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Clips from Family Guy (1999) - The Griffin Winter Games (S17E17)

"I like safe driving. My balls!"
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"Thanks again for coming, guys."
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"It really means a lot to me."
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"Of course, honey. We wouldn't miss it."
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"Plus, it's a good excuse to put on my winter coat"
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"and find items from last year still in the pocket."
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"Ooh, sticky pennies, a rock-hard Starburst,"
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"an appointment card for my next dental appointment"
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"that's already come and gone,"
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"a ticket stub for a matinee of Interstellar,"
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"a breath mint from the now-defunct Clorets corporation,"
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"printed-out Mapquest directions to Dave & Buster's,"
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"Flintstone vitamin I didn't take 'cause it was Barney,"
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"refrigerator magnet from local electrician"
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"who is now arrested,"
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"and balled up tissues with last year's flu on it."
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"You done with your pocket bits? It's freezing!"
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"So the biathlon combines cross-country skiing"
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"- and rifle shooting? - Yeah."
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"Well, that doesn't sound so hard. Can I try?"
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"I don't know if that's a good idea."
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"My event starts soon."
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"Meg, it is my duty as a bad father to prove"
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"that I can do anything my kids can do."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Here we go."
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"All right, I think I'm getting the hang of it."
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"Who knew she was good at something?"
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"Yeah, does anybody else in the family have any secret talents"
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"I'm the Quahog edging champion."
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"That's great, Chris. Now what's that?"
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"It's the practice of erotic sexual denial."
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"Go wait in the car."
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"And no edging!"
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"only to stop at the last moment."
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"for this show now, too."
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"But that was the only voice-over"
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"Ron Howard did for the show."
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"He asked for too much money."
Family Guy (1999)
"I'm Kristen Bell, and I do reasonably-priced voice-overs."
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"But her voice-overs"
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"were not reasonably priced, so they turned to me,"
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"a guy who sounds like Morgan Freeman,"
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"My name is Josh Robert Thompson,"
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"and I perform for scale."
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"You're going down, Meg."
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"No, you shut up, Meg."
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"Shut up, Megs!"
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"Yay, Meg!"
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"Wow. Meg is going to the Olympics!"
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"on vending machine hot chocolate."
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"Mine has whipped cream, so I didn't get it"
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"on the first sip."
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"Ow!"
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"_"
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"Um, I-I'm not really good at public speaking,"
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"so I'll just say... farble shlup muckle blop."
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"All right, Meg, I'll take it from here."
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"Hi. I'm Lois Griffin, Meg's mother."
Family Guy (1999)
"You may also know me as the lady who threw a plate of cheese"
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"But we got the streets plowed, though, right?"
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"The cheese worked, yeah."
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"I just wanted to say how proud we are of Meg's accomplishment."
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"So it looks like the Griffins are going"
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"Burr. Burr. Oh."
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"Yeah, man, it be cold."
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"Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, maybe."
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"There might be. Don't-don't go far. Don't go far."
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"My race isn't for a few days,"
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"so we should have plenty of time to hang out."
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"Anyone want to grab some food?"
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"Sorry, Meg, I can't."
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"Quick, say,"
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""I never let traveler's diarrhea keep me grounded.""
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"No!"
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"Well, then you're just handing this thing right to John Kruk!"
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"_"
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"Oh, my God, Brian, look."
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"- Who is that? - Oh, that's figure skater"
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"turned flamboyant commentator Johnny Weir."
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"I wonder where Tara Lipinski is."
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"I heard they always have to be"
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"within quipping distance of each other."
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"Oh, she's in the hat!"
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"I feel like she's my soul mate."
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"How is she your soul mate?"
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"She looks like a baby,"
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"and she's best friends with a gay guy."
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"- Her life is my life. - I'm not gay."
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"Well, it's not me!"
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"Come on, let's go meet them."
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"Hi. I just had to come over and introduce myself."
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"My name is Stewie, and I'm a huge fan of you guys."
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"Oh, it's nice to meet you, Stewie."
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"And can I just say, the shape of your head is stunning."
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"Really? I get a lot of grief for it."
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"Some people say it looks like a football."
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"Okay, I don't know what that is, but they're just jealous."
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"Every one of them."
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"Remember, nothing normal looks good."
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"Well, I have to say, you two are the best thing"
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"to happen to sports"
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"since the New York Knicks finally changed their name."
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"Bitty bitty bop."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Wow, I can't believe"
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"Now, refresh my memory: is Tara the one who had the DUI?"
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"Oh, sounds like something Gandalf says"
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"at the foot of a mountain."
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"Oksana Baiul!"
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"Okay, we can go in now."
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"Oh, God, here she comes!"
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"Act like I said something funny."
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"I don't know, Stewie."
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"I think the Special Olympics serve an important purpose."
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"So do I! Who thinks they don't?"
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"He's a dog. He's just learning how to talk."
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"So, hey, Tara, are you doing anything later?"
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"I was thinking maybe we could grab dinner or something."
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