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Clips from South Park - Fat Camp (S04E04)

"Your friends and I have all chipped in"
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"and we're going to send you up to a weight-management retreat."
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"Yes, fat camp."
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"Alright, I don't know who the hell put you all up to this,"
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"but I am sure as hell not going to any gay-ass fat camp!"
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"Yeah, except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face when they told you."
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"Mom, tell them! Tell them I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
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"Tell them all those stories about how everyone in your famiy was big as a child but then grew into their bodies!"
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"And now we will be removing the spleen."
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"Hey, Kenny. How much for you to eat this?"
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"I'll throw in five."
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"The manatees were meant to go to the Denver Shelter Aquarium"
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"I'll throw in a dollar!"
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"I've got three."
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"Come on, dude. All you gotta do is eat it very fast!"
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"Forty-one bucks."
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"Uh, we are now going to put the manatees back together."
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"and you can call Mommy any time you want."
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"I'm sure you're going to have a good time."
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"And when you come back you'll be all healthy and thin."
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"Howdy there. I'm one of the weight counselors here."
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"This must be Eric Cartman."
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"Yes. I'm afraid he's a little moody."
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"Oh, we'll change that. Hello, camper. My name is Rick. How are you doing?"
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"Well, I'm pissed off!, Rick! How are you?"
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"I'm doing great! Why don't you come on out and we'll get yo oriented."
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"I'll take care of him from here, ma'am."
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"Oh. Well, goodbye, sweetie."
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"Don't touch me!"
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"Have you got any candy?"
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"No."
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"My mon says I ain't to eat no candy here. I'm s'psoed to lose weight."
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"Over the next few weeks we're gonna learn that losing weight is fun, right gang?"
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"Right."
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"Wait a second. Do you kids hear something? I could've swore that-"
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"I'm gonna take over your body and make you slow!"
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"Oh no! Exercise and proper diet have killed me."
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"I guess we took care of that bad old fat, didn't we kids?"
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"Well, hold on a second."
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"who's another weight counselor!"
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"What's the matter?"
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"Uh oh. I guess we shouldn't have made him eat it."
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"Well, at least you got it out of your system."
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"Huh-I'm in for five!"
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"Oh, you guys!"
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"Uh-here. Uh-you can scoop it up in my R. Kelly thermos."
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"That's 19 bucks, Kenny!"
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"Kick ass, dude!"
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"You know, dude, there might be something to this."
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"Doing great kids! Come on!"
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"Well, I sure enjoyed my carrots and protein bar! How about you, gang?"
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"I'm starving. This is it. I'm going to die here."
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"Are you going to eat your soybean pudding?"
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"Take it! I can't eat this crap!"
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"Me neither. I have to have sugar or I'm going to die."
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"I have some Fudge 'Ems up my ass. You want some?"
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"We just gotta clear the counselor building and we're free."
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"We did it, Clyde Frog!"
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"or do we start a new life on the run?"
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"Boy, am I glad to see you!"
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"Can I interest you in some ice cream?"
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"They tricked us again, huh?"
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"Aw, God-damnit! LET ME OUT OF HMYA!"
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"They always get us. Sometimes it's a ice cream truck, sometimes it's a taco stand."
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"But they always fool us.."
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"Heh-I can't help it. I'd give anything. Any amount of money for some candy."
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"Hey kids!"
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"Looks like we had some attemptted escapees again tonight."
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"Escape-aroo! Now campers, I know that camp is tough,"
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"And you have to know that until you drop the weight, you can't leave."
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"So let's just all put on our try-hard helmets,"
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"Thanks for coming, everybody."
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"Uh what's all this about, Mrs. Cartman?"
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"Eric showed up and surprised me last night."
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"I don't believe it."
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"Believe it. He lost 40 pounds at his fat camp."
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"Eric, that's fantastic, m'kay?!"
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"Congratulations. How do you feel?"
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"What did they do with all the fat?"
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"There must have been enough to last an Eskimo family months."
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"I made some healthy tofu pudding to celebrate. Who wants some?"
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"Dude. I don't know if I'm going to like the new Eric Cartman."
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"Did you like the old one?"
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"Eric, yea. You found that the Spirit of the Lord inside you gave you strength."
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"A little boy who overcame the odds."
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"Let's hear it for Eric Cartman!"
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"Well, our second guest tonight is a young man named Kenny McCormick,"
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"who is going to eat dog crap. Kenny?"
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"God-damnit, all I got was a little golf clap!"
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"(Sure!)"
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"Hey kid! I'll give you 20 bucks to eat a really old piece of bacon!"
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"We thought of it, Jesus."
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"Huh? Why not?"
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"Because Kenny is only doing things that anybody could do."
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"For money. He's a prostitute."
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"- What's a prostitute? - I don't know."
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"Hello there, children!"
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"Hey, Chef:"
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"Chef, what's a prostitute?"
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"Dag-nabbit children!"
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"How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin' me questons that I shouldn't be answering?"
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"Chef, what's the clitoris?"
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"For once, can't just come in here and say, "Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?""
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"Hi Chef. Nice day, isn't it?"
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"It sure is! Thank you."
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"Chef, what's a prostitute?"
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"Oh my God. Eric?"
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"Why do you need to know what a prostitue is anyway?!"
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"Because Jesus told us that Kenny's a prostitute. Is he?"
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"Well, no, uh of course Kenny is not a prostitute."
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"you could pay for certain services."
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"Like what?"
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"the woman just wants to talk and talk and talk and talk."
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"No matter who you are, or what you look like. Yes, it's true, children."
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"That's not why you pay a prostitute,"
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"They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well."
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"Singing' about prostitutes to the children!"
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"Get out of here!"
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"Oh, there you are. Alright, I got the goods."
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"Some candy bars, a few donuts, and some beef gravy."
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