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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Wednesday Incident (S02E02)

"All right, fine. Then I'm calling in my chit."
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"- No, ch-it. - What?"
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"Remember when I got you this job?"
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"You said, "OMG, Jake. I owe you one.""
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"I said "OMG"?"
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"That was before other people started saying it."
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"Well, now I'm cashing it in."
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"A receipt for almonds?"
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"Yeah, I just thought it would be more dramatic"
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"to slide something across the table."
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"It wasn't, but since I made that promise, fine."
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"Hey, Kevin. Gina, good to see you."
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"- Jake's here too. - Yo."
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"Gina, I know you like champagne with a drop of pomegranate juice."
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"And, Peralta, I hope this will do."
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"It's perfect. Thank you for inviting us in."
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"Yes, I invited Gina in. You were with her."
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"Okay."
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"Look, everyone's blaming me for the captain's horrible mood"
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"When you flooded his office with cider?"
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"He was anger articulating."
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"Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?"
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"But so my question is,"
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"could something have happened at home"
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"Well, I remember that morning."
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"He left this house at 7:00 and was in a great mood."
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"I'm not going to investigate my own husband."
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"Uh-huh, totally."
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"Well, that was a great chitchat."
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"Don't you think, Gina?"
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"Seemed like it went real bad for you."
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"Chit-chat."
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"Oh."
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"You know, Kevin, maybe if we figure out"
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"I suppose we could look into it."
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"Yes, great! Let's go right now."
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"No time to lose. Don't look, just run."
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"You're trying to get me out of here before I see"
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"the orange soda you spilled on the chair, aren't you?"
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"What the hell?"
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"You must have misheard me."
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"Oh, cut it with the sweet-old-coot routine."
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"You're going to jail, my friend,"
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"in a trolley named Charles."
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"- A trolley? - Trolleys are cool."
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"They have the bells. You know what?"
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"Just take your tea and leave my perp alone, please."
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"Thank you, ladies, for bringing a little sunshine"
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"You want to know what I'm gonna do"
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"with the money I stole?"
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"- Hmm. - Prostitutes."
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"- What? - Son of a bitch!"
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"and this is Detective Peralta."
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"They work with my Raymond."
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"Oh, Peralta, you are so old to behave the way you do."
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"- Oof. - What?"
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"I'm sure he vents about everyone on the squad."
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"So did anything unusual happen"
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"Did he mention anything?"
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"Hmm, well, that is his good-mood food."
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"So, Peralta, we know he was fine through breakfast."
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"Looks like you're still on the hook."
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"before he got to work."
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"Gina, what'd he do next?"
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"Well, according to his sched,"
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"his next stop was his weekly painting class."
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"Can I guess what he paints?"
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"Pictures of pie charts."
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"So, Gerald, did anything happen to Raymond last week?"
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"It was his day to pick the music,"
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"So he was in a good mood or a bad mood?"
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"Damn it."
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"We are in the same boat."
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"I've been trying to load this video all day."
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"You're watching videos during work?"
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"I told him to do it, sir. It's case-related."
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""Turtle humps computer mouse.""
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"Yeah, Turtle's the name of a local pervert"
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"we're chasing."
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"Come on, Hitchcock. Get it together."
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"and I got in a few good raddoppios."
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"You haven't?"
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"Kevin. Kev."
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"Three mornings this week,"
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"he told me he was fencing with Dan."
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"Maybe it's connected to his bad mood."
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"I have to sort this out with Raymond."
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"Jake, why don't you just do the right thing"
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"Captain Holt will never fire me"
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"if he knows I'm mourning the death of a close friend."
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"Or we could try plan B and just fix it."
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"You never even tried plan A, though."
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"Hey, how'd it go with Kevin?"
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"Are you willing to admit everything's your fault?"
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"Except for how you meddled in the captain's life today,"
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"in his marriage that could last a lifetime."
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"Yes, that is completely on me,"
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"but, Amy, you didn't know that, so you were still wrong."
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"You're not supposed to be here,"
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"and the captain's at a new level of anger:"
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"constant smiling."
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"It's horrible."
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"All smiling's horrible. This is worse."
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"We're here so I can activate"
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"the Holy Network of Administrative Assistants,"
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"acronym HNAA."
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"We high-level assistants keep track"
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"of what's going on with all the bosses."
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"Yeah, I'd tap that."
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"Network. I'd tap that network."
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"That's a thing people say."
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"Yeah? No."
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"What more do you want from me?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Why are you being so weird about this?"
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"Marvin Miller is guilty,"
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"and he thinks he can get away with it."
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"He also thinks the subway should be horses."
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"He's messing with me"
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"or funny like Jake."
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