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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Oh Honey (S06E06)

"He... Oh, really?"
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"[Stammering] And what did Ted say exactly?"
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"She hates you so much..."
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"it's hard to be around you."
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"So we can't be friends."
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"Oh, he... Oh, y-yeah."
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"Okay, well, l-l-I guess there's no use hiding it anymore."
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"I... I hate you. Bitch."
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"I can't believe it."
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"I really thought you and I were friends."
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"Lord knows I could use a friend right now."
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"I've been going through some pretty difficult stuff."
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"- Difficult stuff? What-What difficult stuff? - I don't know."
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"Well, you did the right thing, baby."
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"I don't hate you."
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"We just can't be friends anymore because..."
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"Robin hates you."
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"- [Phone Beeps] - And that's Robin on the other line."
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"Oh, well, I'll let you take that. Love you, baby."
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"- [Beeps] - Eriksen residence. Marshall speaking."
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"Listen, Robin, I know. I apologize for my wife. She never should have..."
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"Yeah. I told Zoey you hate her."
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"Me? You dragged me into this?"
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"You just went through a tragedy. It's not like she's gonna call you up and..."
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"- [Beeps] - Oh, God."
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"That's my other line."
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"Oh, God! It's a 917 number, and I don't recognize it. I think it's Zoey."
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"- Just don't answer it. - I can't not answer. It's impolite."
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"- You can do this. - I can't turn my back..."
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"You don't have to answer it."
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"Good manners are what separate us..."
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"- from those "elbows on the table" Wisconsinites. - You can do this."
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"Eriksen residence. Marshall speaking."
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"Hi. I spent the night with your friend Barney..."
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"and he accidentally left his phone in my apartment in the garbage."
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"But I've been going through all of his contacts..."
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"because I'm sure he wants to get in touch with me."
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"After all, he told me, uh..."
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"I was his first."
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"Oh, honey."
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"Oh. Honey... Zoey's cousin."
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"- Hi. - Listen, um, about Barney."
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"Oh, yeah. He's such a sweet guy."
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"- Who's your daddy? - [Giggles]"
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"Who's your daddy?"
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"I... don't know. [Sobbing]"
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"I guess he recently decided to get in touch with his dad."
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"His mom gave him the guy's address."
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"And I gave him my number and I told him to call me..."
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"and he still hasn't called me."
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"Oh, honey."
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"I mean, I shouldn't be surprised."
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"Clearly he wants nothing to do with me."
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"Oh, honey."
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"I mean, why else would he let 30 years go by?"
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"He's ashamed to have me as a son."
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"Oh, honey. He's not ashamed of you."
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"He's ashamed of himself."
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"I mean, look at you. You do so great without him."
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"I mean, you have an airline..."
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"and three Nobel Prizes..."
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"and you play for the Yankees."
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"Four. Four Nobel Prizes."
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"Four."
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"See? That is impressive."
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"I mean, how many does he have?"
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"Only three."
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"Blah, blah, blah. I'm an architect."
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"Blah, blah, blah. I don't wear suits."
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"Zoey, wait."
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"- Don't do it, Marshall! - I'm sorry Robin!"
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"[Scoffs] Go on."
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"They're kissing! Mom, they're kissing."
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