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Clips from New Girl - Injured (S01E01)

"- We were playing football, I tackled him. - That's not exactly how I saw it."
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"- Oh, my God. A growth. - Oh, no. Everything works."
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"I don't have time. I've got some writing I got to do."
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"What are you do...? Pfft!"
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"I thought my lifestyle choices would rub off on him."
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"Tried to set a good example."
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"What kind of dummy fixes a washing machine using a knife?"
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"It did not go well."
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"- That's, um... - Only way to get through it..."
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"- I had a cat that died. - Don't compare my dad to your cat."
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"You're right, I have to start doing things."
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""You don't have cancer." I blanked out. I think it's, like, a cyst or something."
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"Nick, go out 10 yards, cut left. Winston, go long, post right."
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"Jess, go out towards the parking lot. Get in the car. We'll meet you at the loft."
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"Oh, very funny. You're a comedian, Schmidt."
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"Hike!"
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"Schmidt! Come on!"
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"- Are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay."
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"- Nick. - Oh, my God!"
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"Nick, I'm so sorry."
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"- This is real! - Probably lateral sizer."
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"Shut up! Okay, let's go."
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"- Rotator cuff? - Can I...?"
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"- What do you need? - Nothing."
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"Please go far from me right now. I can taste my spine."
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"- Three or your four down there. Vertebrae. - Why is no one helping me?"
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"Not you!"
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"Not you!"
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"Hey, girl"
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"What you doing?"
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"Hey, girl"
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"Where you going?"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"It's Jess"
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"Are you sure you're okay?"
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"You're walking like a Disney witch. Let me drive to your doctor."
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"I don't have a doctor. I don't have insurance."
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"Nick, you need to see a doctor, if only to make sure yourjunk is clean."
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"- Don't go to doctors. - I'll take you to Sadie."
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"- Just look at you. She won't charge you. - I don't go to doctors!"
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"- Are you sure you're okay driving? - I'm fine. I've never been better."
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"I'm great. Thank you."
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"Feeling better already. See you guys back at the loft."
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"Oh, my God! - Oh!"
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"- What did you just...? - I'm okay."
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"- I'm okay. Don't worry. - What did you do?"
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"You hit my car!"
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"- I'm okay. - Oh."
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"Oh, Winston, relax."
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"Okay? Relax. That's all I did. I did this."
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"The rest was already there."
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"Actually, I think I undid a dent there."
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"I'm taking you to see my friend."
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"- Jess, no. - Now!"
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"So she's fitting us in between patients."
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"Jess..."
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"is Sadie a gynecologist?"
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"- No, she's an OB/GYN. - I'm gonna go."
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"- Different thing. - I'm gonna get out of here."
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"- Yeah? I don't think you are. - Aah."
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"Nick, she's a wizard with a speculum."
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"- Nick. - I don't have a vagina."
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"- You can take mine. Ha-ha."
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"- I heard that, sister. - True that."
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"Oh! - Ha, ha. Okay, you know what, Nick?"
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"I'm sorry that my only doctor friend is a gynecologist..."
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"but you're broke, so you're gonna have to shut your mouth..."
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"and you're gonna tag the things you want in this Lucky magazine."
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"We'll have to put this baby to bed."
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"No, Sherman, look, I don't think you understand, man."
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"This car has been with me through everything, so if you could just fix it."
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"- This is not officially a car anymore. - You didn't even buy the thing."
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"Given to you as an illegal recruitment gift from a college you didn't even go to."
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"Things happened in this car."
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"- Desert Storm? - Oh, things happened."
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"Is this your car? - Yeah."
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"Cool."
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"Anytime."
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"- Time to buy a new car. - You buy a new car."
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"I bought a new car."
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"- Not a good sound. - The keys."
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"You shouldn't call them keys. It's a paperclip that you start the car with."
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"See? That was the noise I was telling you about."
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"Shut up."
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"You don't have to sit like that."
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"It's the only way that it feels okay, Jess."
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"- Jess. - Sadie."
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"- Hey. - Hey. How are you?"
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"Good. How are you?"
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"- Good to see you again, Nick. - Hey."
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"Hi."
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"I'm surprised you got hurt. Such a big boy."
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"Jess tackled a girl I was dating once."
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"Oh, yeah. She tried to steal my overalls."
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"- Okay, so does that hurt? - Yeah, yeah. Yes!"
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"- All right. Does that hurt? - Aah, ha, ha. Ow!"
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"- All right. He can flip over. - Okay."
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"Okay."
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"So listen."
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"This is not an official examination."
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"I am not officially telling you you bruised your spine..."
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"and I'm not officially giving you these pills to manage the pain."
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"Okay."
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"- So... - Thank you."
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"- Don't take those pills. - Take the pills."
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"- Don't take those. - Take the pills."
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"- Nobody prescribed them. - Take them."
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"- No. - That's a code. Take them."
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"That's bad. Don't do that. - That means do it."
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"No. Those are designed..."
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"for severe menstrual cramps, so they should cure your baby backache."
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"Baby backache."
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"Wait. Stop."
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"Hey, take another sip of water."
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"- Yeah. - What?"
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"- What's wrong? - Your thyroid."
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"I noticed something while swallowing. Mind?"
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"- I don't know what choice I have. - Do it."
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"Okay, Jess. Stop."
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