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Clips from The Simpsons - A Fish Called Selma (S07E07)

"You may now kiss... each other."
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"This is the best day of my life."
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"It's a good day for me too, baby."
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"Now, smile. We're gonna be on every newsstand in the country."
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"Mwah!"
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"Hey! Look what I snagged, Marge."
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"The candy bride and groom from the wedding cake."
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"That reminds me-Troy said something interesting last night at the bar."
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"Apparently, he doesn't really love Selma..."
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"and the marriage is just a sham to help his career."
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"Well, enough talk. Let's snuggle."
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"What? Oh, my God!"
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"Marge, could you close your eyes?"
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"I'm trying to sleep."
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"There."
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"This better be important. It's my wedding night. I'm trying to sleep."
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"- This marriage scam is paying off big-time. - Phone for you."
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"- T. McC.! - Troy, darling, come to bed."
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"I want to see the Troy McClure I remember from such films..."
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"as Make-Out King of Montana and The Electric Gigolo."
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"Yeah. In a minute, darling."
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"Well, she may be helping my career, but she's starting to cramp my style."
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"Oh, who cares? The offers are rolling in."
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"Paramount wants you for a buddy comedy with Rob Lowe and Hugh Grant."
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"- Those sick freaks? - Okay. Then get this."
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"I think they want you to play McBain's sidekick in- brace yourself-"
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"the new McBain movie!"
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"McBain's sidekick? Hot damn!"
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"I'm going to Sea World!"
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"Selma, about you and Troy-"
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"We're not sure he's all he seems."
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"Marge is right. He's wrong for you."
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"Wrong for me? How? Oh, I get it."
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"My sisters have come down with a case of the green-eyed gazungas."
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"I guess I shouldn't be surprised."
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"You're stuck in a menial job you'll be doing 10 years after you die."
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"And you're tied down to a man who'd have to bathe to be a slob."
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"Selma, Troy doesn't love you at all."
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"He's only using you to squelch the rumors about his bizarre personal life..."
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"and further his career."
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"You don't know what you're talking about..."
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"and I have to go now and see Troy."
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"Sure, baby. Is that a problemo?"
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"You married me just to help your career?"
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"You make it sound so sordid."
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"- Look, don't we have a good time together? - Yes, but-"
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"Don't you have everything you ever wanted here?"
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"Money, security, a big, hot, flat rock forJubJub?"
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"But... don't you love me?"
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"The only difference between our marriage and anyone else's is we know ours is a sham."
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"- Are you gay? - Gay? I wish!"
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"If I were gay, there'd be no problem."
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"No, what I have is a romantic abnormality..."
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"one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs."
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"- You see- - Stop!"
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"You're asking me to live a lie."
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"- I don't know if I can do that. - It's remarkably easy."
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"Just smile for the cameras and enjoy Mr. Troy's Wild Ride."
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"You'll go to the right parties, meet the right people."
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"Sure, you'll be a sham wife..."
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"but you'll be the envy of every other sham wife in town."
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"So, what do you say, baby?"
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"Tell me again about Mr. Troy's Wild Ride."
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"One day, my lady Selma's gonna have a star right next to mine..."
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"Tonight all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to costar..."
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"in the big, new McBain pic, McBain IV: Fatal Discharge."
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"I will, but you gotta do something for me."
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"But I already got married!"
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"Yeah, but for a role like this, you gotta pour it on-you and wife have gotta have a baby."
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"- A baby, eh? What do I do? - I'll send you over a pamphlet."
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"You can't buy that kind of P.R., but you can get it for nothing by having a baby..."
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"which, by the way, your insurance will cover except for the deductible..."
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"which I'll reimburse you for if you get the part..."
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"- C'est Troy bien. - Okay. Now, listen. Let's talk baby names."
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"You can't use Montana, Dakota or Florida- they're taken."
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"- Mmm. Oregon? - Oh! Pacific Northwest. Very hot."
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"Having a child- that's a big step."
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"Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?"
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"You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!"
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"Uh, come here, tiger."
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"Hmm. Would you like some wine?"
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"Yes!"
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"Uh, why don't you come over here..."
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"and make yourself more comfortable?"
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"No. Why don't you come over here and make yourself comfortable?"
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"I'm sorry. This whole concept's foreign to me."
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"Who knew a baby would be so much work?"
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"Having a baby isn't supposed to be work."
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"It's supposed to be an expression of the feelings..."
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"we're supposed to have for each other."
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"Oh. Like how we built that snowman together in that Newport ad?"
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"Remember how "alive with pleasure" they said we were?"
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"Look, I'm sorry. A loveless marriage is one thing."
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"We're not hurting anybody."
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"But bringing a child into a loveless family..."
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"is something I just can't do."
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"Oh, great! We'll adopt."
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"I'll call my agent. He'll find some kid who wants in on the deal."
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"Good-bye, Troy."
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"I'll always remember you, but not from your films."
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"Come on, JubJub."
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"has turned down the supporting lead in McBain IV..."
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"to direct and star in his own pet project..."
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"The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel."
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"20th Century Fox is betting... it will."
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"Shh!"
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"Hey, these guys are all over the road.!"
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"Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium."
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"Look, Miss... "Boo-Veer. ""
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"so watch out, Laszlo Panaflex."
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"All right, Captain Rush-Rush. Out of the car."
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"You bet it is! Think what it'll mean!"
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