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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Musical Man (S02E02)

"- Is this all you got, huh? - I'm gonna wash your mouth out with fist."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Ow! Ohh!"
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"- I don't understand this relationship, Emma. - Ow! Ow!"
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"You mean like you're my brother?"
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"No. No, I don't."
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"Oh, no! They're back! Dinosaur arms!"
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"- This isn't a good time, Luke."
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"That is hilarious."
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"- Half boy, half T. Rex."
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"One foot in both worlds..."
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"wanted by neither."
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"- Luke, that's a great way to stretch out a shirt."
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"Okay, okay. Break's over, everyone."
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"Let's take it from the top."
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"Listen, we're running 20 minutes long..."
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"so we're gonna go ahead and cut the Bollywood number."
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"Can I go? I'm late for soccer practice."
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"You know who else missed soccer practice, Delroy?"
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"The cast of Rent. And now they have a Tony."
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"We have a Tony."
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"Seriously?"
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"Hello?"
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"Hey, honey, did they drop the van off yet?"
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"- Yeah, a little while ago. - How's it look?"
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"Uh, well, believe it or not, I have resisted the temptation to look."
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"This whole Haley thing has got me a little preoccupied."
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"We're on our way out to lunch right now."
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"About that, I've been thinking. College is still a ways away."
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"- I'm gonna push. - And I support that."
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"Only Dad can make our minivan even lamer."
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"I'm driving this thing to the reservoir. Just jump when I say jump."
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"Honey, slide over."
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"How is this stupid ad supposed to sell houses anyway?"
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"You heard your father. He's not just selling houses, he's selling us."
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"They're gonna think that you're helping your father put food on the table."
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"- Ay, is the chair broken? - Almost."
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"That cheap, freeloading brother of mine can't keep his hands off my good Scotch."
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"So you see, I've placed that Scotch there."
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"My brother sits in this chair, goes out from under him. Bam. Masterpiece."
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"So you make your brother fall and spill his drink?"
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"- I don't want to jinx it, but that's the plan. - Why are you both so mean?"
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"Where I come from, brothers respect each other."
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"That's why Colombia's such a peaceful utopia."
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"- Hello, ladies. - Hey, nice shirt."
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"Do they sell men's clothes where you got that?"
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"That's funny because woman are so inferior."
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"You got no taste. I bought this for Melanie's baptism."
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"- Who's Melanie? - Michael's kid. My granddaughter."
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"- Oh, I forgot to tell Irene I landed safely. Hello?"
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"How could you not know that your own brother had a granddaughter?"
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"- I probably knew. - How can you forget when he's family?"
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"I have 29 cousins, and I know them all."
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"Okay, okay, okay. What's your point?"
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"You do the chair, you do the fighting..."
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"but you don't know each other... It's sad."
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"Look, I may not talk to my brother the way you talk to your sisters..."
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"but believe me, we're close in our own way."
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"When was the last time that you saw him?"
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"That's not easy 'cause he lives up..."
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"I don't know. See, I wanna say Buffalo."
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"All I'm saying is that there's no downside to more education."
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"I knew this car ride was a trap."
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"See that? That right there shows me just how smart you are."
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"- Really? Again? What is going on?"
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"It's the stupid ad. They're honking on my side too."
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"Oh. Yes, we're the people in the ad. Yeah, hi. Hey."
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"Another great thing about college... complete independence."
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"I'd have that in an apartment."
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"No, because to have an apartment, you would need a job."
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"You want to know what your job is in college?"
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"and the boys think you're cute, and you are cute."
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"And, oh, trust me, that doesn't last forever."
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"- Call the number!"
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"All right! You in the mood to lose?"
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"First time for everything. You break."
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"- So how's work? - Don't worry, moneybags, I'm not here for a loan."
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"- Nice break."
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"All right, you're solids, which you won't be able to eat in a few years."
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"Right, right. Seriously, though, how are things going with you?"
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"They're swell. I'm beating a fat guy at pool right now."
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"- Donnie, I'm trying to talk to you. - Why?"
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"Why? 'Cause that's what people do."
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"Ah, Irene opened her big trap."
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"- Look, I'm fine. It's not like I'm gonna die. - What?"
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"Yeah, they caught it early. I took the treatment. I'm clear for now."
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"- Come on, it's your shot. - Caught what early?"
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"Donnie, are you talking about..."
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"You just get your prostate checked."
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"By a doctor, not some guy you met on the Internet."
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"- I can't believe you didn't tell me this. - Because it's not a big deal."
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"Listen, it's just between us."
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"- Oh, God."
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"And there's Frisbee golf, and you go snow sledding on cafeteria trays."
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"Oh, and you all get a dog together."
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"I don't really know who takes care of the dog during the summer..."
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"but he's there when you get back."
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"Geez, maybe you should just go back to college."
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"Oh, honey, do you know what I would give to go back?"
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"It's this moment when your whole life is in front of you."
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"And it's a magical time."
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"- Yeah, yeah."
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"Come on, Alex. Bus is leaving."
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"Dad, your phone's been buzzing like crazy."
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"Sweet Lorna Doone. Nineteen missed calls?"
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"- I wonder who's..."
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"Phil Dunphy."
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"You saw the ad? Great."
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"Do you know what you're looking for?"
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"The little one. I think I know which one you're talking about."
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"Um, if you're interested, I also have an older model with a lot of character."
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"What? I think the carpet matches the drapes. I haven't checked in a while."
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"Both of them? Wow."
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"Well, I guess that makes sense if you're planning to flip one."
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"Listen, um, why don't I call you back? We'll set up an appointment."
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"It will give me a chance to give them both a good scrubbing."
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"All right."
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"- Thanks a lot. Bye-bye."
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"How about that, huh? You think all these calls are about the ad?"
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"Yeah."
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"My friend Nicole just sent me a picture of the van."
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