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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Zephra Cares (S05E05)

"and did something actually great with it."
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"I think you should be on all the websites."
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"I mean, except for the incel ones."
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"4chan, 8chan..."
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"Just a heads up, you might be getting a call from my landlady."
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"Oh, fun!"
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"Oh, wait, is everything okay?"
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"It's just 'cause you cosigned the lease,"
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"and Bo and I were late on the rent last month."
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"She's crazy."
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"It's just, you know, groceries and kid expenses"
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"and then you get caught up in a pyramid scheme"
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"and then your husband breaks his tailbone"
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"All right, it checks out."
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"You'd be surprised how many people pose"
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"as corporate reps at charity events"
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"- Really? - How do they pull that off?"
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"- I'm not gonna tell you that. - Oh."
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"Sorry."
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"- "Richard Jewell." - Ah."
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"Anyway, thank you for coming and talking to me."
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"Hey, always happy to show off"
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"one of the leaders in our new Cloud 9 family."
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"This is a really cool event you've put together."
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"but I couldn't have done this without my team."
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"I mean, most of the credit goes to them."
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"Hey, hey!"
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"- Jeff? - What are you doing here?"
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"Thought I'd surprise you, check in on the event"
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"from the Cloud 9 side of things."
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"Oh, wow. You survived the acquisition?"
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"I mean, obviously they value your..."
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"Jeff, this is Isabel. She works at Zephra."
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"Oh, maybe I should call you Mommy."
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"Oh good, 'cause for a second I almost thought it was."
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"No, I'm from Digital Content."
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"Oh, very cool, very cool."
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"Listen, I'm gonna run inside and say hi to Mateo."
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"We've been playing phone tag"
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"and he's been it for, like, the whole time. Um..."
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"Great. Glad you approve."
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"I was 100% sure he'd been fired."
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"- He didn't get fired? - I know, it's insane."
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"Ooh, I didn't know we carried aged balsamic."
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"- Nice. - Oh, yeah, it's great."
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"Ah, that sounds amazing!"
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"Are you, like, a culinary student, or..."
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"Oh. [laughs]"
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"Ah, you could've fooled me."
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"[laughs]"
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"for Holloway House Women's Shelter?"
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"Thank you so much."
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"Tell Amy what?"
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"Oh, come on, Sandra. I was just being friendly."
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"Ugh. Close your legs, Jonah."
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"and if anything,"
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"Don't you dream about someday having what Jerry and I have?"
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"Of course... well, exactly what you and Jerry..."
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"it's fine, Sandra."
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"Hi. How's it going?"
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"Hope you didn't have any trouble"
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"finding those toe warmers."
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"- He's gonna die alone. - [scanner beeps]"
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"Look, Jeff, it's not gonna happen."
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"Oh. Oh, yeah?"
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"Mateo, that's amazing!"
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"I'm very happy for you."
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"How'd you guys meet, or I mean, have you met yet"
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"or is it maybe, like, an online thing?"
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"Actually, Amy introduced us."
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"He's her brother."
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"Oh, Amy did?"
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"That's so nice of her."
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"Hey, folks."
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"- How's that digital coming? - Good, yeah."
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"We're getting some good digital."
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"Actually, Amy's just showing me around a little"
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"before the buses come so I can get a sense"
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"of what she's like as a manager."
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"Does it?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"That... that would be great."
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"Nice. We'll make it a three-way."
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"Again, totally gay."
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"♪ Think of your fellow man ♪"
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"And this is the break room."
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"Um... oh, I..."
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"at the toaster, so I bought another one."
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"[both laugh]"
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"I think you got your headline there, "Manager buys toaster.""
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"That's helpful, Jeff. Thank you."
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"Oh, and also, I know how hard it is"
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"to eat healthy during long shifts,"
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"so I keep this cabinet full of healthy snacks for everyone."
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"Oof, that cabinet is pretty full."
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"Seems like people would rather die than eat that stuff."
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"Well, I just replenished it."
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"Yeah, and thank you for the"
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"Just messing with you, SpongeBob."
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"Sorry, I'm... I'm SpongeBob? Is..."
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"so avoid all hooks and low-hanging branches."
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"It'll pop your head clean off."
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"Huh. That's weird."
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"It looks like we're one package short."
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"One package?"
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"Wow, that's news to me."
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"You must've counted wrong."
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"I double-checked and everything."
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"It's fine. I'll just count 'em again myself."
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"Okay, so now you're saying I don't know how to count?"
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"Well, no offense, Garrett, but you did say "intensive purposes,""
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"which, apparently, is kind of dumb."
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"I'm one of the smartest people in the store."
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"Well, that's a bit of a stretch."
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""Garrett, he's clever and funny.""
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"Okay, then be clever and funny."
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"Well... no, not... it's not appropriate right now"
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"when we're missing a package."
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"I'll set you up for it, okay?"
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"A Polish guy and a blonde walk into a bar."
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