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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Oh Honey (S06E06)

"Look, I like Zoey."
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"Without her, my dinner party wouldn't have been such a success."
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"So those feelings of yours, shut them down."
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"Fine."
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"I'll shut 'em down."
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"And seriously, mouthwash after coffee."
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"Um, that's my other line."
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"- [Beeps] - Yeah."
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"[Imitating Accent] Oh, my God. You are so Minnesota."
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"- [Beeps] - You can't not answer the phone because it would be rude."
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"Well, it would be. Good-bye."
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"Eriksen residence. Marshall speaking."
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"- Hey, Marshall. - Barney."
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"- W-What number is this? - I'm up on burners, player."
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"so now I'm all about disposable cell phones."
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"I'll use one for a while, have my fun..."
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"then dump it and get a new one."
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"Then I'll do the same with my phone."
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"Hey, um, so Robin told me about this whole "Ted and Zoey" thing."
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"Dude, she doesn't know how to tell a story."
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"I'll tell you that story."
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"Hey, Zoey."
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"Hey, Ted, this is my cousin."
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"Honey."
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"- Uh, Robin's version was... - That is exactly how it happened."
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"So, Ted did his best to impress her."
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"But as per "uszh," he bored the pants very much on her."
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"- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - Wow, an architect."
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"How fascinating."
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah. Rambling architecture anecdote."
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"Blah, blah. Something about a bridge."
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"- Blah... - [Whispering] Straw."
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"Coaster."
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"Okay, time to go home."
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"Anyway, I get Honey back to her place."
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"Who's your daddy?"
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"Okay, can we skip this part, please?"
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"Sure. I'll just summarize it."
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"[Imitating Bedsprings Creaking]"
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"[Speeds Up]"
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"[Slows Down]"
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"Anyhoo, next day, I'm goin' in to work."
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"- I run into Zoey. - Hey, Zoey."
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"That cousin of yours, Honey... Yowza!"
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"I gotta say, your family tree has got a couple of pretty big coconuts."
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"- Thanks. - Yeah. We had a great time last night."
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"And then just hand stuff in the morning."
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"- Wait. She didn't go home with Ted? - Nope. He let me have her."
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"I have to say, it was pretty noble of him."
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"He fell on his sword so that she could fall on mine."
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"I won't bore you with the details..."
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"but to summarize..."
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"[Imitates Bedsprings Creaking]"
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"Hey!"
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"She hugged me. What was that all about?"
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"- Zoey's in love with Ted. - Marcus!"
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"Wait. Hear me out, Marshall."
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"Zoey's in love with Ted, but she's married."
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"So she tried to push him away by setting him up with her cousin instead."
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"But seeing Ted and Honey hit it off was more than her gentle heart could bear."
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"So Zoey left early, pricked by love's fickle thorn."
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"But then, the next morning..."
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"upon learning that Ted had not tasted of Honey's sweet nectar..."
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"her joy burst forth like a blossoming flower in spring."
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"Wow."
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"Zoey's in love with Ted."
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"Oh, Marshall, I stopped by that new doughnut shop, Hertz Doughnuts."
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"Would you like a Hertz Doughnut?"
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"- Sure. - [Phone Beeps]"
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"Hey, where's the... [Groans]"
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"Hurts, don't it?"
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"I can't believe you fell for that, bro."
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"So, Ted's in love with Zoey..."
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"and Zoey's in love with Ted."
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"Well, that... That's not gonna work."
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"I gotta call Ted."
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"[Ringing]"
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"Hello?"
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"Listen, Ted, um, I gotta tell you somethin' about Zoey."
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"Yeah, yeah. I need to tell you somethin' about Zoey too."
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"and I thought I'd take you up on that beer you're about to offer me."
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"Can I get you a beer?"
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"Oh, Ted, I'm so busy."
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"But I guess I got time for one."
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"Lead the way."
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"[Laughs] Oh, God."
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"What? Fridge full of ketchup?"
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"How? How, I ask you?"
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"What?"
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"Listen, Zoey, I, um..."
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"I need to tell you something. Um..."
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"Marshall, I'm goin' to Byerly's. You want anything?"
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"Mom! Get off the phone!"
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"Could you get some more Bugles please?"
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"- Of course, dear. - Marcus, hang up!"
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"Both of you, hang up!"
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"And we need ice cream."
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"And this may seem strange, but you can't ask me why."
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"Wow."
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"Okay."
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"And that was it. No more Zoey."
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"[Beeps]"
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"Hey, buddy, that's Lily. I should take that."
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"But, uh, you're a good guy, Ted."
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"- [Beeps] - Hey, baby."
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"We hate Ted now!"
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"Get on board, or the sexting stops."
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"Ted's a son of a bitch!"
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"[Cell Phone Chirps]"
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"Oh. Nice."
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"But, hey, um, baby, go easy on Ted, okay?"
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"He just... He just ended things with Zoey."
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"Oh, I know."
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"But did he tell you the whole story?"
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"I, uh... I can't be friends with you anymore..."
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"and you can't ask me why."
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"- Why? - Lily hates you."
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"You hate me?"
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"That's crazy. I don't hate you."
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"Well, I know that's not true, Lily. Ted told me everything."
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