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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Return to Skyfire (S05E05)

"derail these things with personal stories."
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"- That's how I learn. I relate course material"
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"to my experiences."
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"- Subjective learning."
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"- I know it's important, so I promise,"
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"I won't tell any stories,"
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"though sometimes they do come in handy."
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"- Charles. - I am so sorry."
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"I slipped right into it."
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"I'll be good."
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"- This is my room, right over here."
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"Listen, I need just a moment to clean up."
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"I had a female visitor in earlier today"
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"She got smears of green body paint"
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"all over everything."
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"- He was talking about his penis."
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"- I know, Jake. - He pulls, Rosa."
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"He pulls. That's all I'm saying."
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"- I can't believe you told him about my book."
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"- I'm sorry, Terry, but now"
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"D.C. Parlov is going to read what you wrote!"
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"How cool is that?"
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"- He's pretty cool. - Right?"
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"You haven't even told me what it's about yet."
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"- Well, it's the story of a Gorgon warrior..."
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"- Awesome. - Who betrays his bloodline..."
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"- How could he? - To marry a Cloud Princess..."
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"- He did it for love. - Even though"
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"their families are at war. - No!"
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"All right, no more spoilers. Send it over to me,"
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"- It's only 150 pages. - I'm gonna stay up"
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"and we need to make a good impression."
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"If you need to cough..."
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"cough now."
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"- [coughing obnoxiously]"
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"- My God, what if I hadn't said anything?"
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"Nobody sucks up like a Boyle."
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"Our scoliosis allows us"
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"to bow more deeply than normal people."
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"- Huh, here's an idea: Santiago and I will impress him"
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"with the depth of our forensic knowledge,"
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"and you can wow him"
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"with your stoic, silent demeanor."
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"- Stoic. Ah."
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"- Good morning, everyone."
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"Sorry I'm late. Just had to deal"
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"with some family issues."
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"Cousins, right?"
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"Okay, before we get technical,"
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"let's talk a bit about the history of blood."
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"Does anyone here know any hemophiliacs?"
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"- Now, they played a vital role"
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"in the development of modern forensics."
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"- My cousin Torvald is a hemophiliac,"
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"I say "wife," but it's a common-law marriage."
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"For the longest time, Boyle wedding ceremonies"
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"- Well, here's the situation:"
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"which contained the unpublished manuscript"
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"The person left this note."
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"- "We have your book."
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""Pay us $500,000 in the next 24 hours"
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""or we leak it online."
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"The first five chapters are now up.""
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"- They've been downloaded 85,000 times."
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"- Well, we should probably go online"
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"and read those chapters in case there's some clues in there,"
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"- Oh that's already been revealed."
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"both: Unless the prophecy of Dorgon"
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"is indeed true!"
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"But that would mean--"
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"- You seem pretty calm for somebody"
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"- Because I know who took it."
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"- He was on that panel. He writes"
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""The Shadowbringer Saga." It's garbage."
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"- So why would Lawson want to steal your manuscript?"
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"- We both have books coming out this fall,"
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"and we have a rather public bet"
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"about whose is going to sell better."
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"I believe he's leaking my manuscript online"
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"just to hurt my sales."
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"You should arrest him. - Well, we're not going to"
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"- If this book fails,"
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"that's the end of "Skyfire.""
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"- Let's go take this son of a bitch down!"
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"Mr. Lawson? NYPD."
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"- Let me guess: you're here about the stolen manuscript?"
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"- So you admit you did it? Well, that was easy."
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"- What? No. Someone stole my manuscript,"
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"both: By Zorton's Sword!"
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"- It's the exact same note Parlov got."
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""The Skyfire Cycle" makes "The Shadowbringer Saga""
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"look like "The BeastWorm Chronicles.""
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"- You see, Rosa, "The BeastWorm Chronicles""
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"are one of the more simplistic--"
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"- Don't care. - Yeah."
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"- You know what? My books say something, okay?"
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"I was the only one brave enough to tackle elf molestation."
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"- Guys, calm down. You're both victims."
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"Now, do you have any enemies in common?"
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"- Let me think about that. Parlov is my enemy,"
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"but he's also his own enemy,"
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"because he's such a boring and repetitive writer."
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"He just keeps killing off characters,"
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"resurrecting them, and killing 'em off again."
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"- Because of the Chrysalis Orb!"
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"Uh, sorry."
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"Police officer, on a case."
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"But we will need you to both generate"
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"actual lists of people that might want to hurt you."
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"- We have 24 hours to figure this out,"
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"- I'd do anything to get my book back."
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"I mean, you understand. You're a writer."
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"- Do you hear that, Terry? He called you a writer."
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"Terry, did you hear? Terry?"
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"Well, Terry's broken. Write up those lists."
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"We're on the case."
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"So today, I want to focus on"
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"facial reconstruction."
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"For over a century, we used plaster casts"
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"to help identify decomposed John and Jane Does."
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