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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Teach Me Tonight (S02E02)

"I enjoy the plight of the everyman."
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"the latest J. Lo flick rented fills me with a deep sense of pride..."
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"- in my soul, I am Akira Kurosawa. - Seven Samurai. Great movie."
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"- I'm sorry, I don't... - Akira Kurosawa directed Seven Samurai."
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"- It's a great Japanese movie. - Japanese movie?"
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"I'm sorry, I have the wrong person."
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"Who's the guy who directed The Facts of Life?"
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"- I don't... - Asaad Kelada. Sorry."
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"In my soul, I know I am Asaad Kelada."
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"What do you need?"
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"I've made a short film that I've been working on for five years."
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"It would mean a great deal to my career."
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"No. Perfectly PG. It's not exactly Babe."
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"- More like Babe 2. - Got it."
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"Let me think about it, and I'll get back to you."
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"Here's a copy of the film. Take a look and call me."
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"And remember, I can edit out two of the 'hells,' but I need to keep all the 'damns. '"
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"- It's a street-cred thing. - Bye, Kirk."
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"At least now I have something fun to do tonight."
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"- Do you want to get some pie? - No, I'm full."
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"- How about some coffee? - I'm good."
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"- Hot chocolate? - No, thanks."
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"Egg cream?"
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"I never had an egg cream, but it sounds just disgusting enough to be fabulous."
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"We're just going to study."
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"So this stalling is completely unnecessary."
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"- So go. - I will."
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"Just finishing up the coffee that I paid for."
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"All right, that's enough. I'm going. Bye."
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"Mom? Listen, just in case, and I don't think he will..."
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"if Dean calls, will you tell him I'm with Lane?"
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"Then how come I have to lie?"
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"Maybe you shouldn't, if you feel weird enough that I have to lie."
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"- I'm not asking you to lie. - You told me to say that you're with Lane."
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"I don't see Lane here. Sounds like a lie."
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"- Forget it. Just don't answer the phone. - Hello? I get calls, too."
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"I'm not What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? Yet, thank you."
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"Tell him that I'm studying, which is what I am doing..."
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"so you will not be lying, okay?"
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"- You guys done yet? - Just not yet."
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"I'll be right over there when you are."
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"Just can't wait for that learning to begin."
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"Are we gonna do some of those Schoolhouse Rock songs?"
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"- I'll be right there. - They say if you make learning fun..."
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"- Give us a minute, okay? - Hurry, a mind is a terrible thing to waste."
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"- I'll be home early. - Fine."
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"Ma'am."
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"- Are you ready to start? - Yes, I am."
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"- Where are your books? - I don't know."
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"- How are we going to study? - I guess we can't."
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"- Too bad. So, what now? Movie? - Get your books."
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"Wait there."
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"Explain to me the political ramifications of the Marshall Plan."
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"Pick a card."
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"- That just made the trick a little bit harder. - Jess, focus."
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"- There's no way you forgot. - Work?"
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"I will make you write it out 50 times on the Specials board."
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"If he's not at work, he must be free. He doesn't care that you're here?"
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"No, he doesn't."
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"- He's visiting his grandmother. - Where?"
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"- Chicago. - He doesn't know?"
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"- It wouldn't matter. - You'll tell him?"
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"- We're studying. - You're studying, I'm prying."
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"Jess, why won't you at least try to remember the Marshall Plan?"
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"Have you read Please Kill Me? Oral history of the punk movement."
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"You'd like it. You can borrow it if you want."
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"I'm here to help you study. If you want me to go, I'll go."
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"But if I'm going to stay, then you will stop distracting me..."
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"and start paying attention, understand?"
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"- I understand. - Good."
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"And, yes, I would like to borrow it. Thank you very much."
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"Now open your book."
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"Done."
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"- This isn't Shakespeare. - It's not?"
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"It's the words to a Clash song."
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"- But which Clash song? - I'm not the one being tested."
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"Ten seconds."
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"- Nine, eight, seven... - Stop it."
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"...six, five, four... - You're really starting to..."
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"...three... - Guns of Brixton."
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"A- plus."
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"Why did you agree to this studying thing?"
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"'Cause Luke said I had to."
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"You've never done anything because someone said so."
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"- I moved because someone said I had to. - Very different."
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"- Do you want to get out of here? - What?"
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"- I'm sick of studying. - How can you be sick of studying?"
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"You haven't done any studying."
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"You've done card tricks, you've made coffee..."
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"you've explained to me..."
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"how on earth Coldplay could be considered an alternative band..."
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"but as of yet, no studying."
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"That's your car?"
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"Yes, it is."
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"I'll tell you what, let's go get some ice cream, when we get back..."
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"- I'll study. - This is a diner. There's ice cream here."
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"- But we don't have any cones. - Cones."
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"- I need cones. - So, if we go get ice cream..."
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"- In cones. - Then you'll be a perfect student..."
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"- for the rest of the night? - That's right."
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"I could not believe you less. Here. You drive."
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"- I'll read you Othello. Won't that be fun? - You have no idea how much."
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"Admit it, it's always better in a cone."
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"Putting ice cream in a dish? Eating it with a spoon?"
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"What is wrong with people?"
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"- Hold the wheel. - What?"
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"- I'm dripping. Hold the wheel. - I can't. You're driving."
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"The person who drives holds the wheel. That's what they teach you in driver's ed."
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"I got to take that class one of these days. Take the wheel."
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"- I'm letting go. - Stop. Take it back."
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"- I'm just letting you know that. - I appreciate the warning."
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"I got it."
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"Jeez, you look pale. You okay?"
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"- Death. And it's going to be painful. - You're not gonna kill me."
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"Think how dull your life would be without me."
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"- Serious question? - Okay."
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"You're smarter than almost everybody at your school."
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"It takes you five minutes to finish a book."
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"You read and remember everything. You could ace those classes easily."
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"Why don't you?"
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