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Clips from The Simpsons - The Winter of Our Monetized Content (S31E31)

"The question is how much money have you made?"
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"-Factor in overhead. -Of course."
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"Got it. Nothing."
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"The question was rhetorical, you idiots."
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"(chuckles) Sorry about the "idiots" thing."
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"But what you need to do is monetize."
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"-Monetize! Monetize! -Monetize! Monetize!"
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"Wait, what are we talking about?"
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"-¶ ¶ -Perhaps you are familiar"
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""Monkey smells finger and falls out of tree.""
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"Hmm. No, I've never seen..."
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"Oh, my... Oh..."
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"Oh, that monkey!"
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"(sighs)"
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"And the-the monkey!"
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"He smelled his finger."
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"(sighs) Smell."
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"That monkey and that monkey's estate"
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"made zero dollars."
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"If he had signed with me,"
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"I mean, just hypothetically,"
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"Monkey Finger Sniff sponsorships"
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"and a spot on Weekend Update on SNL."
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"What this monkey didn't sniff was opportunity."
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"In the next five minutes, you'll get more views"
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"than the entire rebooted Murphy Brown."
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"Ugh, such high hopes."
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"Not the same without Eldin."
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"Now, this fight, you're gonna get kickback from..."
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"-Duff Beer? -Look at your shirt."
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"Oh!"
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"Hey, label to camera."
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"(groaning)"
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"You guys just earned your first quarter."
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"Silicon Valley!"
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"How the Web Was Won."
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"Monetize."
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"-¶ ¶ -(clock ticking)"
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"LISA: Look at us,"
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"the princess,"
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"more bullies,"
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"the Ralph"
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"and me, the smart kid no one gets."
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"Yet, maybe, by the end of the day,"
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"This is what I needed to break through the..."
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"Lisa, you don't belong here."
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"Oh, thank God. So long, delinquents!"
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"Your detention is being held in our new facility, the R.O.C.C."
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"Welcome to the Remote On-site Correctional Center."
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"How can something be both remote and on-site?"
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"All right, wisenheimer."
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"You just earned yourself a day in the H.O.L.E.."
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"-(door squeaks open) -(grunt)"
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"There's nothing in here but old Goosebumps books."
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"Fine. Read those."
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"They aren't scary. They aren't scary!"
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"What happened to regular detention?"
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"Well, because we could no longer afford"
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"any after-school activity,"
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"the school district has outsourced detention."
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"Welcome to Misbehavior Solutions,"
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"You privatized detention?"
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"Lisa, you have to understand."
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"Anyone who's done anything remotely poor"
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"is in private prison."
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"Oh, did I say "poor"? I meant wrong."
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"No more questions."
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"So, how's the monetizing going?"
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"Pick again."
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"Please pick the other hand."
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"All right, I'm just gonna show you the check."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"$5,000!"
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"This will come in handy when I buy a boat!"
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"Now, for the really big money,"
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"-I sold the location rights to your next fight. -HOMER: Huh?"
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"No, no, no. This needs to be a discussion."
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"It's here in this fried chicken restaurant."
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"End of discussion."
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"You see, this place has an image problem."
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"They've had nine salmonella deaths"
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"and one fried pinky in the past week."
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"Mmm..."
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"salmonella."
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"to change the conversation."
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"If there's a regional, casual dining chain"
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"that needs my help, I'm there!"
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"My heroes."
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"Okay, kind of, you know, fake nibble."
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"-Pretend you're enjoying the thighs. -I am."
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"Whatever. I'm on my fourth bucket."
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"Sad. Okay, just action."
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"(whimpers, yells)"
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"And escalate and escalate."
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"Views, views, views."
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"Feel the burn. Literally sit in it."
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"Look at those view numbers fly."
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"I-I shouldn't say this."
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"No, I-I'm gonna say it."
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"Okay, I say it a lot."
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"-I love that guy. -Best guy."
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"We have so many sick sponsored fights lined up."
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"Violence is the best."
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"Dad, you're holding my hand."
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"Is that weird?"
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"I've seen it in books."
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"Nah, I'm good, but thanks."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Your money's no good here."
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"You're a celebrity now, Mr. YouTube."
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"The biggest one this bar has seen"
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"since the snake that ate three pool balls."
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"Anything I can do for you."
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"Well, little more than I thought you'd ask for,"
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"but, uh, no, I respect the greed."
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"(gasps)"
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"(chuckles) You, my friend, are getting an escort."
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"(imitating siren): Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah."
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"Let's give the biggest one a gun and take the week off."
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"(grunting)"
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