Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Manny Get Your Gun (S02E02)

"Happy birthday, old man."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I've forgotten a lot of things in my life..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but what Jay said hit me hard."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'd forgotten to have a childhood."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, good. It'll give us a chance to pick up that hubcap you lost..."
Modern Family (2009)
"cutting through the temple parking lot."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yellow. Yellow!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you seeing this? We are making every light, and we don't even have to speed."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Mom? - I know. I went a little fast back there."
Modern Family (2009)
"- But really, 40 is the same as 35. - You say that a lot."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I don't think you two appreciate what's at stake here. - Our lives?"
Modern Family (2009)
""Just listen to me. I'm always right.""
Modern Family (2009)
"- You mean her face? - Now we're getting this."
Modern Family (2009)
"If we're right this one time, then we never have to be right again."
Modern Family (2009)
"When she says, "That balloon can't carry a person, Phil," I say, "Manny's birthday.""
Modern Family (2009)
"- Take a jacket, Alex. I think it's gonna rain. - Manny's birthday."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Don't look at me. Look at the road. - Manny's birthday."
Modern Family (2009)
"- No, Dad, look at the road! There's a truck!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- How come you and Dad are breaking up? - What?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It was just a little disagreement. Can't you just work it out?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, sweetie, you thought that when I said we were splitting up..."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. No, your dad and I are fine, honey."
Modern Family (2009)
"We just were gonna take separate cars to see who could get to the restaurant faster."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, that's a relief. - Oh, you must have been feeling awful back there."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I am so sorry. - It's okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why did you say you'd go with your dad?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, bad attitudes lose races."
Modern Family (2009)
"No, swerving into a curb and popping your tire loses races."
Modern Family (2009)
"We should call the cops and say Mom's car was stolen."
Modern Family (2009)
"- They arrest her, we win. - No, they trace those calls."
Modern Family (2009)
"But this is great. Thinking like a team."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're, uh... We're doing that again?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"And this year I predict total White domination."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I can't. - Haley!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't! I can't."
Modern Family (2009)
"Eight minutes talking to the lady at the stationery store and still no present."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I think a new friend is like a present. - Yeah, I read that card too."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can we please just buy the next thing we see and get out of here?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Why can't you enjoy this? It's a beautiful afternoon."
Modern Family (2009)
"Lily's with a sitter. The day is ours."
Modern Family (2009)
"H-H-H-Helen."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, look at that. Another friend. Off we go. Very busy."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. Stop. You are too tied to your rigid schedules. You're missing life."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, well, w-wait. There's more."
Modern Family (2009)
"Tell her I'm so sorry. I've always loved her."
Modern Family (2009)
"Please come up and talk to me."
Modern Family (2009)
"Please come up and talk to him!"
Modern Family (2009)
"His life would be empty without you!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm sorry I'm going off script. It just felt right."
Modern Family (2009)
"Good... Oh. Too late."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. You know what? Give him your cell phone."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll chase Helen down and give her my phone. They can hash it out."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Are you... Are you serious? - Yes, I'm serious as a heart attack."
Modern Family (2009)
"You always do this. Now we're gonna be late to our own party."
Modern Family (2009)
"Stop shouting!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Technically, I wasn't really..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, yes, hello. Is Seymour Butts there?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I never made a prank call..."
Modern Family (2009)
"never mixed different sodas together to see what they'd taste like."
Modern Family (2009)
"So I knew I had to make the most of what little childhood I had left."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not Lutz. I'm looking for Butts."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, I'm trying to get ahold of Butts."
Modern Family (2009)
"Very funny. I don't have time for this foolishness."
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe if you had a system for where you leave things."
Modern Family (2009)
"I have a system. I put down things, then I remember where I put them."
Modern Family (2009)
"And that would preferable to, say..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Stop screaming!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- What are you doing? - Turning back the clock."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Disgusting. - Don't judge me. You've never been married."
Modern Family (2009)
"This never happened."
Modern Family (2009)
"Boy. I'm a boy!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You all right? You okay?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, why do you ask?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I think this is for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know what to say to him."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Just open your heart and listen, Helen. - Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hello?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah. I was here when it happened."
Modern Family (2009)
"I once almost let my own fears stop me from embarking on a relationship..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and I would have lost the love of my life."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Helen! - Donald?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Cam? - Hang on! Hang on, Helen!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Ow. Nails. Helen, nails, nails, nails."
Modern Family (2009)
"Helen. Helen. At least just give me a chance."
Modern Family (2009)
"Give him a chance! - She's right here."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Cam, come on. We're running out of time. - We're running out of time?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, it's nice that you care so much about us."
Modern Family (2009)
"- It was a pleasure meeting you both. - Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"I get it, Luke. You think he's the fun one. That's why you'd go with him."
Modern Family (2009)
"What?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You think your dad is more fun than I am."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Definitely. - Definitely."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Dad's, like, crazy fun. - Mm-hmm."
Modern Family (2009)
"- But you're nice. - I'm nice?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, not now."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Tell him. - Tell me what?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Nothing. - Hey."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What do we call Daddy's car, girls? The cone of trust."
Modern Family (2009)
"So what is it? Boys?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Your bodies are changing? Eggs?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No! No."
Modern Family (2009)
"We were just thinking that maybe..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Dad, we love you, but we do not want to go to family camp this year."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Then what was that sniff? - Sniff? What sniff?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm-I'm, uh... I'm actually relieved."
Modern Family (2009)
"The day that I've been dreading..."
Modern Family (2009)
"uh, the day when you two finally outgrow me has finally arrived..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and I'm handling it really well."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Dad, are you crying? - Nope."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Are you sure you're okay? - Yep."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, my God, he is crying. - I've never seen Dad cry before."
Modern Family (2009)
"- But, Dad, if you cry, then I'll cry! - I'm not crying."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You called me Daddy! - Because you are our daddy!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll always be your daddy!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Let me fill you in on a little secret, Luke."
Modern Family (2009)
"When I met your dad, I was fun too."
Modern Family (2009)
Show more clips