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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Return to Skyfire (S05E05)

"- To get people excited,"
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"and you have to wait six weeks for the album to come out."
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"She's great. I'm not apologizing."
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"- So Parlov contacted Terry because he knows"
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"Sarge is a super-fan and can be manipulated."
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"another chance to manipulate him."
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"is it possible Parlov actually likes Sarge's writing?"
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"- Read the first sentence."
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"- Yep, Parlov did it. - Very much so."
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"that his fantasy novel stinks."
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"This is the hardest part of being a cop."
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"- Now, there are issues with RFLP testing,"
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"as there are with every technique, but..."
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"Captain, I thought you said"
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"your friend removed his mask and left."
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"- I forgot to lube up his face."
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"- That is incredibly careless."
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"- I know, and it means we won't receive"
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"our certification, and I'm okay with that."
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"Unless my honesty-- - No, it's off the table."
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"- And I'm okay with that."
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"- Well, anyway, RFLP testing"
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"was designed to localize genetic disorders, and it--"
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"- Ooh, my cousin Donna has a genetic disorder"
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"where her lips were made of cartilage,"
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"meaning her mouth is technically a beak."
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"- I don't see how that pertains to anything--"
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"- No, let him talk. I want to hear it."
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"- Well, she runs marathons"
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"to raise money for other people afflicted with "bird-face.""
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"There are only two of them."
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"They're her kids."
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"Funny seeing you here."
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"Oh, that reminds me."
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"I have to tell you something. What was it?"
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"- Out with it, Peralta."
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"- Okay, fine. Here it goes."
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"He only said he liked it so I wouldn't figure out"
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"he and Lawson stole their own manuscripts."
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"- You figured it out. - Well, I had a gut feeling,"
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"so I went digging."
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"I got a warrant for Parlov's browser history."
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"He searched "how to liquidate Bitcoins""
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"- Man, I bet that browser history was a nightmare, huh?"
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"- Oh, you have no idea. - Yeah."
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"- Anyway, I questioned them, and they confessed."
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"- I can't go to prison, okay?"
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"I know I seem tough, but I'm not."
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"I went to Bennington."
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"didn't like your book."
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"At least I won't waste any more time"
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"trying to be a writer."
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"- Wait, let me ask you a question."
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"- Nope. - Wasn't talking to you."
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"- Yeah. I look back at my old cases"
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"it took me to figure things out."
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"and you kept working, and now,"
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"I don't have a good sense of your age--"
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"you're a great cop who got a "gut feeling""
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"and solved a huge case."
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"- So you think I should keep writing?"
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"- I mean, you might not become a huge famous author,"
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"but you'll get better,"
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"and if it makes you happy,"
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"it can't be that bad."
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"Sheryl Crow, she's great. I won't apologize."
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"didn't start writing the first "Crimson Portal" novel"
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"until she was 60."
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"I started reading it because the character looks like me."
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"- Rosa, you did get hooked, you big nerd!"
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"- This heroine is my heroin."
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"- Oh, such a dweebus. I love it!"
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"- Speaking of which, Parlov's laptop is in evidence."
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"Want to go read the new "Skyfire" book?"
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"- Oh, I don't know."
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"I mean, he's such a bad guy."
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"Do we even like his books anymore?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"both: * Sharpen your swords"
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"* And string your bows"
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"* The beasts have gone away"
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"- Not a doctor. - Shh."
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"No. - No."
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"A full-scale replica of the sword of Opadoma."
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"You're probably great at writing, too."
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"you kind of tend to always"
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"Everything."
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"were not recognized in the state."
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"reading Terry's book, and it's terrible."
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"with Vaseline first."
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"What do we do?"
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"* Mask, mask on"
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"- Captain Holt?"
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"- It's the one headed toward the service elevator."
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"- He couldn't have gotten far. He can't see."
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"to the M&M's store in Times Square."
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"- It's not."
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"- I can't believe it!"
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"- It's "Smowg," by the way--"
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"Oh, but they cahooted, Rosa."
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"three days before the laptops were stolen."
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"which makes us eligible to receive a grant"
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"- Sarge, I'm sorry."
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"so you guys could still get certified."
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"- Ew. - I'm sorry Parlov"
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"* The beasts have gone away"
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"- He's going for the briefcase."
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"NYPD. Let me see your hands."
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"[tense music]"
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"We're gonna leave you in here..."
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"and I'm gonna stay up all night reading it."
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"do anything until we've seen all the evidence."
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"but if we don't, are you willing to pay the ransom?"
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"- Welcome back."
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"- [muffled groaning]"
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"- * Mask on, mask on"
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"- Scully, what do you want?"
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"Terry's writing sucks. Parlov is lying to him."
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