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Clips from Knight Rider - Custom K.I.T.T. (S02E02)

One is Suzanne, the other an unknown cyclist,

"One is Suzanne, the other an unknown cyclist,"

Knight Rider

going around back.

"going around back."

Knight Rider

Thanks, pal.

"Thanks, pal."

Knight Rider

KITT, I'm around back, cut him off.

"KITT, I'm around back, cut him off."

Knight Rider

Hold it! Hold it!

"Hold it! Hold it!"

Knight Rider

Stop!

"Stop!"

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Carrie!

"Carrie!"

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I don't care what you think, I'm innocent.

"I don't care what you think, I'm innocent."

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I'm not guilty of anything. Unlike you.

"I'm not guilty of anything. Unlike you."

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What are you talking about?

"What are you talking about?"

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Suzanne Weston.

"Suzanne Weston."

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I saw you sneak out of her room

"I saw you sneak out of her room"

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after your nasty little assignation.

"after your nasty little assignation."

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It wasn't what you think

"It wasn't what you think"

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and if you're so innocent, why are you here?

"and if you're so innocent, why are you here?"

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I think Suzanne stole my car.

"I think Suzanne stole my car."

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Either stole it or had it stolen.

"Either stole it or had it stolen."

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I don't trust her.

"I don't trust her."

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Yeah. I don't trust her either.

"Yeah. I don't trust her either."

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Doesn't mean she's guilty, does it?

"Doesn't mean she's guilty, does it?"

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Besides, your car isn't even in there.

"Besides, your car isn't even in there."

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Just storage.

"Just storage."

Knight Rider

You sound like we're working together.

"You sound like we're working together."

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Are we?

"Are we?"

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Okay.

"Okay."

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For starters, I got a good idea.

"For starters, I got a good idea."

Knight Rider

What?

"What?"

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If the thief isn't interested in selling me a car,

"If the thief isn't interested in selling me a car,"

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maybe he'd like to steal one from me.

"maybe he'd like to steal one from me."

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How's this?

"How's this?"

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Oh, that would be great.

"Oh, that would be great."

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ApriI, I can't believe

"ApriI, I can't believe"

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you're participating in this barbarism.

"you're participating in this barbarism."

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Now, KITT, you know we wouldn't be doing this

"Now, KITT, you know we wouldn't be doing this"

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if it weren't absolutely necessary.

"if it weren't absolutely necessary."

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How would you feeI if someone decided to extend your nose,

"How would you feeI if someone decided to extend your nose,"

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remove your ears, lengthen your neck

"remove your ears, lengthen your neck"

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and paint your body candy-apple red?

"and paint your body candy-apple red?"

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Thank goodness Wilton Knight isn't here

"Thank goodness Wilton Knight isn't here"

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to see this sacrilege.

"to see this sacrilege."

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Yo, Devon.

"Yo, Devon."

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MichaeI, have you made any progress at all?

"MichaeI, have you made any progress at all?"

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Uh, that depends on how you define progress.

"Uh, that depends on how you define progress."

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I define it as recovering the Pennington.

"I define it as recovering the Pennington."

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In that case, no.

"In that case, no."

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But I've come up with a new approach.

"But I've come up with a new approach."

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I've decided to change tactics.

"I've decided to change tactics."

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While you're changing tactics, I'm running out of time.

"While you're changing tactics, I'm running out of time."

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Cdr. Smythe is due here in less than 24 hours.

"Cdr. Smythe is due here in less than 24 hours."

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Maybe you can stall him.

"Maybe you can stall him."

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My dear boy, one does not stall the Commander.

"My dear boy, one does not stall the Commander."

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One tries to survive him.

"One tries to survive him."

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Lt. Miles, attention!

"Lt. Miles, attention!"

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Did you see the look on his face?

"Did you see the look on his face?"

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I think you're both being extremely insensitive

"I think you're both being extremely insensitive"

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to the humiliation involved here.

"to the humiliation involved here."

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You mean Devon's?

"You mean Devon's?"

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Mine.

"Mine."

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Well, KITT, think of it this way.

"Well, KITT, think of it this way."

