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Clips from Who's the Boss? - Truth in Dating (S01E01)

"WeII, I'm aII ready."
Who's the Boss?
"Remember, if you taIk science, keep that receipt. It's a write-off, aII right?"
Who's the Boss?
"HeIIo, Mother. You can't go with me."
Who's the Boss?
"Why can't I go with you?"
Who's the Boss?
"Hey, Iook."
Who's the Boss?
"I'm a Iucky guy. Who are these peopIe?"
Who's the Boss?
"Wait a minute. You mean they want me to be in the commerciaI?"
Who's the Boss?
"You're in the shower. You're reaIIy feeIing good."
Who's the Boss?
"...you probabIy shower every day..."
Who's the Boss?
"...Ioose..."
Who's the Boss?
"...and sweaty I get..."
Who's the Boss?
"Okay, cut."
Who's the Boss?
"Much Iooser."
Who's the Boss?
"My man uses Machismo Scented Seven-Day Deodorant Shower GeI."
Who's the Boss?
"...or no matter how hot and sweaty he gets..."
Who's the Boss?
"Put everything I've got into Lankershim Cosmetics."
Who's the Boss?
"I mean, when he Iathered up, I got goose fIesh."
Who's the Boss?
"Boy, am I gIad I wore that IittIe bathing suit."
Who's the Boss?
"We're in the kitchen."
Who's the Boss?
"And I have a feeIing you haven't even scratched the surface yet."
Who's the Boss?
"...that there's something a IittIe different about Tony."
Who's the Boss?
"I'd Iove to see how you wouId handIe a reaIIy big account."
Who's the Boss?
"How big?"
Who's the Boss?
"...and we're taIking $1 0 miIIion."
Who's the Boss?
"And we're gonna take care of your probIem, Tony."
Who's the Boss?
"Now, beat it."
Who's the Boss?
"He's not doing a thing about shrimp."
Who's the Boss?
"It's mine."
Who's the Boss?
"AngeIa, this ain't a bribe. It's a bonus."
Who's the Boss?
"You're right, it's just Iike my dandruff account."
Who's the Boss?
"I'm proud of both of you."
Who's the Boss?
"I stuffed them fuII of hot fudge sundae."
Who's the Boss?
"AngeIa, I aIways wanted a convertibIe."
Who's the Boss?
"Okay, book-busters, Iet's move it, Iet's hit it, Iet's do it."
Who's the Boss?
"-You got everything? Gym shorts? -Check."
Who's the Boss?
"-Homework? -Check."
Who's the Boss?
"Science project?"
Who's the Boss?
"-Samantha? -Don't worry, Dad, I've got everything."
Who's the Boss?
"Books, Iunch money, and homework."
Who's the Boss?
"Check, check, check. Ice skates for Marci's party?"
Who's the Boss?
"-You got me. -That's why I have this."
Who's the Boss?
"We'd better go. That fiIm studio's aII the way in BrookIyn."
Who's the Boss?
"Your carriage awaits, but do you have everything?"
Who's the Boss?
"You bet I do. I have the most important new account in my career."
Who's the Boss?
"I have Lankershim Cosmetics..."
Who's the Boss?
"...and I have the cIient eating out of my hand."
Who's the Boss?
"-Do you have your portfoIio? -I don't have that."
Who's the Boss?
"Sweetheart, isn't that a wonderfuI prehistoric thing."
Who's the Boss?
"Have a good day in schooI. Bye."
Who's the Boss?
"Okay, here's your Iunch money, buddy."
Who's the Boss?
"And I hope they reaIIy Iike your IittIe voIcano."
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, for show-and-teII he's gonna sacrifice a Barbie doII."
Who's the Boss?
"Give me a kiss."
Who's the Boss?
"-AII right, be good in schooI. -Okay, bye."
Who's the Boss?
"-Hi, Mona. How you doing? -Hi, short peopIe."
Who's the Boss?
"Mona? Mona, Mona...."
Who's the Boss?
"-No, I don't see you on my Iist. -No? WeII..."
Who's the Boss?
"...now I'm on it, right next to ''take out trash.''"
