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Clips from The Simpsons - A Fish Called Selma (S07E07)

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"That's not a leather Muppet. That's Troy McClure."
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"They carpool. That's the problem."
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"Hey, I came here to get this revoked!"
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"If you could find it in your heart to pass me..."
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"That took a lot of class."
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"I just know a big star like you is up there somewhere."
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"I hear he plays the banjo."
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"Hmm, yeah."
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"Oh, God! I'm such a fool."
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"Got a light?"
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"Sounds like you're really falling for him."
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"And with news of his upcoming wedding, rumor has it he's up for some very choice roles."
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"Welcome to your new home, baby. It's fantastic!"
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"I'll be sleeping downstairs in the visitor's center."
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"- Oh. Okay. - I'll see you in the morning, and get ready for tennis."
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"It's the part I was born to play, baby!"
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"Help. The human's about to escape."
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"Ooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!"
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"Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius"
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"Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Oh, Dr. Zaius"
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"From chimpan-A to chimpan-Z"
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"You finally made a monkey"
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"Made a monkey"
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"- Take a bow, sugar beet. - Oh. Well. Thank you."
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle."
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"I already told you yes."
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"Mmm. Pointy."
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"It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier."
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"Sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to have a very crowded schedule."
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"Better you find out sooner than later."
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"Is this a sham marriage?"
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"Sure, I do, like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough?"
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"- Oh! You watching? - Mac, you gotta get me that part."
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"The problem is, the big parts these days are all going to family men."
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"which you will if you have a baby."
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"Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance- "Smellin' ofTroy"!"
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"It is probably my last chance to be a mommy."
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"Let's go home, and I'll microwave you some nice roaches."
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"In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders..."
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"newly divorced comeback kid Troy McClure..."
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"Will the gambit pay off?"
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"D'oh!"
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"Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame now returns..."
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"to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure and the Muppets..."
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"in the 1977 film..."
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"The Muppets Go Medieval."
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"Oh, Princess fair, whilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?"
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"Oh, Sir Liesalot, I will!"
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"Mmm."
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"Unhand the swine, you swain."
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"Come, Piggy. Back to Hamelot."
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"Not now, frog. Me and Iron-Pants are just getting acquainted."
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"Dad, what's a "Muppet?""
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"Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet, but, man-"
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"So, to answer your question, I don't know."
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"- Parry. - Why'd they make that one Muppet out ofleather?"
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"Oh, back in the '70s, he was quite the teen heartthrob."
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"Yeah. Who'd have thought he'd turn out to be such a weirdo?"
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"- What are you talking about? - You know, his bizarre personal life."
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"Those weird things they say he does down at the aquarium. Why, I heard-"
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"Oh, Homer! That's just an urban legend."
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"People don't do that type of thing with fish."
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"Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby orJ.F.K."
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"I wonder where Troy is now."
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"Uh-oh. Oh. Oh."
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"Oh, I'm seeing stars here!"
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"No, just one. Hi. I'm Troy McClure."
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"You may remember me from such films as The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed..."
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"and They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall."
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"Uh, afraid not. License, please."
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"It says here you need corrective lenses. Put those glasses on, mister."
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"You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses!"
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"It'd be a crime against nature!"
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"Well, they do kind of make you look like a nerd."
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"Tell you what. Just go down to the D.M.V. tomorrow and try to pass that eye test."
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"I'll tear up this ticket, but I'm still gonna have to ask you for a bribe."
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"Hello, Marge. Hello, Marge."
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"How come no Chippendales dancers..."
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"ever come in to renew their licenses?"
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"Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead!"
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"No. What I said was he sleeps with the fishes. You see-"
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"Uh, Tony, please! No. I just ate a whole plate of"dingamagoo. ""
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"Oh! Troy McClure!"
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"Hello, beautiful."
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"John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses."
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"You? Nonsense. You're Troy McClure."
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"I remember you from such films as MeetJoe Blow..."
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"and Give My Remains to Broadway."
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"Stars like you don't need glasses."
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"Yuck!"
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"Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses..."
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"and read the top line?"
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"Uh, W..."
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"seven, star, pound."
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"As an actor, I depend on my remarkable looks."
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"I'm sure I could find some way to repay you."
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"Say by buying you dinner?"
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"All these celebrities on the walls."
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"Uh, yes. I'm over there."
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"Hmm? Hmm."
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"Hmm. Mm-mmm. Hmm."
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"Hmm. Oh.!"
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"So, working at the D.M.V. must be very interesting."
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"Well, I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder..."
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"from scratching my butt all day."
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"Being a huge movie star must be good too."
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"What are you working on now?"
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"I've been reading a lot of scripts lately."
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"You know, it's a lot cheaper than going to the movies."
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"Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain."
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"I had a pretty good time."
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"Yeah. Me too. You need a ride somewhere?"
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"Hey, get a load of this! Troy McClure on what looks like a date!"
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"Here you go, boys. A little something for page one."
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"Hey, Homer.! Isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?"
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"Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star."
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"He could be dating washed-up supermodels."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Maybe those rumors about his fish fetish weren't true after all."
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