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Clips from BoJack Horseman (2014) - Comedy (S01E01)

"What do you mean sooner?"
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"Why not this weekend?"
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"- Oh, keep the damn thing. - Aw."
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"- Oh. - Get your hands off me!"
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"Long story short,"
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"but she gained a friend."
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"even though we did not actually have time"
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"- to organize a rehearsal. - Or a dinner."
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"as soon as I finish this toast,"
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"after one more quick anecdote."
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"It was winter in Prague,"
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"and the consumption hung low in the air."
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"- "Oopsy." - Vincent?"
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"Yeah, Princess Carolyn's boyfriend."
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"We've hung out a couple times."
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"- What are you ta... - That dude is funny."
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"You know he's not a person, right?"
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"in the middle of your whole thing"
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"It's not about that."
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"seems to notice that she is dating a man"
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"who is clearly three little boys"
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"doing the thing from The Little Rascals."
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"Oh, that reminds me of another funny story."
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"If I could say a few words?"
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"BoJack Horseman. Take the mic."
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"Spin us a yarn."
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"Since I am friends with both of you"
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"as a venue for your wedding."
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"Hey, don't look a horse's gift in the mouth, right?"
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"I get it. Like the song."
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"All right, everyone."
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"Now that the wedding's at my restaurant,"
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"Perfect for sabotage."
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"You calling me to the bar the other night"
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"turned out to be the best thing"
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"This "person" you're in love with..."
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"He's a good boyfriend."
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"I actually think you and Vincent"
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"You should spend some one-on-one time with him."
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"We get it. You don't like him."
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"I'm actually not sure you do get it."
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"Ah! I wasn't gonna pee."
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"but there was something else happening the whole time."
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"I see it now."
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"Well, I could use a friend right about now."
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"There's something I really gotta get off my chest,"
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"No, I'm not great with sensitive information."
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"I didn't have any doubts"
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"Then I figured she's smarter than I am."
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"Maybe she knows things I don't."
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"You are kind of unloading"
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"Sure, I think I'm ready to commit to Diane,"
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"but I can't even commit to my favorite type of stick."
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"Yes, today, it's short and knobby, but tomorrow?"
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"Well, sure, Diane is short, but I don't know about knobby."
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"but I keep having this dream where she's gone."
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"She's just gone, and my life continues without her."
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"And it terrifies me to say this,"
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"Hey, thanks for listening to all this."
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"You're a really good friend, Todd."
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"Yeah, sounds good."
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"to hear them without contributing"
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"Beloved character actress Margo Martindale"
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"But first, pizza for breakfast?"
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"to hand her that tape from the 10¢ bin."
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"That means Margo Martindale likes tapes!"
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"And a tape is something you listen to,"
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"Boxes is what cereal comes in."
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"Am I just grasping at straws?"
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"Wait. Straws... That's it."
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"and plants need water."
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"And BoJack used Margo Martindale as a plant"
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"at the bank and the convenience store,"
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"to make me find that video game"
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"so he could kill my rock opera!"
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"Aw, dude."
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"- Rise and shine, Todd. - I didn't sleep."
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"one more day to figure out how to stop this wedding,"
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"Oh, shit. Forgot about jury duty."
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"Damn you, Tuesday BoJack."
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"Sweet Jesus."
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"I'm sorry. I misspoke."
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"A lot of further questions."
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"- Justice. - Mr. Peanutbutter."
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"- How are you? - Amazing!"
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"This has been the role of a lifetime."
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"and when I get there, I'm gonna find"
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"and I'm going to bite her finger off."
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"and you don't mess with crazy."
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"Oh, here I am blabbering on about my plans."
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"Did you ever stop that wedding?"
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"It's actually happening right now."
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"I ran out of time."
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"I never understood why"
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"in my own shitty, ass-backwards way."
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"Diane deserves the best."
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"and it's gonna be mostly synonyms from here on"
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"if I keep going,"
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"Tell her that, BoJack."
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"You don't need kooky schemes or nutty capers."
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"Just go to her and speak from your heart."
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"You're right, partly."
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"I've gotta tell her how I feel."
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"Okay, I'm gonna do it."
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"Did I miss it? Is it too late?"
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"Dude. I'm done with this. No. No."
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"Mr. Peanutbutter is nice to everybody."
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"That's what makes him so stupid."
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"you're doing this is because you're in love with Diane."
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"Yes, that's right."
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"And I'm here to finally tell her how I feel."
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"BoJack, she knows how you feel."
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"How? I barely just realized..."
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"Hey, man, she made her choice."
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"Look around. This day is not about you, okay?"
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"So maybe you should just stop trying"
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"to mess with other people's lives."
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"I never thought I wanted to get married."
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"But then I realized it's okay to not know everything."
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"And some things take a leap of faith."
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