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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Every Daughter's Father Is a Virgin (S02E02)

"Well, I mean, it's a personal thing."
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"You're not sending me out to buy your underwear. I do this for a living."
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"Well..."
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"-That's nice of you. -I have my moments."
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"So you have a preference on the pictures?"
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"-Excuse me? -Colour, black and white, satin finish?"
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"You just couldn't let it be nice, could you?"
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"-What can I say? -In English, not much."
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"You're still welcome."
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"You're still thanked."
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"And they're off."
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"Come on, Mr. Hayes. Let's see what you're made of."
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"Here, my man. Give me that paper, will you?"
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"Here. Thanks."
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"Excuse me. Hi."
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"A friend and I are here for a meeting."
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"He just asked you for a room number."
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"We went to the elevator, I wasn't paying attention."
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"The doors closed, I was on one side, he was on the other."
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"And all I know is the room is on the 4th floor."
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"We do not give out room numbers of registered guests."
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"No, no, no. This guy is not a hotel guest."
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"Six feet tall, grey hair, went to the flower shop."
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"Mr. Hayes is a registered guest at our hotel."
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"If you wish to speak to him, you'll have to use the house phones."
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"Alexander Hayes' room, please."
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"Hello? Who is this?"
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"Well, this is-- This is the hotel garage."
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"You drive a late-model Mercedes, Mr. Hayes?"
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"This is Alexander Hayes, right?"
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"Can I have your room number, please?"
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"Okay. Okay. All right."
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"I'm afraid I got some pretty bad news for you, Mr. Hayes."
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"No, no. Don't panic. Nothing to panic about."
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"After all, the hotel assumes full responsibility."
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"I mean, hey, we are the ones that smashed it into the garage wall, right?"
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"Whoa, hey, Mr. Hayes."
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"I don't have to listen to language like this, see?"
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"Okay. Okay, fine. You come down here."
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"Easy, now, you don't even know my mother."
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"Okay, good. Good, man. I'll be waiting for you, okay?"
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"Yes?"
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"I thought a friend of mine was staying here."
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"Bad joke. Bad joke."
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"Nine-twenty. Early day."
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"-I waited for you as long as I could. -You miss me?"
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"Sure. Your name again?"
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"-S0? -So."
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"So say something."
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"Well..."
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"...I think your father is a really a good guy, you know?"
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"What does that mean?"
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"It means I think your father is a good man."
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"And what does that mean?"
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"It means what it means."
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"Look me in the eye and tell me you followed my father all day."
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"-I did it, Maddie. -And?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"Wooden nickel for your thoughts."
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"You're right."
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"Wooden nickel ain't worth what it used to be, anyway."
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"Which reminds me, you ever hear the one..."
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"...about the prospector, the buffalo and the Indian?"
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"You wanna hear about it?"
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"I never should have told you."
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"-David-- -Hayes speaks."
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"I just found out my father is cheating on my mother."
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"-How would you have me act? -Not like the world is ending."
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"-But it is for her. -No. Not yet."
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"She suspects, she doesn't know."
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"-Yes, but I have to tell her. -You what?"
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"-I have to tell her. -Why?"
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"“Why? -Why do you have to tell her?"
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"Why? Why?"
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"Because I'm her daughter. Because it's the truth."
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"-Because she's in pain. -I see."
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"Telling her the truth is gonna put her out of this pain?"
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"-I didn't start this discussion. -Just answer the question."
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"David, what would you have me do?"
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"-Don't tell her. -Just don't tell her?"
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"Just don't tell her."
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"I can't do that. That's lying."
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"-You're kidding. -l mean it, David, I can't do that."
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"-That's lying. -What do you mean, you can't lie?"
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"Everybody can lie. It's one of those involuntary functions of mammals."
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"Like breathing. Eating ice cream out of the container."
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"-Reading in the bathroom. -Be that as it may, I do not lie."
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"No? You come to work in the morning, someone asks how you're doing."
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"Do you say, “I'd rather be home watching Lucy, eating a bag of Oreos”?"
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"No. You say, “Fine. How are you doing?”"
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"And do they tell you about the barium x-ray they had yesterday?"
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"No. They say, "fine." And life goes on as usual."
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"Everybody's as happy as a potato in gravy."
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"-That's just being polite. -That's lying."
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"Big F, small I, little B. It's Pinocchio's nose time."
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"It's all lies, Maddie."
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"Good lies, bad lies, little lies we tell to make it through the day."
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""The turkey tastes great, Aunt Sophie." "Your hair looks beautiful, Suzette.""
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""The factory just isn't the same without you, Cousin Eddie.""
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"Maddie, do me a favour. When you see your mother tonight, lie."
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"-l can't. -You can't?"
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"You got a mouth. You got a tongue. What do you think they're there for?"
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"-Besides that, I mean. -You don't understand."
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"-l don't? -You don't."
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"-Good. -Good."
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"Look at this place. I bet even the roaches wear tuxedos."
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"-I feel ill. -It was a joke."
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"-No, I can't go through with this. -Let's get out of here."
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"We can't. I can't. We have to go through with it."
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"We were beginning to wonder if you two would show up."
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"Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for all the money in the world."
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"-Hello, Maddie. -Mom, how are you?"
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"Well, I'm fine, Maddie. I'm just fine."
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"She's fine, Maddie. Just fine."
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"Somebody die that I don't know anything about?"
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"Are you proud to be in the presence of two such beautiful women?"
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"-Absolutely. -Really, Alex."
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"Really."
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"As a matter of fact, I've been waiting for this moment..."
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"...to spring a little surprise on you."
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