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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Zero Mostel (S02E02)

"The world sleeps... [snoring]"
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"And I am here alone"
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"And here I come some nights"
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"To confront my fears"
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"[monsters growling]"
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"They're here, my fears"
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"They are always with me"
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"Lurking, scurrying, hiding and waiting"
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"They come!"
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"And here, alone at night..."
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"There they are, confronted fears"
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"Fears of hunger Fears of pain... Ow!"
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"Fears of missing the last train"
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"Fear that no one will be willing"
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"To see me as I know I really am"
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"Once they are counted and compelled"
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"They can quickly be dispelled [squeaks]"
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"Like figments of my own imagination"
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"But always... There are other fears"
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"Fears of snakes, fears of cats"
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"Fears of maître d's and rats"
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"Fear of elevators falling"
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"And the taxman someday calling"
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"And the accidental walling of myself"
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"Up inside a clammy, dank old dingy cellar"
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"Where the spiders weave around my tummy"
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"And the worms and bugs and crawly things"
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"Squirm and squiggle at my person"
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"[cackling] Oh, I love it!"
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"Once they are counted and compelled"
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"They can quickly be dispelled [squeaks]"
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"But then..."
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"Fears of bullets, there's dread"
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"Fear of baldness on the head"
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"Fear of waking up one morning"
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"To discover that you are dead"
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"Once they are counted and compelled"
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"They can quickly be dispelled [squeaks]"
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"Like figments of my own imagination"
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"Then there is the last fear"
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"Just about the time I'm past fear"
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"The one that really is final"
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"In the darkest of the night"
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"It will come without a fight"
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"It will count me and compel me"
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"It will casually dispel me"
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"[cackling]"
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"For I am just a figment"
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"Of its own imagination"
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"Oh, look at that. The show's almost over"
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"and I still haven't found another lady wrestler."
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"Oh, where in the world am I gonna find another heavyweight,"
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"aggressive, tough female with a killer's instinct?"
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"Hello, Kermit."
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"Oh... Oh, hi, Miss Piggy."
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"And, pray tell, what is my wonderfulness doing?"
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"Oh, you see, I was just thinking that you'd be perfect"
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"for a special spot in tonight's show."
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"You have created a spot just for moi?"
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"[gasps] Oh, tell me about it, my little green ball of passion."
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"- Uh... - Yes, yes, yes."
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"Yeah. Well, you see, this is a spot that requires an actress"
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"- ...versatility, uh... - Yes."
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"...and someone who's all female."
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"- Oh. What is it? Joan of Arc? - Uh, no."
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"- Naughty Marietta? - Uh, no."
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"Oh, Lady Macbeth."
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"Well, it's more like a lady wrestler."
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"Lady... wrestler?"
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"Well, yeah. It's a sort of thing"
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"where you, uh... You have to have the ability to..."
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"- I mean, wrestlers are... - Lady wrestler?!"
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"[both screaming]"
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"- What do you make of that, man? - Ten to one on the pig."
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"[screaming continues]"
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"- Right. - [Miss Piggy] Lady wrestler?!"
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"[growling]"
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"[rhythmic growling]"
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"[surprised growling]"
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"Tonight we're gonna present you with a cultural demonstration"
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"of female grace and dexterity."
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"So here they are, direct from the Bali Hai Bowl-A-Drome,"
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"Granny the Gouger and the Mysterious Miss Mask."
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"One fall, no holds barred."
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"[breathing heavily]"
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"Hope your insurance is paid, frog."
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"[bell ringing]"
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"[mumbling indistinctly]"
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"[grunting]"
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"[gasping]"
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"[crowd booing]"
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"[jeering and whistling]"
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"[grunts and laughs]"
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"Alley-oop!"
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"I think you'd better give up, frog."
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"What, and leave show business?"
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"- What did you do to my frog? - Hmm?"
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"- I'll show you. Hiyah! - [yells]"
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"[crowd cheering and applauding]"
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"Well, that's about it for another Muppet Show."
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"Some of us have taken great pains to bring you this show."
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"Uh, but right now I'd like to thank our special guest star,"
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"who has joined the ranks of the Muppet monsters,"
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"Mr. Zero Mostel."
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"- Come on out! - [applause]"
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"Now you stop that, Mr. Mostel."
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"Uh, well, that's about it."
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"We'll see you all next time on The Muppet Show."
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"Must there be a next time?"
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"What do you think of television?"
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"Shocking, isn't it?"
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"I'm not in my dressing room eating!"
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"OK, ladies and gentlemen, Chopin's Polonaise in A-Flat,"
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Oh, where am I going to get the payroll money?"
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"Uh, what'd he say?"
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"- How's your forehand? - Oh, they're terrific."
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"I feel my job is to make sure"
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"Now, it seems to me that you and I think alike."
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"There are other fears"
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