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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Time Travelers (S08E08)

"You. Listen to you."
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"Me."
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"You've got to go to Robots Versus Wrestlers: Legends."
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"Trust me. You will regret it if you don't."
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"- Ted, scalp check! - Can't Robin do this?"
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"You've been doing it for years. You know the frame of reference."
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"Hmm, that's odd."
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"Little early in the week for scalp check."
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"Five tablespoons of sugar..."
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"[Coughs] Maraschino cherries."
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"Oh, and a handful of maraschino cherries on top."
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"You're ordering a Robin Scherbatsky."
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"Why didn't you just say that?"
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"[Chuckles] One second there, barkeep."
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"Unless I'm mistaken, the drink this lady just ordered..."
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"is called the Minnesota Tidal Wave."
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"Origin unknown."
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"Robin's been ordering them so much lately..."
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"that we named it after her."
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"You named a drink after me?"
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"Right there in the menu. Congrats."
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"I can't drink this."
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"That's better. I'm still seething, but that's better."
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"Okay, 20-Years-From-Now me, level with me."
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"You. Us."
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"Is Robots Versus Wrestlers worth it?"
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"Even greater than your wedding?"
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"Well, I mean, when I get married, that'll be the greatest night of my life."
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"But who knows when that's going to happen?"
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"Oh, my God, you still haven't..."
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"Man, I hope I meet her soon."
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"Oh, God! What is wrong with me?"
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"I'm sorry! I'm just messing with you."
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"Now come on, are we going or what?"
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"- Fine. Let's go. - Yeah!"
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"Not so fast."
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"Barney, Ted, 20-Years-From-Now Barney, 20 Years-From-Now Ted."
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"- Who are you? - I'm 20 Hours-From-Now Ted."
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"And you bastards aren't going anywhere."
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"So, you're the Ted from 20 hours from now?"
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"Shh. Just... Shh."
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"This dummy's about to go to Robots Versus Wrestlers..."
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"and, yes, it'll be awesome."
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"- See? - At first."
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"But then you're gonna drink way too much. Hence the headache."
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"Then you're gonna jump into the ring and sprain your wrist. Hence the splint."
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"[Coughing]"
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"Well, that's the sound of a good time."
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"And 20 hours from now, when you're me..."
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"you're gonna want to come back here, right to this very spot..."
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"right now and smack yourself upside the head."
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"It's a day of pain for a lifetime of memories."
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"20-hours-from-now me, just tell me one thing. Do I hurl?"
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"- Yeah, kid. You hurl. - A lot?"
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"Remember when Mom bought the beef from the Price Club?"
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"Okay, how about this?"
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"We go to Robots Versus Wrestlers..."
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"but I don't drink too much?"
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"- Interesting. - I'm good with that."
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"No, forget it. If Ted doesn't get wasted..."
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"there's no way he'll end up making out..."
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"with that surprisingly realistic-looking female robot."
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"- Wait. I kiss a female robot? - You do a lot more than that."
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"Now look. Nobody is saying you need alcohol to have an exciting and memorable night."
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"But in this case, yeah, you kind of have to be wasted."
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"[All Chattering]"
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"- You drink beers in cans still. - It makes the robots scarier."
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"They named my drink after her. The Minnesota Tidal Wave."
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"- It's my usual. - Immaterial!"
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"If it's gonna be named after anybody, it should be called the Marshall Eriksen."
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"Sorry. It's the Robin Scherbatsky. Read it and weep."
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"Oh, so you're gonna Zuckerberg me? That it?"
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"I'll see you in court."
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"Little court known as the dance floor. Dance-off. Now."
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"No. No dancing. Marshall, we've been through this."
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"You have to lay off dancing for a while."
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"You're killing me, Lily!"
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"You're killing me!"
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"I'm an adult. You have to let me dance my own battles."
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"Marshall, there's not gonna be a dance-off because the name is staying."
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"Period. End of story."
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"I just like having my name on something."
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"Oh, you do? Oh, that's great, Robin."
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"Then that's what you will get."
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"That's..."
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"what you..."
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"will get."
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"Mmm. Mmm, mmm, mmm."
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"Oh, hey, Robin."
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"You here for a good time?"
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"Did you write my number in the men's room?"
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"It... Well, I don't know."
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"I guess you'll never know unless you go in there, which I highly doubt that..."
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"Hi. Don't mind me."
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"Oh."
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"Lily, I know what I'm doing, all right? I'm a lawyer."
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"I've thought about every possible scenario. I'm 10 steps ahead of..."
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"Where's she going?"
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"Probably into the ladies' room to write something on the wall about you."
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"Nobody writes things on the walls of the ladies' room."
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"Have you been in the ladies' room?"
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"Of course not."
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"but I certainly don't have the manners of one."
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"- What'd you write in there? - Why don't you go in and look?"
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"Oh. I thought you wanted to dance your own battles."
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"Ladies, put your blouses back on! I'm coming in!"
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"but I'm sorry I let Carl name your drink after me."
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"Why didn't I say something?"
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"Gosh, I guess that goes back to my childhood."
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"Okay, guys."
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"Let's go to Robots Versus Wrestlers."
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"- Huzzah! - Now you're talking!"
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"20-Years-From-Now Ted, 20 Years-From-Now Barney."
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"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm 20-Minutes-From-Now Barney."
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"And I have got something very important to..."
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"- What's the stain on your shirt, bro? - Please."
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"- Please, I really do have something very important to... - [Chuckles]"
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"with the meatball."
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"[Robin's Voice] And that's the only time my father ever said he was proud of me."
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"Maybe that's why I stole credit for your drink."
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