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Clips from The Simpsons - The Winter of Our Monetized Content (S31E31)

"¶ ¶"
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"We're trying to have our daily conversation"
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"You're nothing to me now."
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"Let's see. Pizza slice,"
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"If that jerk didn't like your sports notions,"
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"Don't say "you." Don't say "you.""
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"These are hard as rocks."
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"Uh, this calls for massive retaliation."
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"(groans)"
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"Just be still so I can embrace you from behind."
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"Shh, you're safe now."
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"-The nerd did it. -Uh, could be Lisa. -Principal Skinner,"
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"Here's a few things that bug me."
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"(flatulence sounds)"
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"Oh... Huh?"
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"(growls)"
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"(low growling)"
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"(grunts)"
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"(screaming)"
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"Oh, my face! My face!"
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"What the hell's so funny?"
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"(crying)"
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"-Then he ruins my livestream. -Me ruining his show was"
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"-the only good part of his show. -I'm gonna change the NHL"
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"-for morbidly obese goalies. -Should've led with it."
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"Marge, bring him a microbrew!"
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"-Quick! -I'm on it!"
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"(panting)"
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"Then I became a pro snowboarder,"
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"where the kids who teased me's parents worked"
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"and shut the factories down."
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"(chuckles) I like you,"
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"but that won't get in the way."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Wow. 5.7 million views."
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"Let's see. Uh, third quarter take..."
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"-Overhead. -Projections."
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"Apples to apples."
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"Monorail. Monorail."
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"with the greatest viral video of all time,"
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"Then boom!"
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"Even less in monkey dollars."
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"there would be-- oh, I don't know--"
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"Monkey Finger Sniff T-shirts,"
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"Host, Rami Malek or better."
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"Musical guest, Pitbull."
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"(quietly): Label to camera."
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"They're gonna love this publicity."
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"First quarter revenue?"
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"No. First quarter, like the coin."
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"Halt and Catch Fire, boy!"
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"the bully,"
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"I'll realize this is just what I needed."
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"The Holistic Obstinance Lessening Environment."
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"Uh-oh. (whimpering)"
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"a Torture 500 company."
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"Pick a hand."
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"Not the same hand."
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"So they want you two-- you and you--"
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"Uh, they're made of wax."
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"Why, you little..."
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"Yes!"
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"-Aah! -Ah. Beautiful."
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"You two are more beloved than Marathon-Diarrhea Guy."
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"We're gonna make Marathon-Diarrhea Guy look"
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"Say, boy, can I buy you a...?"
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"Give me a Duff, Moe."
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"Got a picture of that. See it?"
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"Anything. You just name it."
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"It's that kid from YouTube!"
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"For using the metric side of my ruler."
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"All I did was wear swim trunks in the shower. (mutters)"
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"with minor infractors."
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"To help society."
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"We need you to make kiddie license plates."
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"and a thousand Kate... Lynns."
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"How about this?"
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"How do you know about unions?"
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"Hey, Dad!"
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"Excuse me, but I thought the hate was real."
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"hey, there, Skinner,"
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"we will be here until dinner!"
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"You can cut detention with a knife."
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"as long as it doesn't involve kids--"
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"¶ Whew, about to slip down ¶"
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"¶ Workin' in a coal mine ¶"
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"Take it from the Moon."
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"Bart and Homer have cratered."
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"Yesterday's views."
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"May I make an original and groundbreaking observation"
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"that no one has ever said before?"
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"-Betty White? -A comeback."
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"We will remake Bart and Homer Brand."
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"Is it a drug? Lay it on me."
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"This is the largest gathering of social media influencers"
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"the Internet's leading walkthrough gamer."
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"I am tired now."
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"And now, to tell you what you're gonna do."
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"So we don't kill each other?"
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"(shrieks)"
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"and homeless former Viners,"
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"Then they hugged and you were like, "What?""
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"I'm not afraid of you."
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"¶ ¶"
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"(music stops)"
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"Me, neither, son."
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"within the next five hours."
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"Shh!"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"D'oh!"
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"HOMER: Fold down that..."
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"and then up that..."
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"and you have a beautiful swan."
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"What the...?!"
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"This is Anger Watkins, and you're watching basic cable's"
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"angriest sports show."
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"Folks, this is difficult to say,"
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"but, today, I'm angry!"
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"I like how angry he is."
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"I want to broach a topic"
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