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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Oh Honey (S06E06)

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"Robin, I just want you to know..."
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"it's either this story you're telling me..."
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"or another game of Clue against myself."
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"So make it good."
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"Oh, it's good. You see, after that night..."
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"none of us heard from Zoey for a while."
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"Finally, Ted called her up."
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"- Hello? - So, are we ever gonna see you again?"
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"Because, if I recall correctly, you owe me a date with your hot cousin."
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"You still want to do that?"
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"Yes. And we miss you."
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"But the cousin thing mostly. Let's get that goin'."
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"Don't worry, Ted. She's cute."
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"[Coughs] "Cute" means fat."
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"- She's not fat. - [Coughs]"
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""Not fat" means ugly. Whoa!"
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"Oop, here she is."
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"[Coughs] I take back everything I said."
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"Oh, that girl's extremely attractive."
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"- Hey, Zoey. - Hey."
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"Ted, this is my cousin."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, to be honest..."
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"I don't quite remember this girl's name... none of us do..."
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"because as this story has been told and retold..."
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"- we've always just referred to her as... - Honey."
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"Hi, Honey. I'm Ted."
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"And here's why."
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"She is a lovely person."
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"Warm, intelligent."
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"Just kind of gullible."
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"It's like every word out of her mouth..."
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"makes you wanna be, like, "Oh, Honey.""
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"Interesting. Show your work."
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"My apartment building is so safe."
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"My landlord, he even installed a security camera in my shower."
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"Oh, Honey."
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"Maybe I should feel weird..."
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"about giving a stranger my Social Security number..."
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"but the guy's a Nigerian prince."
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"Oh, Honey."
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"I just had a great TV audition..."
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"behind the K.F. C..."
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"where the executive producer works on the weekends."
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"Oh, Honey!"
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"Long story short..."
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"I'm gonna be on Lost. [Giggles]"
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"Oh, Honey."
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"I know. You just wanna wrap her up in a blanket..."
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"She's like this little lost lamb..."
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"who needs to be protected from the wolves."
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"Speaking of whom."
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"Yeah, I always get those e-mails from Michelle Obama, and sometimes Obama himself."
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"Ohhh, Honey."
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"[Robin] So the night went on..."
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"and eventually everyone went home..."
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"except for Ted and Honey..."
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"Why do they call 'em "coasters"?"
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"and Barney."
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"Okay, time to go home."
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"Ted, a word."
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"Oh, God, I hate these situations."
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"What are we gonna do about this?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Come on, Ted. It's obvious."
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"Honey's "vibing" on me."
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"- What? - It's called body language."
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"Remember when she was touching your arm and leaning in real close?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Well, while that was happening..."
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"the straw in her drink was pointed right at me."
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"I mean, that's as clear as a signal gets."
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"- Mm-hmm. - So I'm so sorry, man."
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"You're right. She's all yours, buddy."
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"I'd say hump her brains out, but someone obviously already has."
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"[Robin] Good for you."
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"Ted Mosby does not take advantage of poor helpless honeys."
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"Yeah, actually, there's another reason that I didn't go home with her."
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"- Hmm? - He's gay!"
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"Mom! Hang up!"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Yeah, actually, there's another reason that I didn't go home with her."
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"- Mmm. - I'm in love with Zoey."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Mom! - Sorry."
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"Ted's in love with Zoey?"
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"But... But she's married."
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"That boy needs an intervention."
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"Funny you should say that."
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"Does anyone know why we're here?"
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"[Lily] Yeah, who called this intervention?"
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"I did. It's for me."
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"- This is about the coffee breath. Finally! - No, it's the shoulder hair."
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"Guys, just let the man explain..."
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"how it's all about his wearing a ladies' watch."
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"It's because I'm in love with Zoey..."
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"and she's married, so it needs to stop."
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"And... intervene."
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"Are you sure it's love?"
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"[Sighs] Remember the ketchup bottle?"
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"When she reached for it, our fingers touched and..."
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"[Bottle Shatters]"
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"I knew, right in that moment, this isn't friendship."
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"This is love."
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"- Wuss. - Marcus!"
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"- This is a private conversation! God! - [Beeps]"
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"So what'd the wuss do next?"
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"This is love."
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"And this was my grandmother's watch."
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"Anyway, now I have only one course of action in front of me."
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"I have to end my friendship with Zoey."
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"- Isn't that a little harsh? - Harsh?"
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"Robin, a single guy and a married woman cannot be friends..."
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"if one's in love with the other."
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"Yeah, but Zoey is friends with us now too."
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"It's not like Ted can just ghost out on her. She'll always be around."
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"- Then what am I supposed to do? - Okay, just shut it down."
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"Okay, just ignore your feelings."
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"If she asks you for ketchup, tell her to get it her own damn self."
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