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Clips from Batman - Rats Like Cheese (S01E01)

"I'm dying to watch Paul Diamante pitch."
Batman
"Is he really as good as they say?"
Batman
"Better! Like real cool, ma'am.."
Batman
"I mean, Your Royal Highness."
Batman
"(man on speaker) 'Attention, your attention, please.'"
Batman
"'Change in the line-up.'"
Batman
"'Pitcher for the Gotham City Eagles, number 77'"
Batman
"'Denny Allen for Paul Diamante.'"
Batman
"'Apparently, Paul Diamante is..'"
Batman
"'Well, we're not sure what happened.'"
Batman
"[audience jeering]"
Batman
"I don't understand."
Batman
"[airplane sputtering] I'm beginning to."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Diamante means diamond in Spanish."
Batman
"I thought Batman was out of danger. What does this mean?"
Batman
"Uh, if you'll excuse us, princess. I'm sorry."
Batman
"I've forgotten that we have a board meeting at"
Batman
"the Bruce Wayne Foundation scheduled for this afternoon."
Batman
"Well, I never.."
Batman
"Our only clue. According to Diamante's landlady"
Batman
"These three rather disreputable men"
Batman
"visited Diamante's apartment this morning."
Batman
"When she up to clean the apartment"
Batman
"..no Diamante, only this note."
Batman
""You will soon hear my terms.""
Batman
"That's all?"
Batman
"- And this. - Mr. Freeze. Who else?"
Batman
"Afraid you're right."
Batman
"[telephone ringing]"
Batman
"Commissioner Gordon speaking."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"(Freeze on telephone) 'Ah-ha-ha, commissioner. You still there?'"
Batman
"We're all here, listening. Chief O'Hara, Batman, Robin."
Batman
"(Freeze) 'Batman, perfect. Absolutely perfect.'"
Batman
"'You are there and I am here with your most precious diamond'"
Batman
"'from the baseball diamond.'"
Batman
"'Clever, yeah? Diamond from the diamond.'"
Batman
"- 'Speak to them.' - 'This is Paul Diamante.'"
Batman
"'This kookie character has me holed up out here'"
Batman
"'in the wildest pad.'"
Batman
"'Some creeps chloroformed me this morning, brought me here.'"
Batman
"- Mr. Freeze. - 'Yeah.'"
Batman
"How much do you want for Diamante's release?"
Batman
"(Freeze) 'How much I want? Ha ha ha.'"
Batman
"'Nothing, not one single mark.'"
Batman
"'I mean, uh, cent.'"
Batman
"- 'No money. None.' - Then what?"
Batman
"'Simple, very simple.'"
Batman
"'I will trade even. One baseball pitcher...for..'"
Batman
"'...one Batman.'"
Batman
"Absolutely out of the question."
Batman
"As protector of our city, I cannot allow you"
Batman
"to deliberately jeopardize your very life."
Batman
"Over me dead body you'll go."
Batman
"Sorry, Diamante is the idol of millions of"
Batman
"impressionable young lads who look up to him."
Batman
"He must live to inspire the youth of today"
Batman
"who will be the men of tomorrow."
Batman
"I accept your terms. Where and when do we meet?"
Batman
"(Freeze) 'Alone?'"
Batman
"You may speak freely. No one's listening in."
Batman
"I'll be there."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"Robin, this is one time I'll have to go out alone."
Batman
"I gave my word."
Batman
"(male narrator) A hot flash for the chilly Mr. Freeze."
Batman
"Will Robin just stand by?"
Batman
"If Muhammad won't come to the mountain, Master Dick"
Batman
"the mountain must come to Muhammad."
Batman
"Time for afternoon tea."
Batman
"Holy interruptions."
Batman
"Who has time for afternoon tea at a time like this?"
Batman
"Wellington did. Even at Waterloo."
Batman
"Well, I suppose a little extra energy wouldn't hurt."
Batman
"- Uh, where's Mister Bruce? - There."
Batman
"What?"
Batman
"I secretly planted a homing device on him."
Batman
"Secretly? Master Dick, am I to understand that you've been"
Batman
"shadowing the master without his knowledge or approval?"
Batman
"Holy Sherlock Holmes. How can I help him"
Batman
"if I don't know where he is?"
Batman
"- He's in danger then. - Plenty."
Batman
"- Where? - There."
Batman
"Right in the middle of nowhere."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"[helicopter whirring]"
Batman
"You okay, Paul? Take it easy."
Batman
"I think so. Batman?"
Batman
"Take it easy."
Batman
"I'm prepared to fulfill my part of the bargain."
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"Mr. Diamante, you A-okay?"
Batman
"What happened? Robin, the boy wonder."
Batman
"Take it easy. They've got Batman. I've been following 'em."
Batman
"I secretly planted a homing device on him."
Batman
"Watch that pitching arm."
Batman
"[music continues]"
Batman
"(male narrator) Later, in the super refrigerated hideout"
Batman
"Batman is gradually recovering"
Batman
"after the cowardly attack behind his back."
Batman
"[dramatic music]"
Batman
"My utility belt."
Batman
"Is this what you're looking for?"
Batman
"Very ingenious, this utility belt."
Batman
"Bat-rope, Bat-arang, explosives"
Batman
"gas pellets and other things."
Batman
"Such imagination."
Batman
"A most useful thing to have. When you have it."
Batman
"If I were you, Batman"
Batman
"I would not try to move from your nice heated area."
Batman
"It is not only foolish"
Batman
"to go from a nice warm 76 degrees temperature"
Batman
"to a 50 degree below zero temperature."
Batman
"It is also very dangerous to the system."
Batman
"You see, even through your glove"
Batman
"the cold air penetrates like a thousand needles."
Batman
"Am I not right?"
Batman
"- I am right. - You're right, you cold fish."
Batman
"What next?"
Batman
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