOR THE FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS YOU'RE PAYING ME!"
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"Great."
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"I don't know! All I know is Kenny is in jail for at least three months!"
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"Three months?! But the per-per-view is tomorrow!"
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"I know!"
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"He worked so hard, come so close."
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"Now we'll never see Kenny crawl up into Ms. Crabtree's uterus."
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"havin' to always outdo himself."
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"And perhaps, just perhaps, we are to blame."
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"I knew it! You're not Cartman at all!"
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"Well, we'vee seen him do just about every disgusting"
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"thing in the book, and today live on pay-per-view,"
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"Krazy Kenny is going to crawl into a woman's uterus for six hours!"
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"Well, Ms. Crabtree, your cervix has been dilated, your womb equipped with oxygen. How do you feel?"
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"I feel great! I haven't had this much attention paid to my coot since I was 16!"
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"Well, let's bring out the man of the hour, you know him as the-"
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"Don't wory, dude. You're gonna do great."
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"No way! I'm not doing this!"
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"Hoh, you're doing it, or else we're gonna bust your whole scheme wide open,"
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"and tell your mom you haven't actually been at your drug rehab this whole time!"
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"But this isn't fair!"
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"(But I'm gonna starve to death if I get in there)"
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"We can watch him on the video monitors. How are you doin' in there, Kenny?"
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"We'll be wanting our refund, naturally."
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"Wait a second! This isn't right!"
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"It's time for me to be responsible for my own actions!"
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"Mom, Dad, we've been eating candy this whole time!"
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"Eric Cartman's been sneaking in junk food!"
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"No, he's right. The counselors've been doing a good job. We've just been cheating."
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"Yeah."
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"Me neither."
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"If you take us back, we promise we won't cheat."
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"Well, it's alright with me. Parents?"
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"Well, what the heck."
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"Maybe when you're all donen you can teaach me a thing or two, huh son?"
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"I'm sick of being the fat kid, too."
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"Oh no, not you. You're not welcome here anymore."
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"What?!"
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"Bubbye."
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"Well, screw you, fatasses!"
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"He did it! Come on out, Kenny!"
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"You made it six hours, Kenny. Come on out of there."
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"Uh, Ms. Crabtree, maybe you could give him a little push."
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"He's dead. The pressure must have killed him."
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"I told you I was a tight virgin flower."
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"Yeah. They've kinda killed Kenny-'s look-alike. You bastards!"
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"Well, he gave his life for our amusement."
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"Aw, don't be such a baby! You do it, Kenny."
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"You're God-damn right I have a problem!"
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"Now what the hell is this?!"
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"It's called intervention, Eric."
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"Notice how the manatee's spleen is designed for a qu-"
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"I'll give you ten bucks to eat it."
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"Oh! What are we going to do?"
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"Heh! It was a lady in a costume!"
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"(WHAT?!)"
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"Yeah, well, when I was in prison, we used to sneak stuff in by hiding it up oour ass."
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"Thre is no escape."
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"and accept that the only way for us to get out of camp, is to LOSE THE WEIGHT"
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"We knew he wouldn't make it."
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"Hey, dudes!"
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"Lunchtime! I'm starved!"
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"Chef was just about to tell us what a protitute is."
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"No."
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"What?!"
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