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Clips from The Simpsons - The Winter of Our Monetized Content (S31E31)

"Milhouse? Why are you in detention?"
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"That seems pretty arbitrary."
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"Uh, why am I here?"
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"(gasps) They're packing detention"
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"But why?"
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"Why do corporations do anything?"
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"I need 100 Caitlyns, 100 Kaitlyns"
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"Oh, my mom's picking me up."
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"She'll be frantic!"
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"Oh, they said I could pick him up at midnight."
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"You want something stamped?"
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"Strike! Strike! Strike!"
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"Strike! Strike! Strike!"
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"Strike! Strike! Strike!"
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"'Cause our history books end in the 1930s."
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"Thanks, guys."
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"Hey, son! I kind of missed you."
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"I kind of missed you, too."
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"Aw."
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"COMIC BOOK GUY: Okay, they're hugging."
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"I have not been so angry"
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"since I saw every Star Wars since the second."
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"They are no longer my heroes!"
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"Kumiko, we are changing the Comic-Con costumes."
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"We're going back to our old costumes--"
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"Sailor Moon and the Moon."
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"ALL: Hey, there, Chalmers,"
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"These Norma Rae-sinets refuse to back down."
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"In other news, the Pope has died."
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"My corporation has a deal with this school"
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"to provide free... kishly happy workers."
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"You better fix this and fast."
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"I think I have an answer."
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"I know people who will do anything for money"
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"the teachers."
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"¶ Well, I been workin' in a coal mine ¶"
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"¶ Workin' in a coal mine ¶"
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"I hate them and I... Uh-oh."
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"So, because people think you like each other,"
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"you're has-beens."
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"Deader than MySpace."
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"15 minutes of lame."
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"Why are you still here around me?"
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"Please help us. It hurts so much to know"
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"that no one is clicking me or liking me."
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"They might have no opinion."
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"I can't live with that!"
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"There is one thing that show business loves."
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"We are going to put you out in front"
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"of some of the greatest influencers"
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"and tastemakers alive."
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"What do you say to BHB2?"
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"It stands for "Bart Homer Brand 2," you moron."
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"Is it a pill?"
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"Or the other end?"
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"in the western hemisphere."
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"There's Detonator,"
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"What's your side quest, Demon?"
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"-Uh, well, I... -Terminate dialogue tree."
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"Return to main quest."
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"Hmm."
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"Hey, there's Leslie Sky."
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"She does makeup tutorials with veiled white nationalism."
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"For the foundation, we can either go with brown,"
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"Oh, my God, it's Jurgen,"
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"First we take the burger box from the bag, yeah."
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"Carefully open the box so it can be reclasped."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Robust hinging."
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"And winter comes."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Mortal Kombat: Live Online."
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"Doesn't "mortal" mean "dead"?"
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"Um, it can, but it's just a figure of speech."
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"Oh, if you did, that would be great."
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"But let's play it by ear."
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"Okay, guys,"
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"when you're in combat,"
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"definitely killing each other,"
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"it's important to feature your sponsored weapons."
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"Bart, you're promoting Netflix."
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"Got it? And Trident gum."
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"Homer, you're repping Axe Body Spray"
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"and Trident Spearmint gum."
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"Do you get it, Homer?"
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"The product things match the words."
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"I don't know, this seems kind of lame."
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"You know what's not lame?"
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"An audience of 200 livestreams"
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"while you kill your own father."
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"Or whatever. Feel it out."
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"I don't know, I'm gonna need some more inspiration."
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"(gasps) Oh, my God, is it really you?"
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"(sniffing)"
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"(gasps) It is."
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"ANNOUNCER (over speakers): Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"YouTubers, Instagrammers,"
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"you loved them in their smackdown at Panda Express."
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"Homer and Bart Simpson!"
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"Do I smell fear?"
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"You're smelling the refreshing scent of Axe Body Spray."
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"(shrieks)"
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"I don't know, Dad. This just doesn't feel right."
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"I don't want to fight you."
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"(audience booing)"
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"Who'd have thought that two guys from such different worlds"
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"could connect like us?"
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"(audience groaning)"
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"Quit using your words!"
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"(train horn blaring)"
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"(singing upbeat melody)"
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"Hello. I'm Homer Simpson."
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"And this is episode two of Walkoff Homer."
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"Today's question: are sports talk shows"
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"a complete and utter waste of time?"
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"We will get to the bottom of this"
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"Five hours?"
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"I can't get my point across in five hours."
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"My whole career depends on me"
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"never quite getting to the finish."
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