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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Musical Man (S02E02)

"I never do this with celebrities..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- And both are on display in this ad. Mmm."
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"I've been thinking about it lately, and I might not."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"Hey, Emma."
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"Doing the show, it feels like we've become like a little family, huh?"
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"I say we leave Haley alone. The more we push, the more she'll push back."
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"- Excuse me. What are you doing?"
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"It's a little bit of class and homework..."
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"and it's a whole lot of new friends and experiences..."
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"Talk about things, like their lives."
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"You don't have to whisper. I know I got it."
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"Irene, how the hell do I know where your glasses are?"
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"And you don't want to miss that, because when it's gone, it's gone."
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"I'm not angry."
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"And then the majestic Franklin Middle School insignia will drop into position..."
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"Yes, we can, uh... All right."
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"You feel good? Yeah, I..."
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"##"
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"- ## - Where are you going?"
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"# Ride bikes for kicks They eat with sticks #"
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"Phil?"
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"Has anyone here ever seen a globe?"
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"##"
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"- No, you heard me. Hit me. - I'm not gonna hit you, Donnie."
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"As soon as you heard I was sick, you treated me different."
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"- Good for you."
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"# Which were built by industrious Jews #"
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"That's disgusting. She's a child."
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"Excuse me. I'm so sorry."
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"but are you by any chance the foxy mom in the new Horizon Realty ad?"
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"- Am I gonna regret doing that? - Did the Marlboro Man have any regrets?"
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"This ad is perfect."
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"See, I'm not just selling houses, I'm selling myself..."
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"and the best part about me is my family."
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"And my teeth."
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""I can't be satisfied until you're satisfied"?"
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"Coming soon to a bus bench near you."
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"- Not to mention our minivan. - So that's really happening?"
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"Wait, what's happening to our minivan?"
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"Having this bad boy shrink-wrapped on it."
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"- Classy. - Yep."
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"Now all that driving around your mom does will serve a purpose."
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"- How are you all doing on this beautiful day? - Okay, what's this?"
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"- Haley's S.A.T. Scores are available online. - I hate you."
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"Oh. Today's the big day. Let's take a look, see how she did."
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"- Do we really have to look at them now?"
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"Don't worry. We're not expecting any miracles."
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"Thank you."
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"Are those Haley's scores? Are you sure?"
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"- No. They're not bad. - Are they good?"
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"No, they're average."
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"Sweetie, we did it. Our baby is average."
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"- Medium five. - Oh."
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"This is just a fluke. She can take them again."
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"Yeah, and she'll probably do even better."
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"You are gonna have your choice..."
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"of some pretty good colleges when the time comes."
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"- If I go to college. - What?"
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"Later."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##"
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"# From Zimbabwe to Algeria Come on, let me hear ya #"
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"# These are the countries These are the countries #."
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"Cam recently became Franklin Middle School's..."
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"interim musical director."
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"Go, Franklin!"
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"I was volunteering for their spring musical festival..."
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"when their regular director suddenly and mysteriously became ill."
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"It may have been a blessing. Their show lacked focus."
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"I gave it a theme... a musical trip around the world."
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"Yeah, see, he focused it by making it about the world."
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"- You don't like it. - No, Cam, I do."
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"It's... Do you think that the kids are gonna be able to learn it by tonight?"
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"Maybe you should stick with something they already know."
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"I knew this would happen! Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?"
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"- I do not. - You do it all the time."
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"And you know what I end up with? Wet dreams!"
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"I heard it as soon as I said it. Just leave it alone."
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"All right. Well, Cam, it's just that sometimes..."
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"you can be a little, you know, overenthusiastic."
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"Is it really that big of a deal that I want this to be the best show in the world?"
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"Well, as long as you heard me."
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"Be in my corner. Don't be so critical."
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"What... Is that really how you see me?"
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"Sometimes, yeah, I do, Mitchell."
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"Oh, Cam. Well, if that's true, then I'm sorry."
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"No, okay. From now on, I am in your corner, 100%."
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"- And that song is gonna knock everyone out. - Well, I don't know."
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"- But wait till you see the dance I have prepared. - A dance? A dance!"
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"- More toast, Manny? - Why won't you call me, Emma?"
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"More toast, Emma?"
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"Do you have to be on all the time?"
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"Okay, I'm sorry. Who is this Emma?"
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"She's in the show with me tonight."
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"I'm thinking of taking a run at her."
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"You don't take a run at a woman."
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"You woo her. You make her feel special."
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"Hey, hon, take a look at this."
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"It's a picture of my butt."
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"And then when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want."
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"Why do you do this?"
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"I programmed it so my butt pops up when my brother Donnie calls."
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"- It's a clever way of saying my brother's an ass. - Is it?"
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"- That's him. Compose yourselves."
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"- Forget I showed you this picture. - I'm trying."
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"How you doing, you dumb son of a bitch?"
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"Hey, you old mick. Looks like you put on a few pounds."
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"Oh, you too. What, are you eating your hair?"
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"Oh, Gloria. Oh."
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"What are you still doing here?"
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"There's gotta be an easier way to get a green card."
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"- Uncle Donnie, are you coming to my school concert tonight? - Well..."
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"- It's an hour, tops. - Wouldn't miss it."
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"You know, I think I misplaced my phone."
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"- Could you call me on yours? - My phone's at the bottom of my bag."
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"- Why don't you use your home phone? - Come on. It's simple."
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"- What are you doing? - I want the phone."
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"- How about you let go? - Give me the phone, Donnie!"
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