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Even as we speak, innocent, beautiful cars,

"Even as we speak, innocent, beautiful cars,"

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are being stolen and customized

"are being stolen and customized"

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against their will.

"against their will."

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Against their will?

"Against their will?"

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Against their will.

"Against their will."

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In that case, we've no time to lose. Proceed.

"In that case, we've no time to lose. Proceed."

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The odds on the Longhorn are even money, boys.

"The odds on the Longhorn are even money, boys."

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Even money. Bet 100 to win 90.

"Even money. Bet 100 to win 90."

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There's a 10 percent vig.

"There's a 10 percent vig."

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You think I do this just to win friends

"You think I do this just to win friends"

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and influence people?

"and influence people?"

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Well, put me down for 1,000.

"Well, put me down for 1,000."

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You better run a good book, Dobie, know what I mean?

"You better run a good book, Dobie, know what I mean?"

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Because the Longhorn is a shoe-in.

"Because the Longhorn is a shoe-in."

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Can I use the hot tub later?

"Can I use the hot tub later?"

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Over my dead body.

"Over my dead body."

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Did you hear anything about a last-minute entry?

"Did you hear anything about a last-minute entry?"

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No.

"No."

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My entrance fee's still good, isn't it?

"My entrance fee's still good, isn't it?"

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Oh, no way. No ringers. No late entries.

"Oh, no way. No ringers. No late entries."

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It's not exactly a late entry, Mr. Rayburn.

"It's not exactly a late entry, Mr. Rayburn."

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Carrie had a car registered, and it was stolen.

"Carrie had a car registered, and it was stolen."

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This car's just taking its place.

"This car's just taking its place."

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Well?

"Well?"

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She paid her entrance fee

"She paid her entrance fee"

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so the car is allowed to compete.

"so the car is allowed to compete."

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Well, it's just a car. What are you looking at?

"Well, it's just a car. What are you looking at?"

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Step right up.

"Step right up."

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It's just a car.

"It's just a car."

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Show off.

"Show off."

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That's what I call a mean machine.

"That's what I call a mean machine."

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There isn't a cheerleader in the world

"There isn't a cheerleader in the world"

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you couldn't get with that car, Hector.

"you couldn't get with that car, Hector."

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And did you see Rayburn?

"And did you see Rayburn?"

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He looked like he was going to jump out of his skin

"He looked like he was going to jump out of his skin"

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and fly all the way back to Texas.

"and fly all the way back to Texas."

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He could do that on his wife's broomstick.

"He could do that on his wife's broomstick."

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Have I thanked you for all your help?

"Have I thanked you for all your help?"

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Yeah. In your own way.

"Yeah. In your own way."

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Well, I'm not quite sure what that means,

"Well, I'm not quite sure what that means,"

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but, uh, it doesn't sound right.

"but, uh, it doesn't sound right."

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I mean, it seems to me

"I mean, it seems to me"

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that I should thank a person in his way.

"that I should thank a person in his way."

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What is your way, Michael?

"What is your way, Michael?"

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I'll tell you what. If our plan works,

"I'll tell you what. If our plan works,"

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and the thief tries to steal KITT tonight,

"and the thief tries to steal KITT tonight,"

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you can thank me.

"you can thank me."

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I don't think you answered my question.

"I don't think you answered my question."

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So I'm just gonna have to guess.

"So I'm just gonna have to guess."

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Get down here.

"Get down here."

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"Close?"

Knight Rider

"Real close."

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See you tomorrow, crack of dawn.

"See you tomorrow, crack of dawn."

Knight Rider

I'll be ready.

"I'll be ready."

Knight Rider

Hi.

"Hi."

Knight Rider

What are you doing here?

"What are you doing here?"

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Oh, I thought it was time for us

"Oh, I thought it was time for us"

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to pick up where we left off.

"to pick up where we left off."

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Yeah, well, Suzanne, this whole thing.

"Yeah, well, Suzanne, this whole thing."

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I'm telling you, it's not the way it looks.

"I'm telling you, it's not the way it looks."

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I take pride in making myself perfectly clear.

"I take pride in making myself perfectly clear."

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