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Clips from The Simpsons - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? (S11E11)

"Aah! I chopp-a you good!"
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"Well, I hope you cut me better than you did these string beans."
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"I'm afraid this gets my lowest rating ever- seven thumbs up."
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"Marge, I'm sorry, but your cooking's only got two moves-"
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"You like Shake 'n Bake! You used to put it in your coffee!"
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"People change, Marge. My palate has grown more sophisticated."
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"Oh, yeah? What's a palate?"
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"Oh, it's a..."
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"Gotta go!"
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"So come to The Legless Frog..."
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"if you want to get sick and die and leave a big, garlicky corpse!"
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"P.S. Parking was ample."
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"Dad, you're being cruel for no reason. What will people think?"
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"People will think what I tell them to think when you tell me what to tell them to think."
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"I'm Homer Simpson, the most powerful food critic in town..."
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"You hear me? No comeuppance!"
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"We'll be right back."
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"The food at the Gilded Truffle really, uh-What's a good word?"
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"- [ Sucking ] - Sucks! That's great!"
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"Come on! Help me out here!"
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"- Ruff!. - Rough? I don't know."
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"- Chewy? - Chewy!"
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"Homer, what gives with this review?"
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"You say ''the salad tastes like bark''..."
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"Listen, you gotta shape up!"
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"Next week is the Taste of Springfield Festival."
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"You'll be reviewing every restaurant in town."
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"Remember, people have certain expectations about the ''Life Ways'' section."
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"- Really? Like what? - Oh, I don't know."
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"Astrology, Broom-Hilda, vacation horror stories..."
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"articles about Chronic Fatigue Syndrome- you know, chick crap."
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"[ Angry Muttering ]"
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"Arr, well, I've had it with Homer!"
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"Well, I say we ban Homer from our restaurants."
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"No. That would be impolite."
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"- I say we kill him! - Now, hold on a minute."
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"Are we restauranteurs, or are we murderers?"
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"Does that answer your question?"
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"We'll give Homer all he can eat, till he can eat no more."
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"Come on! You're gonna kill him with a pastry?"
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"I've seen this man eat a bowl of change."
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"- [ All Moaning ] - Covered with chocolate so dark..."
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"This is just a picture."
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"both delicious and deadly."
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"[ Laughs ] Oh."
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"And poison. I'll stick in some poison."
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"Homie, my woman's intuition's acting up."
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"Oh, Marge, something bad usually happens to me when I go in anywhere."
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"[ Whistling ]"
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"A bat. Now, that's a new one."
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"I'm reviewing the festival for our school paper."
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"Oh."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Uninspired."
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"Lard ho!"
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"Homer's unfastened the top button on his pants."
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"Uh, no, he's been walking around like that since Thanksgiving."
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"Well, don't worry."
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"If we don't find Dad, this crazy French guy is gonna kill him!"
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"We can find him faster by splitting up."
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"Break!"
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"Ohh! So full."
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"innie to... outie!"
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"[ Chomping, Smacking ]"
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"- Get lost! - A rude Frenchman? Well, I never!"
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"Dad, no!"
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"Ehh, I've had a good run."
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"[ Grunting ] Don't, uh-"
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"No!"
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"?? [ Humming ''La Marseillaise'' ]"
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"- Huh? - Take him into custardy, boys!"
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"Hah! Attempted murder one."
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"Actually, I was in the mood for some frittatas."
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"- Frittatas! - Oh, he likes eggs."
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"Oh, Lisa, you saved me!"
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"And after all the bad things I said about you."
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"What bad things? Why?"
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"Lisa, The important thng is I did'nt get my comeuppance, and I never will"
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"- [ Homer Groaning, Whimpering ] - [ Blows Landing ]"
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"[Jazzy Solo ]"
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"- Dingus! - [ Groans ]"
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"established in 1883."
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"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
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"each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper."
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"What percent is that?"
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"- I get the picture. - ? I'll eat eggplant ?"
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"-[ Door Slams ] -[ Homer Whimpering ]"
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"Mmm- not undelicious."
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"- Where is Uter? - We just want closure."
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"If anything appears to be movin'..."
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"Jamie Killday, farm supply critic."
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"I say it's time to send John Deere a 'Dear John.'''"
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"You've been pitchin' that all night."
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"A dog can't type. [ Mutters ] Unfortunately."
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"Homer, he's outta control-a. He gave me a bad-a review!"
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"You take fried foods, you take salty snacks, I'll take desserts."
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"Ooh! [ Chuckles ]"
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"- Ha! Lou and his frittatas! [ Laughing ] - [ Laughing ]"
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"- [ All Shouting ] - [ Elephants Trumpeting ]"
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"Wait a minute."
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"nauseating- [ Groans ]"
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"- [ Clamoring ] - No, no, no!"
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"Oh, that's a spicy meat-a-ball!"
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"- [ Murmuring ] - Shh!"
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"[ Chuckling ] Silly name. Uter."
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"[ Whistle Blowing ]"
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"Who wants pork chops?"
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"Belly button moving from..."
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"There was no cane in Citizen Kane."
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"You always liked my pork chops."
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"Something bad's going to happen if you go in there."
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"who will never get his comeuppance!"
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"Zero's a percent."
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"Dad! That's so mean!"
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"You don't have to like everything, e.g., my latest review."
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"The only bad review you gave was to a slice of pizza you found under the couch."
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"and into the obituaries."
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"? So hard for the money ?"
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"Ooh!"
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"Hey, Homer! Great call on that chicken place."
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