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Clips from Batman - Rats Like Cheese (S01E01)

"That depends. It depends, uh.."
Batman
"Ultimately of course, you will die, but how, when, where."
Batman
"Mercilessly fast or agonizingly slow."
Batman
"- Depends. - Depends on what?"
Batman
"- On you. - Me?"
Batman
"And me."
Batman
"On how you act and how I feel when the time comes."
Batman
"I-It depends."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[Freeze laughing]"
Batman
"You fool. You fool!"
Batman
"I warned you against sudden changes in temperature."
Batman
"Cold, frigid, frosty air"
Batman
"freezing your lungs solid like icicle."
Batman
"Now you know how I fell when the air is warm"
Batman
"and I cannot breathe like you cannot now."
Batman
"You are freezing, yeah?"
Batman
"If I choose I can make you freeze to death."
Batman
"But not yet."
Batman
"Not yet."
Batman
"You must not die too easy."
Batman
"Now."
Batman
"Press a button."
Batman
"Nice warm 76 degrees temperature."
Batman
"With this, I control your every move."
Batman
"I can decide where you can go and where you cannot go."
Batman
"Now, you follow nice hot path to dining room."
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"Did I forget to mention that we have another guest for dinner?"
Batman
"Somebody who just decided to drop in."
Batman
"Come-come, you two."
Batman
"You've scarcely said two words to each other the whole meal."
Batman
"What's the matter? You don't like me roast beef?"
Batman
"Oh, I know. It's the spinach."
Batman
"Let the boy go. He's never done you harm."
Batman
"His only crime was disobeying my order not to fallow me"
Batman
"by planting that homing device on me."
Batman
"You have my deepest sympathy, Batman."
Batman
"Unfortunately, the boy now knows this hideout so what can I do?"
Batman
"Ah, Baked Alaska."
Batman
"My favorite dessert."
Batman
"We will have with it, uh, some of this very special liqueur."
Batman
"Chilled ever so slightly."
Batman
"Uh, 10 seconds in my hands.."
Batman
"...cools it properly."
Batman
"- Nice and cold. - None for me, thank you."
Batman
"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you do not drink."
Batman
"Then have your Baked Alaska."
Batman
"You know, in some ways I-I'm so sorry that"
Batman
"I have to destroy such charming people."
Batman
"- It is a great pity. - Mr. Freeze.."
Batman
"...give yourself up."
Batman
"We can get help for you. Medical help."
Batman
"In prison?"
Batman
"'No, you must pay for what you did to me.'"
Batman
"For forcing me to live like this."
Batman
"Never again to know the warmth of a summer breeze."
Batman
"Never to feel the heat of burning logs in winter time."
Batman
"Revenge."
Batman
"That is what I need."
Batman
"Revenge! I will have revenge!"
Batman
"Now!"
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Batman! The cold!"
Batman
"Sorry, slipped on the Baked Alaska."
Batman
"You tried. That's the true measure of a man."
Batman
"Whether you win or lose, to try."
Batman
"And now, you will know what it feels like to freeze to death."
Batman
"Slowly."
Batman
"Slowly."
Batman
"Slowly."
Batman
"Ha ha ha. Charming, isn't it?"
Batman
"Yeah, very charmed."
Batman
"Now, I press the button and there's only room for one."
Batman
"- Stay! - No, Batman."
Batman
"That's an order, boy."
Batman
"This is fun."
Batman
"Now, Robin will be able to watch you die first."
Batman
"Batman.."
Batman
"In a few seconds you will not be able to move at all."
Batman
"Now, tell me, Batman, how does it feel?"
Batman
"How does it feel to freeze to death?"
Batman
"Right, on the button. Turnabout is fair play."
Batman
"[gasping]"
Batman
"Naturally, you didn't know I was wearing my"
Batman
"special super thermal B-long underwear"
Batman
"for extreme cold."
Batman
"You mean, you pretended to freeze?"
Batman
"It'll be a colder day than 50 below zero"
Batman
"before you beat Batman, Mr. Freeze."
Batman
"Help me! Help me!"
Batman
"Freeze him an area jail cell size."
Batman
"Batman! Up! Up, up!"
Batman
"[gunshots]"
Batman
"The guns, drop them."
Batman
"Back to the cooler, Dr. Shivel."
Batman
"I'd say the odds are even."
Batman
"[theme music]"
Batman
"Ah! This is.."
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"What took you so long?"
Batman
"I phoned you before I came in here an hour ago."
Batman
"We took a wrong turn off route 49."
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"(male #1) 'Say "cheese."'"
Batman
"Oh, get hip. Not cheese."
Batman
"Mr. Freeze."
Batman
"Alright, one more, one more. Thank you, thank you."
Batman
"Thank you. Well, commissioner.."
Batman
"[indistinct talking]"
Batman
"Bruce."
Batman
"Oh, you old stick-in-the-muds."
Batman
"Off to a silly board meeting in the middle of a baseball game."
Batman
"How could you?"
Batman
"Work before pleasure, princess."
Batman
"How do you feel after your ordeal, Paul?"
Batman
"Great! Feel like pitching tomorrow."
Batman
"We can sure use you, especially against those Motor City wheels."
Batman
"Oh, I wish Batman and Robin could've been here."
Batman
"I would love to have thanked them personally for this."
Batman
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