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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Zephra Cares (S05E05)

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
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"In fact, if I measured your gall level,"
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"What, you did... you did? Are you sure?"
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""what you had to do?""
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"I just... I farted in your office."
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"Ew. What?"
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"But if somebody is taking packages from a charity,"
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"that's a horrible person."
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"unless they're doing something"
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"equally charitable with the packages,"
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"but, you know, that would be really hard to know."
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"What am I gonna give these women?"
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"in my best friend's office again,"
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"I got you this."
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"This is a map of the night stars"
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"Sorry. I'm so sorry, Judy."
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"I just... this... I think there was a misunderstanding."
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"- Oh. - I was only being friendly."
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"I was definitely not flirting."
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"I guess I felt that that was understood"
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"you're gorgeous really, for your cohort."
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"He was just doing it for charity."
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"you did this to me for 57 cents?"
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"- What? - Tell you later."
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"- [indistinct chatter] - Sorry for the wait, ladies."
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"There's just tape"
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"and skin is so important for the face."
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"am I right, gals?"
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"Ladies, it's not like that."
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"I'm telling you, somebody just put this in my locker."
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"Well, actually, some of them are,"
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"but everyone deserves a second chance."
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"He's lying right now because he stole the stuff."
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"- So obvious. - Yeah, we all got that."
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"I gave them to the staff."
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"Our people are struggling, Amy."
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"Okay, you know what?"
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"Just... you're gonna have to get the packages back."
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"except you gave to the poor"
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"by stealing from the really poor."
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"He's picturing the fox Robin Hood."
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"Your total is $23.87."
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"Would you like to round up for charity?"
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"I'd rather not comment on your finances."
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"I did, but then I remembered again."
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"I don't like that."
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"Jerry, please calm down."
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"If you ever mess with my marriage again,"
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"Take notes, Jonah."
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"And yes, he reads magazines."
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"Coworkers helping each other."
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"One big Zephra family."
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"you know, just, like, helping an employee in need."
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"Oh, I'm not in need."
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"Yeah, we probably don't need a photo."
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"Yeah, I think maybe you don't wanna post those"
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"that Zephra employees get paid so little"
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"Oh, I don't really think anyone's connecting those dots."
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"Plus you guys look so awesome, right?"
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"Because when we reach out to others,"
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"we reach in to our hearts."
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"Today, let's show the world"
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"how much Zephra cares."
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"I'm not comfortable around tools or kids."
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"- Pass. - Okay, guys, relax."
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"You don't have to do any of the things"
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"All you have to do today"
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"is hand out these nifty care packages"
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"to the Holloway House Women's Shelter"
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"and ask our customers to round up"
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"to the nearest dollar for charity."
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"Cloud 9 never did any of this stuff,"
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"but I feel like Zephra cares."
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"Although Zephra is a fine company"
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"which I am not criticizing today"
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"But guys, Amy set his whole thing up."
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"she got local businesses to donate goods."
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"Okay, I'm confused."
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"Is Zephra good or bad?"
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"Glenn, come on. It's not that easy."
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"They did give us that Lyft discount though."
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"Today I got to ride in a Kia Soul."
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"Guys, believe the hype."
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"Well, I read Zephra does blood diamonds."
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"What do you mean by "does?""
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"Uh, I don't know. I didn't click on it."
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"I did hear that Zephra gives a lot of money"
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"We all heard that, Justine."
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"They said it, like, 12 times in the video."
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""Those communities might not be struggling"
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"It's a text from Jonah."
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"Butt text."
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"Buses from the shelter will be arriving all day,"
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"from the warehouse,"
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"or doing that waddle thing you do, whatever works."
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"Female hips, so..."
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"'cause they don't have a wristband?"
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"people in need without a wristband are dead to us."
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""Intensive purposes?""
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"I mean, you could say it both ways."
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"[laughs]"
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"You can, but one way makes you sound like an idiot."
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"You're lucky you're pretty."
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"All right, you know what? I know what it..."
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"you're lucky I'm pretty!"
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"You went way above and beyond."
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"and sticking it at checkout."
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"Yeah, I mean, breast cancer is so first thought."
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"You know, one in eight. Affects us all."
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"Anyway, I want Zephra to know you're kicking ass,"
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"so I got them to send someone"
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"to do a profile of you for the website."
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"Um, okay. Wow."
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"Well, I've never been profiled before."
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"I mean, except racially."
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"This could be really good for you, so sell yourself."
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"We'll talk after, okay? Bye."
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"No, no, it's... it's fine, it's fine."
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"it feels gross, and now I'm supposed to take a charity"
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"and make it all about me."
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