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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Bart's Not Dead (S30E30)

"(short, indistinct sound bites)"
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"The cosmic ballet goes on."
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"Oh, this is the best gift of all, Homer."
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"Number Eight."
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"Hey, Martin Princess."
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"Dad, do you think I did the right thing?"
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"I've never been happier to be your mother."
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"Oh, uh, oh."
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"I love Echo Canyon."
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"-He said... -HOMER: Hmm?"
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"...he thinks Homer is an idiot."
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"LISA: Bart."
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"you not ruining my song."
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"Could you get your dad?"
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"or I could make a movie inspired by true events."
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"No, Homer, she's just acting the part."
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"but what else have you been in?"
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"There's no Noah in this movie."
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"(scrubbing)"
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"Two things-- blind faith and a little wine."
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"Um, is there anything you want to tell anyone?"
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"(quietly): The scene we said is New York"
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"(groaning)"
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"(whimpers) What are you gonna do to me?"
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"(grunting)"
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"Turkey bacon does not count."
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"Bart, you're my hero."
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"Oh, all hit movies are lies, Marge."
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"Well, we have to tell people the truth."
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"(protesters clamoring)"
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"-Hey, what is this? -(overlapping chatter)"
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"(wind whistling)"
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"(groaning): Oh!"
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"Turtle, please."
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"-Gigantism. -King of the world!"
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"Why does Homer talk like Walter Matthau?"
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"(cheering)"
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"Simpson, pull the fire alarm."
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"Don't do it, Bart."
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"Bart, you have to take a dare."
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"This is wonderful."
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"Every laugh turns into one more smoochie-poo from Mom."
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"We've done all we could."
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"Beat it!"
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"Change schools. Move."
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"a cliff multiple times,"
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"Please, O Lord."
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"Let him think of an awesome lie."
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"I saw your dad, Grandpa Bouvier."
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"(Marge gasps, Homer groans)"
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"You got us off the hook in the short term,"
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"little lies lead to big lies."
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"and went to heaven."
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"Not so fast."
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"And my wife needs a seat as well."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"I'm being filled with the spirit of Jesus."
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"Right, right, right. She's acting."
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"Huh. He already said no."
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"(chuckles) Trick question. He's missing a leg."
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"Now what do you want to say?"
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"Are you telling the truth?"
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"unless they're submitted in writing"
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"Tell the people what you have witnessed, Bartholomew."
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"Oh, someone pinch me."
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"We said no!"
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"Fine, fine, fine, all of it."
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"I'm just a man trying to raise his son."
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"And let me just ask this. Is it possible"
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"Hey, Bart."
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"-(shingles creaking) -Careful."
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"And don't tell anybody I said that."
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"(both screaming)"
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"Gal Gadot?!"
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"I made it, too, boy, and Jesus really wants to meet you."
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"This place is so boring."
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"Please send me back to Earth."
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"Hmm."
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"(cello playing)"
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"You want me to embarrass my sister"
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"His life is ruined."
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"KIDS: Whoa."
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"Bart, I just want to say..."
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"I'm sorry."
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"and as horrible as that worked out, I'd do that again."
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"And after we're done, then what?"
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"Oh, my God. I've got to stop him!"
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"JIMBO: I dare you."
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"-No. -It was heaven. What else, boy?"
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"(gasps) Let me ponder that with joy."
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"I've held my tongue, because I appreciate"
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"Homer, we're the best in the business."
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"We will need to pray on this, Brother Homer."
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"He says he wants Dad and Mr. Flanders"
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"Okay, come on."
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"Lenny and me. Mine. Mostly mine. Mine. Mine."
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"Yes, Marge. You have a question?"
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"Is he okay?"
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"Uh... did you see Wonder Woman?"
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"Lisa, do you know how I've gotten to this point in life?"
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"If you really saw Grandpa Bouvier,"
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"It's gonna get worse and worse"
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"Didn't they give you a real leg in heaven?"
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"I lost it in a bet."
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"I'm trying very hard to forgive you."
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"And here's Marge with the actress who played her."
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"And if they doubt you, viciously attack their character."
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"I would never say any of those things."
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"¶ To start my road ¶"
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"Sometimes they're little, sometimes they're big."
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"Dad didn't nail these in too well."
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"I did it 'cause you're the smartest person I know."
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"¶ He's alive, someone quick call Channel 5. ¶"
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"Steamed ham."
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"Uh, I mean, Santa's Little Helper."
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"-No heckling. -Way to quash 'em, sir."
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"I'm so proud of you."
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"Hey, how about that for a dare?"
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"It was a joke, idiot. Get your kid."
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"(shrieks) Bart!"
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