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Clips from The Simpsons - The Old Man and the Lisa (S08E08)

"[Tires Screeching]"
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"## [Calliope]"
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"- [Moans] Hmm? - [Rattling Continues]"
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"[Man On TV] And now the thrilling conclusion of Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy."
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"- [Rattling Continues] - Hmm?"
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"Lisa, what in the heck are you doing?"
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"Ah, recycling is useless, Lise."
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"Well, I think it's a great idea."
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"Mom, Mom! You're mixing polyethylene with polyurethane."
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"Hey. I know where there's lots of paper."
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"Dad, you're not supposed to have fun recycling. This is serious."
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"Oh. Okay."
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"I'm ecstatic."
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"With the money from this..."
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"Or synagogue."
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"Questions?"
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"Well, uh, I'm gonna take advantage of this rare opportunity..."
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"even if you children aren't interested."
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"I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that term, you adorable little ragamuffin."
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"Oh, so Mother Nature needs a favor. Well, maybe she should have thought of that..."
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"- No, I don't agree. - No?"
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"How dare you question Mr. Burns."
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"Um, actually, sir..."
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"it's, uh, considerably less than that."
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"Monty Burns, everybody."
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"I've got to do something to get my money back quickly."
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"This calls for an aggressive trading strategy."
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"- [All] Good idea, sir. - Take 50% of my money, and put it in the blue chips-"
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"[Grunting]"
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"Sorry, kids. The trip to Albany is off, and there's to be no more recycling."
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"[All Groaning]"
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"But we didn't do that badly. We collected enough paper to save one whole tree."
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"Hmm."
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"Are you saying my money's all gone?"
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"- [All] Yes. - Every move a right one."
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"I see it all now. You're just a bunch of yes-men."
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"- [All] Yes. - Dead on, sir."
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"Well, the first thing you'll have to do is move out of the bank's house."
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"[Laughs] Hey! I'll take it."
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"Uh, would it be all right if I kept this portrait?"
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"Now, I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day."
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"- You found a candy bar? - Oh, yes. Gather round, my son..."
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"Couldn't happen to anyone more deserving."
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"you just stay here and maintain your dignity."
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"[Water Dripping]"
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"I will go out and get these items from the food jobber."
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"- I am riding on a bus. - Hey. Aren't you that guy everybody hates?"
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"[Wheels Squeaking]"
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"## [Muzak]"
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"Hmm. Well..."
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"Wh-Where are you taking me?"
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"That's about all the recycling- [Hiccups] I can handle today."
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"Dad, if you just drink one more I'll have a full bag."
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"Hey. Why don't you try the old folks' home?"
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"Best bet is to stake yourself out a good spot at the starin' window."
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"[Groans]"
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"## [Man Singing]"
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"- They angry up the blood. - You! The troublemaking girl."
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"- Lisa Simpson. - It doesn't matter what your name is, you idiot."
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"- You're hired. - No, I'm not."
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"- We'll never shop there again. - Not now, Smithers."
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"[Panting] Please."
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"No."
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"[Doorbell Rings]"
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"I've realized the error of my ways, Lisa."
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"Please don't refuse this poor old man."
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"See that, boy? Why aren't you making any business deals?"
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"You have to cut these six-pack holders up, otherwise fish get trapped in them."
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"Sounds like somebody's living in the past."
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"Well, Lisa, as my adviser, you're entitled to 10%."
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"I'm just happy knowing that future generations..."
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"will enjoy unspoiled median strips and pristine highway embankments."
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"There's a can."
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"I've turned these cans into "can do.""
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"- Yeah. He's broke. - [Laughing]"
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"- Two in a row! - [Groans]"
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"Oh, you've really turned my life around these past few weeks, Lisa."
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"Uh, come on! Let's pick up the pace, you neglected old nincompoops."
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"Oh, hot diggety! That's how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche."
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"should go to my little partner, Lisa Simpson."
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"to witness the unveiling of... the Li'I Lisa Recycling Plant."
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"I'd love to, partner."
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"Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows."
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"And when I woke up this morning, I said, "Barney, you're not gonna lick that man's-""
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"and you're doing it without endangering the planet..."
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"Look out over the water."
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"It sweeps the sea clean."
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"[Gasps]"
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"I call our product Li'I Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry."
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"And best of all, it's made from 100% recycled animals."
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"I don't understand. Pigs need food. Engines need coolant."
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"- You inspired it all, Li'I Lisa. - [Gasping]"
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"Stop! Don't recycle! It's murder! You're helping Mr. Burns!"
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"No. It's evil. Please! Stop recycling!"
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"[Tires Screech]"
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"- Never help anyone. - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?"
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"Congratulate Bay State Fish Sticks."
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"As my adviser, you're entitled to 10% of the proceeds."
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"Can I, Mom?"
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"[Groans] Lisa, you do whatever your conscience tells you."
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"Oh, you did the right thing, sweetheart."
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"of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks."
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"It's-"
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"## [Chorus Singing]"
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"D'oh! [Screams]"
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"[Bottles Rattling]"
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"- [Man #2] Uh, Colonel? - [Dracula Shouts]"
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"Oh. It's for myJunior Achievers Club."
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"We're trying to earn money by recycling."
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"Once the sun burns out, this planet is doomed."
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"You're just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products."
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"And you have to cut these up first, otherwise animals get caught in them."
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"- Only the stupid ones. - I could still use more paper."
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"[Chuckling]"
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"[Skinner] What a load of garbage."
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"- we're within striking distance of our trip to Albany. - [Cheering]"
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"Super. Now, let's give a big Junior Achievers welcome to our guest speaker."
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"Family, religion, friendship."
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"These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."
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