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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Pancake Batter Anomaly (S01E01)

"From the data at hand, you can't draw that conclusion."
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"Now, when did the symptoms first appear?"
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"- I don't-- - Think, woman."
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"Somewhere between tool using and cave painting..."
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"...Homo habilis would've figured out to kill the guy with the runny nose."
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"You'd better go before he starts spraying you with Lysol."
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"I'm going back to bed."
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"...to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down."
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"Oh, dear God."
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"Leonard."
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"Leonard."
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"Leonard?"
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"My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2 a.m..."
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"- No kidding. - Nope. Not only that..."
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"- We don't have soup. - I'm at work, Sheldon."
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"Howard, I'm sick."
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"Homeless crazy guy at Table 18."
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"No, just crazy."
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"I'm sick. Thank you very much."
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"Penny, I have an lQ of 187."
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"Sheldon, you are a grown man. Haven't you ever been sick before?"
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"Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based than I'm used to..."
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"- But I can't do it. I can't see anything. - It's all right."
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"...this will register it and send a signal to the laptop."
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"...you'll have seven seconds to get out, glasses or no glasses."
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"Won't my footsteps set it off?"
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"- lt means go straight. - Then just say, "Go straight.""
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"You don't say, "Go straight" when you're giving bearings. You say, "Keep true.""
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"The picture's breaking up."
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"Now, a little more."
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"Okay, it's on."
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"Told you the sensor would work."
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"- Leonard's home. - No."
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"- Checkmate. - Aaarggh!"
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"Again?"
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"Obviously, you're not well suited for three-dimensional chess."
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"Perhaps three-dimensional Candy Land would be more your speed."
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"Just reset the board."
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"It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels."
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"- Hey, guys. - Hey."
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"- Did you get my mail? - Yeah, right here."
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"- How was Nebraska? - Well, better than North Dakota."
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"I guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska."
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"All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here."
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"Boy, it's good to be back."
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"- How's your family? - Oh, it was the worst trip."
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"- Everyone got sick over the weekend. - Sick?"
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"Here we go."
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"- What kind of sick? - Oh, the flu, I guess."
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"I don't need you to guess, I need you to know."
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"Maybe Friday."
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"Friday. Was that morning or afternoon?"
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"Who blew their nose and when?"
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"Sheldon, relax. She doesn't have any symptoms."
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"I'm sure she's not contagious."
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"Oh, please."
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"If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear..."
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"...it would've died out years ago."
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"Penny, you'll have to excuse Sheldon. He's a bit of a germaphobe."
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"That's okay. I understand."
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"Thanks for your consideration. Now please leave."
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"Okay, well, thank you for getting my mail."
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"No, problem. Welcome home."
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"What?"
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I'm making petri dishes to grow throat cultures."
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"With lime Jell-O?"
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"I need a growth medium, and someone polished off the apricot yogurt."
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"Here. Swab my throat."
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"- I don't think so. - Leonard."
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"If I'm going to get ahead of this, I need to find out what's growing in my throat."
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"Sheldon, you are not sick."
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"This is, but you are not."
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"We have no idea what pathogen..."
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"...Typhoid Penny has introduced into our environment."
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"And having never been to Nebraska, I'm certain I have no corn-husking antibodies."
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"Sheldon, don't you think you're overreacting?"
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"When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me..."
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"...these cultures and my accompanying notes..."
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"...will give them a fighting chance."
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"- Wait, put this in the bathroom. - What for?"
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"I need to measure my fluid intake and output..."
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"I mix pancake batter in this."
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"No, that measuring cup has always been for urine."
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"You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment..."
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"...including the label-maker..."
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"...but you didn't have 10 seconds to make one that said, "Urine cup"?"
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"It's right here on the bottom."
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"Huh."
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"I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology."
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"Leonard."
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"Leonard, I'm sick."
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"Leonard."
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"Leonard, I'm sick."
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"Leonard."
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"Leonard, my comforter fell down and my sinuses hurt when I bend over."
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"Ow."
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"- Hey. - Leonard, where are you?"
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"I'm at work."
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"At 6:30 in the morning?"
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"Yes."
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"On Sunday?"
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"Yes."
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"- Why? - They asked me to come in."
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"- Well, I didn't hear the phone ring. - They texted me."
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"Well, as I predicted, I am sick."
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"...and I am producing sputum at an alarming rate."
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"...it has shifted from clear to milky green."
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"All right, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids."
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"Drink whatever you want."
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"- I want soup. - Then make soup."
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"- ls that a dog? - Yes."
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"- ln the lab? - Yes."
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"They're training dogs to operate the centrifuge..."
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"...for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for blind scientists."
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"I have to go."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Howard, it's the phone."
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"I know it's the phone, Ma. I hear the phone."
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"- Well, who's calling at this ungodly hour? - I don't know."
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"Well, ask them why they're calling at this ungodly hour."
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