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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Jazzagals (S02E02)

"How is it that a moth can find its way"
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"- Well, that's simply not true."
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"- Oh yeah, no, I mean I "work" here,"
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"I mean, I am working here in the garage,"
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"but I don't work for the garage. I'm..."
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"- Well, I don't know, I didn't go out and look!"
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"especially ah, when I'm giving away free office space."
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"A family of moths seem to have mistaken"
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"my cashmere sweaters for an Atlantic City"
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"And I plan on putting a stop to that."
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"So I'm building a cedar chest for my knits."
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"- You're planning on building a cedar chest?"
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"- That's correct."
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"Anyway, if you've seen the state of my sweaters,"
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"- Thank you so much."
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"Thank you, genuinely."
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"- Hey."
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"- Yeah, the Jazzagals is our singing group."
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"followed by a "Lion King" matinee!"
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"- C-Central Park? Really?"
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"- You do realize I am a professional vocalist."
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"- Or perhaps Jocelyn should speak to me."
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"So I'm just measuring how big to make the chest."
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"- Um, I'm this far."
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"why would a competitive vocal group"
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"Jocelyn, I am here!"
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"- Moira, I know you're a great singer,"
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"you think about it."
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"- Okay..."
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"I can help you?"
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"and he's asked me to get these things for him."
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"- Will you be needing your basic toolbox,"
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"or your "cedar chest" tool box?"
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"- Obviously the cedar chest tool box!"
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"- (mouths) Wow."
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"♪ Oh, it's raining men! Yes! ♪"
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"of you making any necessary improvements."
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"- So let's take it from..."
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""For tonight, for the first time.""
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"♪ Just about half past ten ♪"
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"Um, take a seat."
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"- You got some clients, that's great news!"
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"Listen, uh..."
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"Oh, really? Says I."
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"And you're welcome."
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"- Oh."
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"but I don't see how that is gonna help Dick Sinson!"
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"- Sin-Sinson... Sinson!"
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"Dick Sin-Sinson!"
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"(Rasps)"
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"- Yeah, well, I can't not jump in and help"
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"- No, it was wrong."
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"But you gotta promise not to tell Alexis."
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"If you're experiencing feelings for me,"
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"what is it?"
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"- She slept over like a week and a half ago,"
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"- Uh huh. - I mean, don't get me wrong,"
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"if you know what I mean. - Yeah, I do, yeah."
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"I mean, I've been enjoying it a lot, so."
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"- But just not every day."
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"to move back here? - Yes, I am!"
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"(Clears throat)"
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"♪ But you-- dah dah heed a woman's tears-- ♪"
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"(Scatting)"
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"♪ Someone loved me all night long ♪"
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"(Applause)"
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"- Wow, that was... different."
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"(Suitcase rattles)"
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"(Door slams)"
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"- Um, like, he brought all my stuff back,"
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"and I was like, this is great,"
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"That's-again, that's-- you said that?"
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"and I didn't want him to worry,"
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"So... - That's excellent."
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"That's a cute little wood thing, David."
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"- Thank you, I made it."
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"- Well, they must've enjoyed it sweetheart,"
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"(Sighs)"
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"MOIRA: David! Alexis!"
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"Time to leave for breakfast."
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"Honestly David, why are you not ready?"
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"- I'm not going."
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"into a triple locked titanium suitcase?!"
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"- The perils of owning cashmere."
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"Alexis! Please, dear!"
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"- Alexis hasn't been here for a week and a half."
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"She's at Mutt's."
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"I had breakfast with her just yesterday."
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"- We had a lengthy conversation about hosiery and menopause."
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"- Again, that was me."
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"♪ ♪"
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"CUSTOMER: Hello? Anyone here?"
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"Oh, hey."
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"Can I get you to take a quick look at my muffler?"
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"- Oh, I'm- I'm sorry, I don't work here."
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"- Oh... that's- 'cause you're behind the desk,"
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"and everything."
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"but I don't actually work "here..." in the garage."
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"- So you don't know anything about mufflers?"
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"- Yeah, Bob will be back in a minute,"
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"and I think that's your best bet,"
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"just you know, 'cause he comes and goes, and..."
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"- Okay, well, maybe I'll just go to another garage."
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"- Yeah, yeah. Well, sorry, I uh, couldn't help."
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"- (Laughs)"
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"Hey Johnny, I just went out and got me a muffin."
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"- Bob, a customer was just in here,"
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"and he was saying he had a problem with a muffler."
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"- Well, I don't expect you to know everything,"
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"but you know, if a client of yours came in here,"
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"I'd certainly talk to them."
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"- Well, I hope you wouldn't."
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"- Well, not that I have to worry,"
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"I know you're a little low on clients."
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"- That's because I'm building a business, Bob."
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"And right now I'm in strategy mode,"
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"looking for opportunities,"
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"and eventually I will implement a plan."
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"- Well, if you feel like uh,"
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"you might like to implement a muffler, be my guest."
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