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Clips from Rick and Morty - Rattlestar Ricklactica (S04E04)

"Yeah, it's fun until it's you, huh, shit nog?"
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"Geez, you guys don't have to be dicks about it, all right?"
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"Yeah, ghost of Christmas future, bitches, you fucking idiots."
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"I'm almost done. You know what?"
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"All right. We're landing. Come on."
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"Man, I can't believe we're almost done, Rick."
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"Morty, next time, stay in the car."
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"Morty, be sure to pee before we go."
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"to make sure you didn't die."
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"Well, you tell your mother that I'm gonna be fine."
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"Don't train your child to lie, Jerry,"
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"Then I'll tell her."
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"I made your atomic matrix slightly lighter than air,"
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"which I find personally more impressive conceptually"
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"I wasn't born into the god business."
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"Here, I've got a centipede you can swallow"
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"What, you think the centipede wants to eat your pee?"
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"You're not the victim in this transaction."
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"[ Thump ]Uh-oh, flat tire."
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"How the hell do you get a flat tire in space, Rick?"
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"like getting a regular flat."
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"Oh, no, no, that's just my custom-programmed,"
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"Can I come out with you, Rick?No, I've seen this movie."
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"Two guys leave th[burps]e ship."
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"One guy goes spinning away."
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"[ Pants ]"
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"Morty, goddamn it. Come on."
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"You see it every day, so you dream of being in it,"
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"which is also what space wants, so get back in the car."
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"I'm not in danger. There's nothing out here."
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"Literally everything is out here,"
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"and unlike everywhere else, I'm too busy to help you."
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"Right, because you're always so helpful."
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"Obviously, it's a space snake."
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"T-There's snakes in space?"
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"There's literally everything in space, Morty!"
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"Morty: I'm dying, Rick."
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"[ Groans ] I can see the black mountain."
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"People who are really dying don't keep bring it up."
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"Is that true? I don't know."
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"I'm just usually around people that die faster."
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"[ Groans ]All right. All right."
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"so I can whip up an antivenom."
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"Computer, you might want to put a rush on this."
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"Oof, oh, my God, these snakes are a mess."
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"Imagine being a racist snake."
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"because you're the wrong color, snake.""
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"Oh, my God. You're not laughing?"
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"Oh, you're dying."
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"What's his name, their Buzz Aspirin?"
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"It's actually Buzz Advil, Morty,"
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"and, uh, this is totally different."
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"It's a female snake."
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"Snake jazz."
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"Only 19 billion snakes can do that."
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"That species was never getting beyond this stage."
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"you might be a type-zero-civilization-neck.""
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"What up, homeys?"
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"Shooting hoops, I see."
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"Hey, who's interested in a friendly bet"
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"that this white guy can jump."
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"Hey, leave the racial stuff off the court, okay?"
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"I wanted to kind of celebrate before it goes away."
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"Yo, we got a Nazi up here."
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"Hey, I think there's a misunderstanding."
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"Here, just -- just watch."
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"Help! Help!"
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"Let them be a powerful but confusing monument"
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"Oh, boy, what an adventure, huh?"
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"Hey, Morty, listen. I can tell you're pretty upset"
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"about the whole snake encounter thing,"
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"so I'll tell you what."
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"Play snake jazz."
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"You ever -- You ever see this one look up at the sky"
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"Ow! Damn it, Slippy, come on."
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"Downbeat."
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"How do you win this fucking game?"
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"We-We've never gotten that far."
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"Guys, did I not tell you to keep your eye on Jerry?"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Well, y-y-you made him floaty."
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"-Asshole. -Made him floaty?"
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"I saved his life by making his body slightly lighter than air,"
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"and it expires in a couple of hours."
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"He won't by in the sky, Beth,"
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"unless it's possible for Jerry to fuck up wearing shoes."
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"Oh, crap, he's gonna die. -What were you thinking?"
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"[ Shivering ]"
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"[ Cellphone vibrating ]"
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"Hey, babe."
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"Jerry, are you in the air?"
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"Rick told me he made you floaty."
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"so I could put up some lights."
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"[ Squawking] Get away!"
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"Sorry, this lady at the store is trying to peck me."
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"Yes, you can help me find lights after I'm off the phone."
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"You're with Rick?Well, why wouldn't I --"
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"Jerry, I paused Beth with a device"
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"Real talk, buddy, where you at?"
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"Can you recognize the sound of a man's pants"
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"filling up with rain?"
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"I hope to one day."
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"Jerry, I'll tell you what."
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"and if I die, it'll be on your ass."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"Whoa. Jerry. Yes, honey?"
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"and [Distorted] I will eat your world."
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"Honey, my dad can hear you."
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"[ Normal voice ] Got to go."
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"[ Distorted ] See you soon."
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"Okay."
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"Well, it sounds like he's fine."
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"One Diet Sprite Remix, please,"
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"and, uh, is anyone here an Uber driver?"
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"You can't bring that boulder in here."
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"What?I said no boulders."
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"This ain't the lake, buddy. -Drop the rock."
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"Yeah, I float without it."
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"Big man holding a big rock,"
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