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Clips from Happy Days - The Best Man (S01E01)

"Why don't you have a glass of milk, Richard?"
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"You know, the noise and the cars and all the people."
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"Nobody got upset when the Kendalls had their tenth anniversary party."
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"Well, that was different."
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"Dad, I sure am glad that you're not gonna"
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"let our thickheaded neighbours push you around."
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"I mean, just because all the people are gonna be Negroes."
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"You are, huh?"
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"I really am."
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"- Well, I wonder who that can be. - It's probably Potsie."
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"He always smells food coming from our kitchen."
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"- Oh, Officer Kincaid. - All right, what's this all about?"
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"I caught him prowling the neighbourhood."
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"- I was taking a walk. - He told me he was staying here,"
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"but I've heard that one before."
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"I just wanted to let you know that your police force is on its toes."
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"It's more likely that they've got their foot in their mouth"
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"- because he is staying here. - He is staying here?"
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"Well, I didn't know. I mean, well, he's a stranger."
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"- You know what I mean? - Yeah, we all know what you mean."
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"I think you should know that he's not only a guest in our house"
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"but that I am gonna be the best man at his wedding."
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"And that wedding is gonna take place right here in this house."
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"Gee, I didn't know. Congratulations. I love weddings."
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"Thanks, but this is just for our family."
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"Care to join us for a sandwich?"
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"Oh, no, thanks, I never eat on duty. It dulls the senses."
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"Then you must have just had a big dinner."
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"- Is that the last of them, Fonzie? - Yeah."
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"I'll tell you, whoever sits in this one better have a good sense of balance"
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"or you're gonna have a lawsuit on your hands."
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"Yeah. Well, listen, I was sorry to bother you on a weekend like this"
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"but you're the only guy I knew who could get a truck."
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"Don't worry about it, huh? My boss ain't gonna miss the truck"
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"- a couple of hours. - Well, I appreciate it anyway."
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"It's all right, but your father owes me 5 bucks"
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"- along with your appreciation, right? - Oh, right, of course."
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"So you're gonna have a bunch of black people in here, huh?"
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"Well, Fonzie."
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"Hey, I didn't mean anything by it, you know."
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"I mean, I'll take any guy as long as he's cool, right?"
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"I'd rather know a cool black guy than an uncool white guy"
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"- and vice versa, if you get my drift. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"- I gotta go. - Okay. Thanks a lot, Fonzie."
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"- Pardon me, I'm Reverend Dawson. - Hey, that's cool. I'm Fonzie."
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"Later."
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"Is that a member of the wedding party?"
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"Oh, no, sir."
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"Oh, Howard, I think this wedding has become the talk of the town."
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"Mrs. Osgood from the church called, said that under the circumstances"
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"- I should turn in my bingo card. - Oh, that's nothing, Marion."
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"John Kendall next door is putting a "not for sale" sign in his yard."
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"Sarah Johnson told me her mother wouldn't let me play with her anymore."
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"If that's the way her parents feel,"
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"- you're better off. - Mom, Dad."
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"Oh, gracious. I hope I know how to play the "Wedding March.""
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"Mom, it goes:"
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"Excuse me, I think we're ready to start now."
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"Folks, I think we're ready to start the wedding now."
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"- Are you feeling better? - Yeah."
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"- You're lying, aren't you? - Yeah."
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"You always did make jokes at times like this."
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"- I remember the time... - You're stalling, Fred. Now, come on."
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"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today"
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"to unite this man and this woman"
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"- in the bonds of holy... - Excuse me."
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"What happened?"
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"Well, maybe he thought it was a rehearsal. Excuse me."
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"Marion, I'm going out to talk to Fred."
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"Will you try and keep these people entertained?"
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"- Daddy, why did he do that? - I knew he would run out on you,"
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"but I thought he would wait until after the wedding."
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"- Oh, Daddy. - Don't "Daddy" me."
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"Oh, sit down, everybody. There's been a slight delay."
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"Now, for your listening enjoyment, I'll play a few tunes."
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"Do you know any Count Basie?"
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"Fred, this is no time to be shooting baskets."
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"Don't you realise there's a lovely girl waiting inside"
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"while you're out here working up a sweat?"
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"It helps me to relieve the tension, Howard,"
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"and right now I am a very tense man."
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"You just got bachelor's cold feet. That's what it is."
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"Everybody gets it. Even Eskimos get cold feet."
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"It's not cold feet, Howard. It's more than that."
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"But what? Now, look, it's too late to have a last fling,"
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"if that's what you're thinking. There are people waiting in there."
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"Row, row, row your boat Gently down the stream"
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"- Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily - Row, row, row your boat"
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"- Row, row, row your boat - Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily"
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"- Gently down the stream - Life is but a dream"
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"Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Life is but a dream"
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"He ain't no Mitch Miller, I'll tell you that."
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"And another thing, I'm not too choked-up about this chair."
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"Look at this."
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"All right, Fred, what's bothering you? Is it your father-in-law?"
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"No, it's not that. It's the whole thing."
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"- I mean, getting married is hard. - What's hard about it?"
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"- You say I do and it's over. - Yeah, then I got a wife"
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"and then before you know it, I got a lot of kids."
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"- You don't like kids? - I love kids."
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"That's why I don't wanna go through with it."
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"This wedding has caused us nothing but trouble. And why?"
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"Because you're white and I'm black."
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"Fred, you and I aren't getting married."
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"That's why I don't wanna bring kids into this world right now."
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"I mean, the fighting over this wedding has made me realise it."
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"The smith, a mighty man is he, With large and sinewy hands,"
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"The muscles of his brawny arms Are stronger than iron bands."
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"They gotta be kidding me."
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"I think I'll go back to France. Things are different over there."
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"Oh, so that's a solution? Just run away?"
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"- Yeah. - Well, you can't."
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"- Well, why not? - Because you love Carol."
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"And she loves you and you should have kids."
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"And maybe the kids will change things."
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"- Oh, Howard. - Listen, Fred."
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"When I was a kid in the '30s, things were terrible."
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"Okay, here it is the '50s and they're a little better."
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"Who knows what it's gonna be like in the '60s?"
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"Yeah, but it's hard."
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