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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows - The Siren (S03E03)

"It's a completely different episode every time."
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"- Pop culture. - Sex."
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"MAN: Revenge."
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"Here it is. Is that it?"
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"That's it."
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"[indistinct chatter, laughter]"
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"COLIN: What about that one?"
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"LASZLO: That'll do nicely. That gaggle"
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"of human flotsam doesn't even"
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"belong on the sea."
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"Bat!"
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"[screaming]"
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"COLIN [singsongy]: Hello."
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"- Get the fuck out of here! - Just like on Gilligan."
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"- MAN: Come on! -[woman screams]"
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"- Send us a postcard. -[both laugh]"
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"[whoops] Just the dudes!"
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"And away we go."
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"["You're Dead" by Norma Tanega playing]"
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"♪ Don't sing if you want to live long♪"
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"♪ They have no use for your song♪"
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"♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world♪"
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"♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone♪"
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"♪ You sold out your dream to the world♪"
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"♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world.♪"
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"♪"
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"Again, we do apologize so deeply"
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"for taking up any of your time."
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"I wish I could have helped you with"
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"whatever this was supposed to be about, but--"
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"Is that Count Bakula?"
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"- BAKULA: Who's that? - Hi, Count Bakula!"
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"- Big fan! - No, shush!"
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"It turns out he's not even actually a vampire."
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"We got it wrong. He's actually a Scoot?"
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"- He's a Scott... Bakula. - Scott."
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"Nadja, really, I-I need to go. I got people in the pool--"
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"- NADJA: Yes, you must go. Thank you so much. - NANDOR: But before you do,"
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"eh, Count Bakula, could I just ask,"
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"did you ever have an ancestral"
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"home in the Transylvania area?"
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"Not that I'm aware of."
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"Uh, we're all here in Sherman Oaks."
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"Oh, is that near Bucharest?"
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"No, it's between Mulholland and, uh, and-and the Galleria."
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"I do apologize for my associate."
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"He is demented."
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"Nandor and I have come to a better agreement"
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"on how to run the Vampiric Council together."
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"- Which is a-- - A diplomatic solution, whereby--"
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"Which is that we will each be running the council..."
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"BOTH: On alternating days."
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"GUIDE: It's a terrible solution."
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"Every day is spent undoing what the other one did"
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"on the previous day."
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"We are two, but we work as... one."
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"One."
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"I said say it together."
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"GUIDE: This is the most poorly run"
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"Vampiric Council"
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"since the rule of Paduk the Deranged."
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"Who also tried to share his leadership duties"
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"with what he believed to be was a talking footstool."
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"But we even had good days with him."
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"There are no good days with these two."
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"This is ultimately what power-sharing"
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"and coexistence is all about."
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"A real - Israel/ - Palestine situation."
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"Yes, a win-win."
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"- Nandor! - NANDOR: Yes?"
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"Here we go again."
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"- NANDOR: What? - Nandor!"
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"DOLL NADJA: Ah, there you are!"
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"- I've been looking everywhere. - Not now, darling."
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"- I need a moment. - Could you possibly pick me up and--?"
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"- GUIDE: Busy. - I'm going to peel the skin off your scrotum"
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"and chew it like a gum!"
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"What is this?"
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"This is an agreement for our Vampiric Council"
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"of the Tristate Area-- VCOTSA!"
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"To be the proud sponsors of the upcoming"
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"- Fun Run for MS. - NANDOR: Yes."
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"- And you think this is a good idea why? - DOLL NADJA: Nadja!"
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"It is a good idea because it is good"
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"that humans are healthy."
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"Healthier humans mean healthier eating choices for us."
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"- NADJA DOLL: Pick me up, please! - Not now, darling!"
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"- Please! - GUIDE: Shoo, little one."
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"And so we are going to announce to the world"
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"on the back of T-shirts, "Proudly sponsored"
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"-"by the vampires that live amongst you..." - Pay attention to me!"
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"-"...that you're not supposed to know about"? - Yoo-hoo."
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"- Ay! - I am undoing this."
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"- It will be undone. - NADJA DOLL: Hello?"
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"Undo nothing!"
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"I will put a temporary stop-work order"
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"on the proposed undoing."
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"No one will even notice. It's gonna be like..."
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""Sponsored by Wells Fargo,"
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"- Jersey Mike's Sub Shop..." -[sighs]"
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"-[speaks foreign language] -"...VCOTSA.""
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"Sometimes I feel like I've become invisible to everyone."
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"And that hurts, you know?"
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"Wow, so..."
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"this is what we're doing now?"
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"Just gonna pair Guillermo with the doll for interviews?"
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"That's wh-- that's where we're going?"
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"Really, just get all the B-team interviews"
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"done at the same time?"
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"Nice, real nice, guys."
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"Oh, boo-fucking-hoo!"
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"My legs are five centimeters long."
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"Looks like you guys have things covered here."
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"I have chores to do."
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"- Do you need help? - No, I got it."
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"- Oy. - PRODUCER: Guillermo, come on."
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"He's a chore, am I right?"
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"Now I'm guessing you're wondering"
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