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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Yokel Hero (S32E32)

"♪ You can keep your mansions ♪"
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"♪ And you can keep your yachts ♪"
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"♪ I ain't needin' nothin' 'cept for everything I gots ♪"
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"♪ Got my wife and my kids and a belly full of ribs ♪"
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"♪ Lord up above and a whole lot of love ♪"
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"♪ Wife and my kids and a belly full of ribs ♪"
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"♪ And I thank the Lord above. ♪"
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"♪ FleetwoodHick."
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"♪ KanyeWestVirginia."
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"And send."
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"Ah, Elin, I thought I'd find you dancing."
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"Yes, I'm exactly as I seem."
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"‐Well, I‐‐ ‐Quiet!"
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"Someone's getting clicks."
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"Our next guest is from America's heartland."
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"Up‐bup‐bup!"
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"Not on my white furniture, please."
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"Don't make me make you dance!"
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"Howdy do, Elin?"
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"You sure do look different in person than you do"
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"in them Finding Nemo movies."
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"You know, Cletus, I've heard your fans"
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"will do anything you say."
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"Oh, that can't be true."
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"- Try it. - Nah, go on."
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"It's my show. Do as I say."
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"Well, Elin, we got ourselves a police chief"
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"in our town by the name of Wiggum."
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"Now, I ain't got nothing agin him, mind you,"
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"but if you is my fans, here's what I want you to do to him."
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"Well, I want to thank you, my friend."
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"I was nothing but a zero when I met you,"
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"but now I'm ten times that."
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"Come here, you."
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"Homer, stand up."
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"I want you to know that I'm firing you"
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"and I'm replacing you with a professional."
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"Aw, nothing ever good happens when you talk"
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"to the person sitting next to you on an airplane."
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"Uh, Homer, this here is a feller"
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"what wants to be my new manager."
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"- And you're letting him? - Yeah, I don't know why."
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"There's just, there's something about him, you know?"
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"Cletus, Cletus."
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"Listen to how I say this."
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"It's something everyone says, but when I say it,"
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"you will never hear it like this as long as you live."
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"I make it very special."
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"How are you?"
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"Say it again."
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"No. Listen to me. I love you."
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"I am in love with you. This is real."
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"in the morning‐‐ I won't be mad."
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"I'll say, "What's wrong, boobie? I love you.""
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"‐ ‐I can't believe you're thinking of signing with him."
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"The way you changed my life when we were in jail?"
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"That means nothing to you?"
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"My friend, what happens in jail stays in jail."
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"Well, all I have to offer is my friendship"
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"and the fact that you wouldn't be here if not for me."
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"Here's my closer. Spuckman!"
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"Duffman?"
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"Now I'm Spuckman."
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"Because Duff replaced me with a hard‐partying cat."
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"Me‐ow!"
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"Clifford, we're gonna market your dreck"
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"as "Spuckler Family Moonshine," internationally."
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"We'll say it's made by people"
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"who actually wash their hands voluntarily,"
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"not 'cause of some sign."
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"Hey, man, mine's all brewed from pure mountain water"
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"from out behind the DuPont factory."
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"I'm going to assume that's a joke."
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"But fun's for another time."
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"We're gonna make you bigger than Campbell's Soup."
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"Not tomato or chicken noodle. That would be impossible."
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"But there's one of them where they put in potatoes."
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"We'll make you bigger than that."
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"Now, why don't you pick one of these Hollywood actresses"
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"Anyone you want. Just pick."
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"Oh, I like this one."
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"Oh, she'll never work with you."
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"Pick an ugly one."
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"Well, what about Brandine?"
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"Aw, she'll always be my first love"
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"and second cousin."
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"Well, this was a very good meeting."
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"And welcome to UPM."
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"Here's a blank page‐‐ sign it."
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"We'll fill in the rest."
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"Give me a hug."
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"A Hollywood hug."
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"And now your picture goes up on our wall of fame."
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"Bert and Ernie? I don't even think they're living."
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"Hey, IMDb Bert and Ernie, will you?"
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"Do puppets die?"
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"Can't we come up with a little doohickey you put on your desk"
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"that blows a colored smoke when you're picked for something?"
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"Everything he taught me was a lie."
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"Maybe, but think what you became."
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"A better husband."
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"A better father."
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"You can still be one."
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"Nah."
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"Hmm. Why are my eyes burnin'?"
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"of my homemade family brew."
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"Let my longtime corporate mascot tell you all about it."
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"Spuckler Family Moonshine."
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"Lovingly distilled in the heart of America."
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"You have to help him get back to his family."
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"Forget it. I'm through with those slack‐jawed, no‐account..."
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"examples of America at its finest."
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"He was a great man until you ruint him."
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"With your promises of short underwear"
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"and professional haircuts."
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"You think you can play God,"
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"wreck my life, and then just walk away?"
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"First of all, I wasn't playing God."
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"I was doing an original character."
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"Don't worry, we'll fix this."
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