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Clips from Shameless - But at Last Came a Knock (S01E01)

"- Oh, shit! - Keep going! Oh...!"
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"Want to go to the planetarium tonight and get high?"
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"Doing what? Danielle?"
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"Are we still on for Friday night?"
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"Can you give me a hint?"
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"Yeah, but... I'm not gonna."
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"Crucial Confrontations."
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"Haven't seen you here in a while."
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"Been kind of busy, Simon."
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"I got a signed first edition of Harry Potter."
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"Overrated. Made a better movie than a book."
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"And now with all those kid actors grown up,"
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"they're scarier looking than the villains."
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"Hey, can you help me on the computers?"
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"Steve... W-W-Wilson?"
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"Wilton? You kind of need to know"
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"what the name is before you can look it up."
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"Try Wilton, in Lake Forest."
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"There are zero in Illinois,"
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"but there are 15 of them nationwide."
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"Can you do it backwards?"
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"Notliw? No. I mean,"
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"Hey, um, maybe sometime we could just casually hang out."
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"Fine. Fine, yes, we can casually hang out."
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"1055 North Ave."
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"It says the property owners"
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"Hello, Ms. D-lish."
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"Cool, then we can, uh, hang out sometime?"
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"We just did."
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"She opened an ING Direct Savings account."
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"concert tickets. Yikes. Wish I had it."
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"Maybe you should take Mrs. Niedereiter up on her offer."
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"Well, that should do it, Mrs. Niedereiter."
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"There are a lot of dark corners around my house"
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"Well, no, but... I could smash her birdhouse again."
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"Hey..."
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"what do you think of Steve?"
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"Ass is kind of small; not really my type."
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"You about to retreat and count your wounded?"
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"No."
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"Just... just want to know if I should trust him."
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"Okay."
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"Hi. Come in."
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"Jonah, baby! Mama missed you so much!"
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"Hi, baby. Hi."
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"I'm Kev."
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"Mm-hmm. This is my wife, Veronica."
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"Hello. Good afternoon."
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"How you doing?"
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"I'm Andrea Johnson from DCFS,"
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"and I'm here to observe the home visit today."
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"then Baby Jonah may stay overnight."
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"Is your voice dressed up for Halloween?"
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"Think we don't know how to... raise a child?"
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"Come to tell me I don't know"
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"how to be a mother."
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"What do you mean? Oh, please, have a seat."
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"That girl's only 13 years old,"
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"but she's still got her parental rights."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah, I feel you."
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"Mm."
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"Oh! Baby Jonah!"
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"You're hung like a little bear, aren't you?"
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"Hey, Andrea?"
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"An-dray-ah. An-dray-ah."
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"You think we could apply to get Baby Jonah"
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"as a foster kid, too?"
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"That's gonna be a crap-load of paperwork for me,"
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"All right, then, uh, Eddie's just down in the basement."
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"He'll be right up."
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"And, of course,"
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"you will all get your shoes back"
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"when you go, so don't worry."
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"It'd be great if mine came back shined."
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"Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho...!"
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"That would be great!"
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"Ah, but at last came a knock,"
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"with no lock to lock."
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"Robert Frost... I was a poetry major in college."
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"Oh, sweetie. Okay, open your Bibles to Psalms 127,"
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"Okay, uh... verses three to five."
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"Okay."
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"You guys are all... okay."
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"Oh, you are ripe!"
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"Oh, nothing a little Puerto Rican bath can't fix."
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"Oh... honey."
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"Where were you last night?"
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"They needed a little Frankie time."
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"- Oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. - Sorry, folks."
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"Had a little plumbing issue."
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"The house's, not mine."
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"Frankie boy, how's it hanging?"
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"Jesus, it's hard to take a piss with this thing on."
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"This from the escalator thing at the mall?"
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"closing on your ankle. Right."
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"I haven't been the same since."
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"Yeah. All I need is your signature and Monica's,"
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"and the money is all yours..."
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"of a third of it, that goes to me."
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"Plus expenses."
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"Sounds fair."
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"Me... and Monica."
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"Yay."
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"That was a hell of warm-up."
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"Unfortunately, those aren't the originals."
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"and do it in person."
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"What? I'm supposed to take off work to go do this?"
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"Of course not, because as you know,"
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"those injury's prevented you from working, remember?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"Hey, look at that."
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"Client just went into labor."
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"Is that gonna be a problem, getting Monica to sign?"
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"No. Why-why would it be a problem?"
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"If memory serves, she was a summa cum laude cunt."
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"Yeah, well, she was"
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"I have a phone number. I'll make it happen."
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"Uh-huh. I hope so."
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"She's a joint claimant on this thing."
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