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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - Isaac the Groupie/Mr. Popularity/Help! Murder! (S01E01)

"Yeah, still single."
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"That's great."
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"Not according to my grandmother."
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"Oh! Gram?!"
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"Gram, come here, I want you to meet somebody."
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"Oh."
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"You remember my grandmother."
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"Uh, what a wonderful character."
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"Yeah, well, she hasn't mellowed with age."
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"Mm."
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"Gram. You remember Dave King?"
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"I went with him in my senior year."
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"Hello, Mrs. Warner."
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"Uh, Dave King, Dave King."
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"Uh, Shirley always had so many fellas."
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"I had to figure a way to remember them all."
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"Uh, oh, yeah."
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"Oh, now I remember, you were O.D.D."
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"Uh, Old DeSoto, Dandruff."
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"You know, he's got me pretty well pegged, all right."
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"Well, uh... Now, uh..."
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"Listen, David, um... since you graduated,"
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"what have you been doing with yourself?"
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"How wonderful."
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"Did you hear that, Shirley?"
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"A teacher."
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"What college do you teach at?"
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"Oh, no, no. I... I don't teach college."
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"I... I teach 6th grade arithmetic."
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"Oh."
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"Uh... excuse me, uh..."
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"It's very important."
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"Grandma."
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"Grandma."
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"Gram, are you gonna start again?"
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"I am not interfering with you,"
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"I'm talking to you as a friend."
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"He's not right for you."
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"What is this "right for me?""
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"He's a person I know."
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"I'm talking to him."
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"Do you know what a schoolteacher makes?"
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"On his pay, he is probably a stowaway."
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"Oh, Gram, honestly."
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"Far be it for me to tell you what to do."
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"But?"
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"But this is a place for you"
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"to find a nice boy."
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"Promise me that you won't spend"
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"all your time with Mr. Wrong?"
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"I promise."
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"And that you will go and mix and mingle."
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"I'll mix, I'll mingle."
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"Maybe show a little more cleavage."
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"You're a male, right?"
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"You're 19 years old."
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"And a half."
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"Nineteen and a half."
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"You're a freshman in college,"
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"one of the finest pledges in our fraternity."
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"You just got this one little problem."
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"You're still a..."
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"Oh. Oh, what's the word I'm looking for? A..."
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"Virgin."
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"That's the word."
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"So what are you sitting around do nothing for?"
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"There is a boat, uh, loaded with women."
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"You're the one who said, "By the time I get to Acapulco.""
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"Yes, sir."
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"Come on. Lay off of him."
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"Will you two leave?"
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"You know, there are worse things"
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"in the world than being a... In your state."
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"Yeah, you could have a couple broken legs."
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"My brother has the same problem."
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"Your brother?"
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"The attorney?"
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"No, my brother the Little League pitcher."
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"But as soon as he hits puberty, watch out."
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"Later."
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"Well, now we're coming to the punch!"
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"Waiter. Hey, hey. Come here, come here."
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"Bring me a plate of oysters, and hold the pearls."
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"Now that's the first joke."
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"Wanna hear the second one?"
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"He could wipe the smile off the Mona Lisa."
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"I don't know what to do."
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"He's angling for me to put him in the show."
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"Just tell him we have a new entertainment policy."
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"We only use entertainers."
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"Thanks."
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"Say, Captain."
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"Would you pass me the butter, please?"
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"If I could only get the waiter over here,"
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"I would appreciate this, uh, even a lot more."
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"That's the way it is for folks who, uh, keep... Take advantage,"
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"and all that stuff. Uh, there you go..."
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"Hello."
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"I couldn't help but notice you here."
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"You certainly are attractive."
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"Tsk. I was wondering if you'd like to..."
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"Come down to my cabin tonight!"
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"Nice talking to you."
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"Uh-huh."
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"How many days does he have left?"
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"I don't know. But he's gonna need every one of them."
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"Oh, boy."
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"So then the guy says:"
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""Listen, how do I know that you know"
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""why there's 652 cows in the herd?"
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"Exactly how?""
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"He says, "That's easy."
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"You count the legs, you divide by four.""
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"Isn't that wild?"
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"Huh? Is that beautiful?"
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"I mean..."
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"- I mean, uh, the... - Well..."
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"Ooh. Excuse me."
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"I, uh, never fool around with young people."
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"Hey, Julie."
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