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Clips from Archer - Danger Island: Comparative Wickedness of Civilized and Unenlightened Peoples (S09E09)

"NOAH: Oh, fun fact: even though they serve those"
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"- I don't eat chicken. - Yes! Finally, oysters."
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"on oyster shells, they're actually human testicles."
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"Come on, try it. It tastes like chicken."
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"- LANA: Ha! - [sighs] Well, I mean, at this point..."
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"You know? [chuckles]"
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"Not this one. Don't eat that!"
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"Oh, man. Are feasts not the best?"
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"- [retches] Oh, wait. - Oh, thank God."
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"[children laugh] ARCHER: Woooooo!!"
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"Noah, how do you say "mignonette"?"
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"[laughing maniacally]"
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"Oh, it's the same. "Mignonette.""
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"[whimpers]"
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"- Seriously? - Oh, come on."
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"[Fuchs grunting]"
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"- What? - Yeah, it's a loanword."
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"Teko! Besta!"
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"[sighs] Just the worst."
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"[chanting] Teko! Besta! Teko! Besta!"
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"Probably won't get credit for that, either."
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"Well, yeah, but you made that up. [Mua Mua chanting]"
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"Why do you think they call it the widow-maker?"
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"- that guy's, like, dead or whatever? - No, dummy."
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"Hey, shouldn't we, um, go make sure"
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"And now I think it's feast o'clock."
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"Way to go, toothless old lady."
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"[all cheering]"
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"Huh? [screams]"
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"__"
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"_"
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"[all scream]"
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"_"
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"[all gasp]"
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"[loud thudding]"
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"[gasps] [screams]"
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"[woman screams] [all gasp]"
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"- All hail Kalua! - Uh, you don't."
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"- for the winning battle plan, I... - Victory is mine!"
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"Okay, well, as long as I get the credit"
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"I shot maybe ten German bastards."
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"- Yeah, right. - Uh-huh."
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"Fighting zose German bastards."
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"What we? Where the hell were you?"
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"We showed those German bastards, eh?"
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"- But also weirdly polite. - Eh."
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"- Oh. - Yeah. Again, they're super racist."
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"Death to whites. No offense."
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"NOAH: [chanting] Death to whites. No offense."
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"ARCHER: What are they chanting?"
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"Huh... [Mua Mua chanting]"
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"__"
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"_"
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"__"
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"_"
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"[cheering continues]"
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"Go loot their corpses for schnapps."
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"Well, don't just stand there and gawk."
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"Take that, you Nazi bastards. [Mua Mua cheering]"
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"- That was the last of 'em. - Yeah!"
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"Woooooo!! Chub Club!"
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"[groaning]"
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"- [speaking German] - Was ist...?"
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"[speaking German]"
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"Chief, you are a tough room."
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"- Chief, it's working. - Mmm."
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"ARCHER: [laughs] It's working!"
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"Was ist los? Was ist los?!"
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"Nein! Nein!"
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"Shut up, bird."
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"- Eh. - Oh, whatever."
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"That was the pits. Am I right?"
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"- Did you see that? - [chuckling] Yeah."
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"Yeah! Aw, man."
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"[screams] [grunts]"
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"They might have schnapps."
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"- Here come the Krauts. - Ugh, finally."
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"What is that? What is he screaming?"
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"Kokatu!"
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"Kokatu! Kokatu!"
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"Vorwärts! [all crying out]"
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"They are retreating. Attack! Attack!"
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"ARCHER: Kokatu! Kokatu!"
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"[Noah sighs]"
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"ARCHER: Kokatu! Kokatu!"
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"- Thanks, idiot. - Yep!"
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"Oh, no, sorry. Kokatu. Kokatu."
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"- Um... - Noah!"
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"And how do you say "get ready"?"
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"Atzera! Batu baruka atzera!"
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"Oh, now! Sorry. Uh, atzera! Atzera!"
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"Oh, yes, yes. Of course."
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"so we can lure these Nazi pukes into our killing zones?"
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"Well, then, can you please tell them to fall back"
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"- But otherwise...? - I mean..."
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"Oh, I-I'm hiding under this corpse."
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"What are you doing, Noah?"
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"- Where the... Noah? Noah?! - NOAH: Y-Yeah?"
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"Fall back! Fall back! Fall back!"
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"[screaming]"
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"[mockingly] Muh, muh, muh, muh. [laughs]"
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"[clears throat] I take your point."
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"I think if I tell him to, he'll eat you."
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"You think he eats a lot of salad?"
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"Cannibals don't only eat people. I'm sure they have side salads."
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"- Why would they eat...? - Because they're cannibals?"
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"- Balls. - Wait, what?"
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"- these people use for oysters? - Uh, presumably oysters?"
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"- Ew. And also, so? - So, what do you think"
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"Oh, come on! He has no testicles."
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"- Meaning? - He's a eunuch?"
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"[chuckles] Well, don't ask him, 'cause he sure as hell doesn't have any."
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"what is taking so long with these oysters?"
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"But even though time is meaningless to me,"
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"- defiled by Nazi storm troopers! - Well, I can't die. I'm immortal."
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"Because I don't want to die in a hut,"
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"[grunting]"
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"Batu baruka! Batu baruka!"
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"[sighs]"
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"Well, a new Schneider, for one."
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