Who's the Boss?
"That's not ''trash,'' that's ''Trish,'' but you're cIose."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, so today's the big day, huh?"
Who's the Boss?
"Lights, camera, action."
Who's the Boss?
"AngeIa, do you think that that's why I'm here?"
Who's the Boss?
"Because presidents of advertising agencies..."
Who's the Boss?
"...don't take their mommies to work with them."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, don't think of me as your mommy."
Who's the Boss?
"Think of me as a stockhoIder."
Who's the Boss?
"I just invested in Lankershim Cosmetics."
Who's the Boss?
"Mother, how sweet."
Who's the Boss?
"You have that much faith in my deodorant campaign?"
Who's the Boss?
"No. Advertising campaigns come and go..."
Who's the Boss?
"...but sweat is forever."
Who's the Boss?
"Come on, AngeIa. Let her go."
Who's the Boss?
"We won't get in the way."
Who's the Boss?
"-We? -Yes."
Who's the Boss?
"You won't even know we're there."
Who's the Boss?
"Look at this, Iook at this. A movie studio."
Who's the Boss?
"I can feeI the magic in the air."
Who's the Boss?
"They make it Iook just Iike a reaI bathroom."
Who's the Boss?
"It's cIean, it's cIean. It's not very private, but it's cIean."
Who's the Boss?
"AngeIa, don't worry about a thing."
Who's the Boss?
"...so go over there and act important."
Who's the Boss?
"Make a decision."
Who's the Boss?
"I aIready made one, but you came anyway."
Who's the Boss?
"She's the president, you know."
Who's the Boss?
"You wouIdn't have a job without her."
Who's the Boss?
"Herb, this is my mother, Mona Robinson."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, your mother? Without you I wouIdn't have a job."
Who's the Boss?
"And my housekeeper, Tony MiceIIi."
Who's the Boss?
"-Hey, how are you doing? -Housekeeper?"
Who's the Boss?
"You know, you couId caII me the maid..."
Who's the Boss?
"...but I wouIdn't."
Who's the Boss?
"Best behaviour, you two. This is the cIient."
Who's the Boss?
"-Mr. Larson, good morning. -HeIIo, AngeIa."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, today's the day we make a househoId word..."
Who's the Boss?
"...out of Machismo Scented Seven-Day Deodorant Shower GeI."
Who's the Boss?
"I Iike the way you think."
Who's the Boss?
"And you must be our Machismo Man."
Who's the Boss?
"Oh, no, no. This is Tony MiceIIi."
Who's the Boss?
"-He's-- -Perfect."
Who's the Boss?
"Thank you."
Who's the Boss?
"He's my housekeeper, Mr. Larson."
Who's the Boss?
"We have an actor, Lance Wetherby. He's in makeup."
Who's the Boss?
"Go teII Wetherby to take the curIers out and go home."
Who's the Boss?
"This man has that Machismo Iook."
Who's the Boss?
"You bet he does."
Who's the Boss?
"-Who are you? -I'm his agent, ''Swifty'' Robinson."
Who's the Boss?
"SmiIe, Tony. I think you're about to be discovered."
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah. FIex. I'II work out the negotiations."
Who's the Boss?
"-We're aImost ready to roII here. -J.J., we've had a IittIe change here."
Who's the Boss?
"Tony MiceIIi is going to be our Machismo Man."
Who's the Boss?
"I am? I'm gonna be the Machismo Man."
Who's the Boss?
"Mr. Larson, Tony is not an actor."
Who's the Boss?
"Wait a minute. I was a cameI in my third-grade Christmas pIay."
Who's the Boss?
"Vivian Lordasino was the other hump."
Who's the Boss?
"I'm sure you were great, bubele, but this is the big time."
Who's the Boss?
"-Listen, J.J.? -Yeah?"
Who's the Boss?
"Did AngeIa teII me you did that commerciaI..."
Who's the Boss?
"...on YouthfuI You fade cream?"
Who's the Boss?
"Yeah, that won me a CIio award."
Who's the Boss?
"WeII, I'm sure if you can work with dancing Iiver spots..."
Who's the Boss?
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